The Corporation has decided (amongst much controversy) to do something unconventional in our grand alliance. Yes, that's right, we've decided to actually follow our charter. As such, we recently held elections, to which you are now forced to see the results of.
In an amazing turn of events, iClean retained the title of Chief Executive Officer by a 27-0 vote after editing his opposing candidate's place in the poll. As a result... I'm still the Chief Communications Officer.
You'll notice that most of these people are familiar faces in our government. For those that aren't... well... their predecessors were deemed to be commies and thus not suitable for leading the well-oiled Capitalist machine that is the Corporation. I'd like to close with our motto, as I feel it adequately sums up the events that happened here;
Full speed towards iClean!
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