AnCapistan

I didn't even know DasGirl was still around.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1310060050' post='2751464'] No I think the end all be all of wit is calling you thick, go take some Ritalin son and calm down. Even better, stop posting rubbish. [/quote] If that's the case then I'm afraid you're not very witty. I'm not entirely sure why you think I'm not calm, but your insinuation that I have a mental disorder was amusing. Perhaps I struck a nerve with the "peanut sized testicles" comment.

[quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1310024968' post='2751251'] Yeah... this is so 4 days ago now. [/quote] Still waiting on an apology though.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1310058727' post='2751439'] Only in your small peanut sized mind it is. [/quote] Says the man who believes the end all be all of wit and humor is the impersonation of a weaker alliance. You must get that belief from your peanut sized testicles.

[quote name='nippy' timestamp='1310054426' post='2751392'] Good gosh, no! How can we have the stones to defend our honor against an individual shrouded in such mystery! I bet he wears a magical fairy cape and flys via super-hot gas expelled from his beanchute! It's clear that the number of spies a nation has is in direct correlation to the size of one's manhood! Anyone that gives Mr. Damsky material for gaining attention in an otherwise un-Damsky related topic deserves a brightly-coloured beachball! [/quote] Every topic is a Damsky related topic.

[quote name='mattski133' timestamp='1310047515' post='2751341'] Topic is not GOONS. Everyone knows we suck. This is about Legion lacking the stones to defend themselves. [/quote] Well the Defender of Legion attacked you guys. Do you have the stones to do anything about it?

[quote name='Lord Velox' timestamp='1310019995' post='2751221'] Bilrow's GGA. If only Legion had it's own PC to balance it out. [/quote] Sorry, but shouldn't you be focused on protecting your own nation's borders from sabotage and intelligence gathering moreso than pointing out the flaws in other alliances? The Defender of Legion told me you were the easiest person he's spied on yet.

[quote name='Rage McKill' timestamp='1310010731' post='2751114'] I must also apologize to The Legion. Upon reading their accusation thread (which may or may not have resulted from the chainmail), I was overcome by a sudden urge to spy random Legion members in my NS range with spy odds over 70%. My rationale for the time was, "What the hell, everyone else is doing it." and I realize now that this was wrong of me to do. I do not, however, apologize for spying away a few cruise missiles on that one guy. Seriously bro, get rid of them. [/quote] The Defender of Legion was not pleased at this information. As such he requested that these be put up for him. I of course, being a firm believer in Freedom of Information, acquiesced his request. [url=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/192/goonsspyop1.png/]Lord Velox of Regione mortis[/url] [url=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/goonsspyop2.png/]Voterfraud of Fraudistan[/url] I hope an amiable solution can be reached between the Legion and the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism. Conflict is the enemy of progress!

One terribly themed alliance cancels on another terribly themed alliance. That's cool, I guess.

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309918450' post='2749927'] Meh. I think we'll get over it. [/quote] Well, if you want to make yourselves look like hypocrites that is fine by me.

[quote name='HisK Owns You' timestamp='1309917940' post='2749920'] Mr Damsky is the greatest humanitarian CN has ever known why try and slander his good name? I agree he deserves an apology. [/quote] There you have it, NSO. A government member of Ronin agrees I deserve an apology. You wouldn't want to burn any diplomatic bridges would you, NSO?

[quote name='youwish959' timestamp='1309917502' post='2749910'] Looks like an obvious joke to me. [/quote] I do not joke. [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309917521' post='2749911'] I don't think an apology will be possible [/quote] Why not?

