Jack Layton
-
Posts
530 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Blogs
Gallery
Posts posted by Jack Layton
-
-
We'll up the stakes. If I win more rounds, SNX must admit defeat and accept me as viceroy. If Junka wins more rounds, AM must admit defeat and accept Junka as viceroy.
-
Well, we can do this the medieval way. Me versus Junka. 25 rounds. 1v1. Let's see who wins. No outside aid. Deal?
-
Also, I declared on you on the 15th when nobody else had. We fought 1v1 for four days and I was kicking your ass. Then YOU declared war on three nations on the 19th. And then when our war expired, I still kicked your ass. Kinda odd you're complaining about not fighting me 1v1 when you have, and when we did I beat the !@#$ out of you.
-
I'm fighting 6 right now. You're only fighting 3.
-
Attacking him is one of my favourite hobbies.
-
Considering not a single SNX nation has been able to beat me in war so far, I don't fancy their chances. Or yours. What's your all time record against me now? 5 out of 5 losses or something?
-
15 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:
Jack Layton fears to face the Emperor's wrath directly, so it's natural he's going to celebrate beating up a brave, but inadequately armed, new nation. Bravo Jack!
I'll be knocking out 10 mill with spy ops each day against cats with real warchests in the meantime.
There's only so many times I can beat the piss out of you before it gets boring. Figured I'd try different noobs for a change.
-
17 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:
As court jester I would probably end up running things over there judging by AM's performance this war.
You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republic of Don. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:
Last Tax Collection: 8/7/2017 6:07:38 AM
Last Bill Payment: 8/7/2017 6:07:34 AM
Desired Religion: Shinto
Desired Government: Federal Government
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 27%
Number of Spies: 5
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: None
Total Money: $75
Technology: 130.22 Levels
Trade Partners: Atreides
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 8, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 46, Intelligence XP: 6
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 1
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 4
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:Just going to leave that there.
-
7 hours ago, Neo Uruk said:
appropriating racism for propaganda is so 2010 dude
Did you just assume my reference of time, you bigot?
-
Now accepting memberships! -
Tackle out, boys. Let's see how you measure up. -
And when my warchest eventually runs out, I will still outdamage you.
-
43 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:
Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win.
Why didn't you declare on me again? I looked forward to beating you a fourth time in a row.
-
They answered my fatwa to join the jihad. We cannot fault them.
-
Is it true that you took a break from your job at the grass skirt factory just to deal with us?
-
Oldest profession in history.
-
5 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:
Fixed
I wouldn't be poking at anyone's warchest, if I were you, mate. You live off of charity.
-
It is Taqiyya, my friend. Salam.
-
God, I love war and propaganda.
-
Who doesn't love a good circlejerk? It's Hawaii's favourite pasttime.
-
He is trying, but failing, to do Taqiyya. I am the master of Taqiyya.
-
As you can see, SNX has lost about 250,000NS net.
As you can see, we're virtually unchanged since the war began on 7/7.
Pictures tell a thousand words. -
This guy is just all fake news! Worst person ever! Unreal! When he's ready to negotiate, we're going to sign a deal that puts AMericans first.
-
Just now, Serberus_I said:
Imagine what we'll have achieved if we spend an extra £400 million. SNX watch out. Hahahaha
The damage difference between the alliances is basically 8 nations on our side, all noobs/inactives, who have barely fired a cruise missile back because they're inactive/noobs. Oh, and Tiddles. Tiddles is in peace mode now. We don't need to spend another $400 million. We just need to boot these noobs so that SNX will have to fight real warriors. To date, I haven't lost a single war to SNX. Who will fight Mad Jack next? Better keep me in Nuclear Anarchy before I choose for you.
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Posted
No, our alliances can continue fighting. I'm talking you and me dancing.