Courland

[quote name='Choson' timestamp='1335393283' post='2959245'] Well, the love I have for the Sword Alliance is different than the love I have for you. [/quote] Hot. [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1335396979' post='2959293'] http://www.cybernations.net/search_aid.asp?search=476361&Extended=1 If there are any FAN, KoN, or GPF government reading this please contact me asap. [/quote] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2rbyv7k.jpg[/IMG]

[quote name='Choson' timestamp='1335388000' post='2959174'] I love you for this. [/quote] I'm flattered, but I think you're just projecting your love for Sword Alliance on me. Sword Alliance is a very powerful force which is both cool and totally sweet, so I guess it's understandable.

The 1st RULE of Sword Alliance is you always talk about Sword Alliance. The 2nd RULE of Sword Alliance is you ALWAYS talk about Sword Alliance. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, declare unilateral armistice and claim the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only one nation to an alliance. 5th RULE: One idea per thread, and one thread per idea. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Posts will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at Sword Alliance, you HAVE to post.

It was an interesting fight. Fought some good GOONS, fought some bad GOONS, fought some fur GOONS...glad we were all able to leave with our buttholes intact. o/ Sardonic and all of the non-retards on the Mercy Board. [size="1"]We truly are sorry about the Bitburg post. Honestly, if you'd just demanded an apology for the foreign aid and 18 million for the post, this whole thing could have been avoided before it started.[/size]

[quote name='Ameroca' timestamp='1334966242' post='2956300'] Giving Ombudsmen of Nice Smiles [/quote] This alliance is relevant to my interests. Do you have a forum where I could perhaps learn more?

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1334922777' post='2956117'] Wizard needs reps badly. [/quote] Will you be able to fit them in that corrupted vessel of yours? With the accumulated mysteries of the lunar ancients, how can you possibly have room?

[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1334892799' post='2956029'] That was pretty funny. Painful to read, but funny. [/quote] Trust me, it was even more painful to write. My head almost exploded from the grammatical dyslexia.

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1334897999' post='2956060'] I carry within me the accumulated knowledge of two dead GOONSes. One terrestrial, one lunar. I have learned much from the failures and victories of both. Don't patronize me, I know what I'm doing, as does GOONS. If we are to perish, it won't be for a lack of honor. [/quote] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/99fl3k.jpg[/IMG] I did not realize before...

[quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1334873305' post='2955905'] I think they expect to not be insulted when a party makes a mistake. Also the Mercy Board has been there and operating under the same guidelines for years. The rules are pinned and are available for all requesting mercy. Obviously Courland didn't play nice and GOONS was disappointed. Since they were disappointed, the victim must now be destroyed. [/quote] Courland ≠ Bitburg Please do not besmirch my name by attributing that abomination to me. Although, to be fair to Lord Bitburg, it was an honest attempt to avoid peace in a style he thought they would enjoy. I think two of the GOONS summed it up best: [quote='Lex Quintus']This strikes me sort of like something you'd get from your friend's annoying little brother, who's been staying up with the big kids and is all hopped up on sugar and artificial colors. A mite frantic and desperate, but... Still it's a response.[/quote] [quote='Sardonic']It's kind of a cluster$%&@, but at least they tried :frogbon: As ever, Beefstupid as the arbiter makes the call.[/quote] Which brings me to another point... Allies of GOONS, do you really want to leave multi-billion dollar war decisions in the fur coated hands of Beefstupid? Sardonic, yes. But Beefstupid? Really? The guy is barely able to cope with his online dating account*, let alone be counted on to make competent decisions in an alliance war. For God's sakes PB, you may one day find yourself in an unanticipated war with IRON because he couldn't get a pint of Cherry Garcia after a particularly tough night of incompatibility notices. [size="1"]* - through his nation's Internet Wonder, of course.[/size]

[quote name='Artigo' timestamp='1334860415' post='2955801'] Two threads too many. All micros should condense their !@#$ announcements to one thread. Like an official ***My alliance has something to announce, but were too irrelevant to warrant it's own thread*** thread Were going to slowly ground into dust and the world will forget about you in a few months, that's how these things go brah [/quote] Don't worry, were going to surrender. I promise were, brah. If only we we're stronger than were...

[quote name='Laslo Kenez' timestamp='1334745387' post='2955280'] Yeah, rape analogies for your digital game war? Classy move, !@#$%^&. [/quote] Oh, get over yourself. Alternately, stage a Take Back the Tip march to protest my completely serious and dangerous stance on male rape.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1334734753' post='2955255'] [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1334725586' post='2955201']Also, I guess, would GOONS really have an issue with external sources paying the reps? [/quote] Nope, I'm fairly confident that we wouldn't.[/quote] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/125miif.gif[/IMG] But maybe things will change...

Thank you for spending time putting together something I didn't bother to read. At some point, you're going to wish you had those 3 minutes of your life back, but they'll forever belong to me.

[quote name='Tick1' timestamp='1334732214' post='2955244'] I love how every member of Mongols assumes they are being addressed when replying to someone not in your alliance. Do you guys not read quotes? Or do you just think that people are making random statements that have nothing to do with the posts they are replying too. [/quote] To be honest, I try to avoid reading your posts as they tend to not make sense. You'll have to forgive my momentary lapse of judgement.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1334666519' post='2954804'] Yes, when I said 'we', I did mean all of us, including our allies, smartypants. And come on to be fair, goons have done a fair bit of fighting (except for me of course, I've missed out so far). The dudes in Kaskus at least have recognised that here on these boards, I can dig up the relevant posts if you'd like me to.[/quote] Well, once we goaded you into actually declaring offensive wars again, I [i]guess[/i] I can give you [i]some[/i] credit for fighting.