Courland

[quote name='Choson' timestamp='1335393283' post='2959245'] Well, the love I have for the Sword Alliance is different than the love I have for you. [/quote] Hot. [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1335396979' post='2959293'] http://www.cybernations.net/search_aid.asp?search=476361&Extended=1 If there are any FAN, KoN, or GPF government reading this please contact me asap. [/quote] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2rbyv7k.jpg[/IMG]

[quote name='Choson' timestamp='1335388000' post='2959174'] I love you for this. [/quote] I'm flattered, but I think you're just projecting your love for Sword Alliance on me. Sword Alliance is a very powerful force which is both cool and totally sweet, so I guess it's understandable.

The 1st RULE of Sword Alliance is you always talk about Sword Alliance. The 2nd RULE of Sword Alliance is you ALWAYS talk about Sword Alliance. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, declare unilateral armistice and claim the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only one nation to an alliance. 5th RULE: One idea per thread, and one thread per idea. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Posts will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at Sword Alliance, you HAVE to post.

It was an interesting fight. Fought some good GOONS, fought some bad GOONS, fought some fur GOONS...glad we were all able to leave with our buttholes intact. o/ Sardonic and all of the non-retards on the Mercy Board. [size="1"]We truly are sorry about the Bitburg post. Honestly, if you'd just demanded an apology for the foreign aid and 18 million for the post, this whole thing could have been avoided before it started.[/size]

[quote name='Ameroca' timestamp='1334966242' post='2956300'] Giving Ombudsmen of Nice Smiles [/quote] This alliance is relevant to my interests. Do you have a forum where I could perhaps learn more?

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1334922777' post='2956117'] Wizard needs reps badly. [/quote] Will you be able to fit them in that corrupted vessel of yours? With the accumulated mysteries of the lunar ancients, how can you possibly have room?

[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1334892799' post='2956029'] That was pretty funny. Painful to read, but funny. [/quote] Trust me, it was even more painful to write. My head almost exploded from the grammatical dyslexia.

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1334897999' post='2956060'] I carry within me the accumulated knowledge of two dead GOONSes. One terrestrial, one lunar. I have learned much from the failures and victories of both. Don't patronize me, I know what I'm doing, as does GOONS. If we are to perish, it won't be for a lack of honor. [/quote] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/99fl3k.jpg[/IMG] I did not realize before...

[quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1334873305' post='2955905'] I think they expect to not be insulted when a party makes a mistake. Also the Mercy Board has been there and operating under the same guidelines for years. The rules are pinned and are available for all requesting mercy. Obviously Courland didn't play nice and GOONS was disappointed. Since they were disappointed, the victim must now be destroyed. [/quote] Courland ≠ Bitburg Please do not besmirch my name by attributing that abomination to me. Although, to be fair to Lord Bitburg, it was an honest attempt to avoid peace in a style he thought they would enjoy. I think two of the GOONS summed it up best: [quote='Lex Quintus']This strikes me sort of like something you'd get from your friend's annoying little brother, who's been staying up with the big kids and is all hopped up on sugar and artificial colors. A mite frantic and desperate, but... Still it's a response.[/quote] [quote='Sardonic']It's kind of a cluster$%&@, but at least they tried :frogbon: As ever, Beefstupid as the arbiter makes the call.[/quote] Which brings me to another point... Allies of GOONS, do you really want to leave multi-billion dollar war decisions in the fur coated hands of Beefstupid? Sardonic, yes. But Beefstupid? Really? The guy is barely able to cope with his online dating account*, let alone be counted on to make competent decisions in an alliance war. For God's sakes PB, you may one day find yourself in an unanticipated war with IRON because he couldn't get a pint of Cherry Garcia after a particularly tough night of incompatibility notices. [size="1"]* - through his nation's Internet Wonder, of course.[/size]

[quote name='Artigo' timestamp='1334860415' post='2955801'] Two threads too many. All micros should condense their !@#$ announcements to one thread. Like an official ***My alliance has something to announce, but were too irrelevant to warrant it's own thread*** thread Were going to slowly ground into dust and the world will forget about you in a few months, that's how these things go brah [/quote] Don't worry, were going to surrender. I promise were, brah. If only we we're stronger than were...

[quote name='Laslo Kenez' timestamp='1334745387' post='2955280'] Yeah, rape analogies for your digital game war? Classy move, !@#$%^&. [/quote] Oh, get over yourself. Alternately, stage a Take Back the Tip march to protest my completely serious and dangerous stance on male rape.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1334734753' post='2955255'] [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1334725586' post='2955201']Also, I guess, would GOONS really have an issue with external sources paying the reps? [/quote] Nope, I'm fairly confident that we wouldn't.[/quote] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/125miif.gif[/IMG] But maybe things will change...

Thank you for spending time putting together something I didn't bother to read. At some point, you're going to wish you had those 3 minutes of your life back, but they'll forever belong to me.

