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Especially our leader, TOOL
We love free speech, we love Mikes Bar
We give you aid, you'll go far
Tech deals, academy, and a lottery too
If you don't join us, you're a foo
We just passed 500 K
Onto a million! That's what we say
If you join us, you will see
We're the coolest, I'll climb a tree
This poem's for you, potential recruit
We want you here, we think your cute
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We treat our members in a well mannered way...
We will mold you like sedimentary clay...
I used to live in San Francisco bay...
You are staring at your Liquid Crystal Display...
Get frequent flyer miles from T.W.A...
I'll hold your hand on Valentines day...
What more do I have to say?
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