I do not condone spying against foreign alliances. However, like many people, I believe that freedom of information and speech is an important freedom that should be granted to everyone. As such, when an NSO government member, Varianz said that I "already spied Weebland" (you can view the full post down below), I look for an apology for this baseless slander directed at my person. Of course, I cannot divulge the true identity of the rebel known as "The Defender of Legion". To release the name of that brave rebel would not only be a violation of the trust he/she placed in me but also a desecration of the ideals that I hold so dearly. I am not willing to ruin and debase my good name for the New Sith Order. Under no circumstances am I obligated to provide intelligence to the New Sith Order; if we wanted to share intelligence with them I would sign a PIAT. All I ask for, NSO, is a simple apology by your Sith Emperor youwish959. [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=103338&view=findpost&p=2749453]Varianz's Libel[/url]

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309916561' post='2749897'] It seems particularly wasteful of money to destroy tech levels in nations that small. [/quote] I believe that the Defender of Legion merely wished to show that he had the [b]ability[/b] to do such a thing.

[quote name='potato' timestamp='1309895783' post='2749596'] Does it look like Varianz's screenshots were photoshopped to you? [/quote] Are you trying to suggest that the Defender of Legion faked the images? Do not worry, I have discussed this with him and he has granted me photographic evidence of the reports. Of course some minimal editing had to take place to protect his identity. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/spyop1.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/spyop2.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/838/spyop3.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/121/spyop4.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/spyop5.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/830/spyop6.png/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/35/spyop7.png/

[quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1309909375' post='2749790'] This isn't about the NPO this is about how Legion accusing our gov member of spying with no evidence. [/quote] Your government has accused me of spying without providing any evidence. Where is my apology?!

[quote name='Solaris' timestamp='1309908593' post='2749772'] I see your wits and perceptive powers have remained as they used to. Keep up the good work. [/quote] I aim to please.

I was under the impression the NAAC is protected by FAN.

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309885019' post='2749453'] You already spied Weebland Damsky [/quote] I have never spied Weebland, the Defender of Legion did. Perhaps he wished to spy on him twice to show that his pitiful intelligence agencies have not improved.

[spoiler] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of HomeLands. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Transitional Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $18,097,645 Technology: 0.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/2/2011 1:10:54 PM Trade Partners: Pleasure Island, Pekayon RockZ, Abrakadabra, one Della Gufi, Conformia Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/spoiler] [spoiler] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Weebland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Confucianism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 25 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $21,292,024 Technology: 0.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/2/2011 12:29:41 PM Trade Partners: Awesomeland, WishyWashyWorld, The Stomping Foot, vacous Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/spoiler] How strange, these reports just landed in my lap. I hope you catch the person responsible for spying on you NSO!

[quote name='FearUnited' timestamp='1309670697' post='2747478'] [color="#FF0000"]Knowing that he has an alliance to back him up, i don't see how this is funny. He is a small nation that can easily be aided. As RV stated in the past, if he was a rogue, he wouldn't last but he has an alliance who will back him up. Legions' warchest compared to NSO wouldn't last for 2 days.[/color] [/quote] Hey man, not saying he couldn't do anything, just thought it was kind of funny. I'm not "The Defender of Legion".

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1309669798' post='2747464'] [color="#0000FF"]Considering that he has less than 1k infra I am not exactly sure what your point is.[/color] [/quote] Eight and a half thousand dollars is not even reasonable to fight one Ground Attack. And considering he has no tech, he'd have to sponge off your bigger nations to even be remotely effective.

Looks like someone spied on NSO again! http://!@#$%*.com/6FzKSDLk [quote] HI NSO! THIS IS NSO SPY OPS DAY 2!! YOU STILL HAVE NO APOLIGIZED! WUT UP WIT DAT!! You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Fishman Island. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Islam Desired Government: Dictatorship Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 5 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $8,519 Technology: 0.45 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/1/2011 10:48:44 AM Trade Partners: Bionicus, Matrixatania, Notjapan Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. 9000$ WARCHEST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! THE NSO MILITARY MACHINE SUX!! sighned, THE DEFENDER OF THE GLORIOUS LEGION[/quote] I admit I did find the $8.5k warchest funny.

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309662716' post='2747322'] God forbid that I have a Communist government. [/quote] The Legion is literally Joseph McCarthy.

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1309584465' post='2746632'] Silly Damsky. No member of Legion would have to balls to do that . Congrats on your successful spy ops though [/quote] Dude, it seriously wasn't me.