[quote name='Tick1' timestamp='1334732214' post='2955244'] I love how every member of Mongols assumes they are being addressed when replying to someone not in your alliance. Do you guys not read quotes? Or do you just think that people are making random statements that have nothing to do with the posts they are replying too. [/quote] To be honest, I try to avoid reading your posts as they tend to not make sense. You'll have to forgive my momentary lapse of judgement.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1334666519' post='2954804'] Yes, when I said 'we', I did mean all of us, including our allies, smartypants. And come on to be fair, goons have done a fair bit of fighting (except for me of course, I've missed out so far). The dudes in Kaskus at least have recognised that here on these boards, I can dig up the relevant posts if you'd like me to.[/quote] Well, once we goaded you into actually declaring offensive wars again, I [i]guess[/i] I can give you [i]some[/i] credit for fighting.

[quote name='Artigo' timestamp='1334693929' post='2954941'] Good one brah It's not that GOONS couldn't finish this war on their own, it's just that we're all sick of seeing ten daily announcements about this.[/quote] Did he just call me a piece of underwear? Yes, but anyway, my apologies for all two of my threads. Especially the joke one making fun of Sword Alliance. Alliance Announcements would have been much better off with another 30 days of MDoB* treaties. [quote]Congrats guise! Great see you finally making it official![/quote] [quote]Awesome. Good luck with this.[/quote] [quote]Wow. Congrats.[/quote] [quote]I knew this was coming for a long time. Glad to see it finally happen.[/quote] [quote]o/ D o/ Bags Great to see you finally getting together! [/quote] [quote]Lines being drawn...[/quote] etc., etc., etc.... [size="2"]* - Mutual Defense of Boredom[/size]

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1334664702' post='2954800'] This is in no way exaggerated, we are literally rapists, or more specifically, Repists. [/quote] Sardonic made a funny. All the world laughs. [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ynpkc3.gif[/IMG]

[quote name='Tick1' timestamp='1334678921' post='2954855'] That's crazy! Courland speaks for Mongols and Kaskus? Dude what a boss. [/quote] Courland speaks for Courland, and Kaskus speaks with nukes. Not sure where your post came from, but I hope that clears things up. [quote name='Lurunin' timestamp='1334680070' post='2954864'] Courland is mongols right? Kaskus were the ones who came in VIA treaty [/quote] Sorry, didn't see this. Yes, they came in via treaty.

[quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1334659653' post='2954786'] Well, then, either accept the terms or idk. The hive landed on you, but it's a GOONS-based war as a consequence and GOONS won't be defeated through it. They have won the war materially. Would you be opposed to someone paying the 172 mil on your behalf? [/quote] I have no opposition, but our opposition has opposition. I'm pretty sure we enticed them too much with our sweet, sweet MONGOL ass, and, unless they can drink of that nectar directly from the source, they will remain unsatisfied with their substitute dong. [quote name='BombaAriba' timestamp='1334675065' post='2954838'] So you think that it's smart to attack an alliance? That way you would be left alone?! [/quote] This is so completely removed from reality that it really doesn't even warrant a reply, but here it is: *fart* /fin

[quote name='LOLman789789' timestamp='1334693279' post='2954936'] Yes. The Leader of MONGOLS explained to me that the RUKUNU, as the only GOONS1 member left, hates the 2nd GOONS. As a result, I support him. [/quote] I'm pretty sure the "leader" of MONGOLS also explained to you how your posts weren't exactly helping your cause...but I think we both now know you're as serious as a tranny clad in an Elmo costume, so the second part of the message applies. o/ LOLman789789

EDIT: double post.

EDIT: Never mind. Misread something. [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1334656844' post='2954781'] If you want GOONS taken down, the war cannot start with GOONS or have GOONS as the flashpoint. They are a hive of treaties and you don't go sticking your hand in it. [/quote] First of all, we didn't land on the hive, the hive landed on us. And you really don't get it, do you? We don't want to "take GOONS down." We just want to be left alone.

[quote name='Vanilla Napalm' timestamp='1334655805' post='2954773'] Gotta love the Sparta defense. Warchest start getting too low, champ? [/quote] Unknown Smurf fought bravely and with honor in a war he volunteered for. If half the people who post did one quarter as much as he has, GOONS would have ceased to exist sometime in March.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1334655456' post='2954772'] If you want to line up to sign a treaty with a smoking hole in the ground once [s]we're[/s] VE & Non Grata are done making it, be our guest. [/quote] FYP for accuracy.

[quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1334624514' post='2954561'] Real question free of bias: Why? Are you actually convinced that either alliance deserves international support, regardless of their performance in this war? The fact that Mongols are whiny !@#$%*es who bandwagon on wars, and that Kaskus are loose-cannons who can't actually politically maneuver in this game hasn't changed. [/quote] If you can get more than 3 people to come in here and say they were tech raided by MONGOLS, I would be shocked. BTA excluded, of course, as I think everyone here recognizes that that was a war, not "a state of tech raiding" as it was billed at the time. I'd also like to add that political incompetence in failing to secure a treaty or post-war guarantees combined with an egregiously bad and nonsensical DoW should not be mistaken for bandwagoning. That being said, I'm off to go whine like a !@#$%* with the rest of my alliance-mates in the moderation forum now.