Tsayka

Better yet, Berbers in gov. Run.

Prove Steve right, I dare you. :P

NATO is pleased to announce the following government lineup for the May - July Term: Secretary General: Tsayka Secretary of Defense: Jekalle Secretary of Foreign Affairs: OldSelf Secretary of Commerce: HM Solomon I Secretary of Enlistment: lonabis Chief Justice: OrangeBlood This term marks the end of an era. After serving as NATO's Secretary General for two years Sir Humphrey has retired. We would like to congratulate him and thank him for the service he has done this alliance. To celebrate, NATO is offering champagne over at our forums. You can even visit Sir Humphrey at his new location: NATO's rolling green pasture.

lol, Berbers. Good boy. Also, WS, you keep working to get out of Ego/Garion's shadow. Maybe one day it'll pay off. :|

o/ Allies!

We fixed the spelling, remember. :P Thanks, Con!

While I won't produce logs, I'm certain that it was explicitly said what kind of terms we would agree to. What I'm more curious over, is why sigs were demanded of us before we saw the working version of the draft we would have been agreeing TO.

Statement is falser than false. We had no copy of the draft until I asked for it, the night before this was posted.

Miracles DO happen!

The Better Call Kenny Loggins Accords A Treaty of Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Revvin' up your engine. The Orange Defense Network and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, hereinafter referred to as the Contracting Parties, pledge to uphold the articles of the Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Pact outlined herein. Article I: Listen to her howlin' roar The Contracting Parties declare that they will act in the spirit of friendship and co-operation with the object of furthering the development and strengthening the relations between them, adhering to the principles of mutual respect for their independence and sovereignty, and of non-interference in their internal affairs. Article II: Metal under tension The Contracting Parties will hereafter refrain from all forms of hostile activity and aggression against each other, such as conspiring/committing espionage and the use of military force. Article III: Beggin' you to touch and go Should either of the Contracting Parties come upon intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the other, they are required to share this intelligence. Article IV: Highway to the Danger Zone The Contracting Parties are encouraged, but not obligated, to engage in financial transactions to their mutual benefit and to assist each other financially in times of need. Article V: Ride into the Danger Zone If one of the Contracting Parties comes under attack from a third party, they may ask the other Contracting Party for military aid. The other Contracting Party has the option of giving military aid and assistance. If either Contracting Party intends to undertake an aggressive military action against a third party or parties, it shall communicate this information to the other Contracting Party promptly. The other Contracting Party is not obliged to provide military support under these circumstances, but may do so if it wishes. Article VI: Headin' into twilight Once ratified by the Contracting Parties, this pact shall have full effect. Should either of the Contracting Parties wish to cancel this pact, a 72-hour notification must be given before the pact can be considered null and void. Signed for NATO: Secretary General: Sir Humphrey Secretary of Foreign Affairs: Tsayka Secretary of Defense: OldSelf Secretary of Commerce: HM Solomon I Secretary of Enlistment: Cesar Julian Chief Justice: OrangeBlood Signed for ODN: Secretary-General: Overlord Shinnra Assistant Secretary General: eZe Secretary of Defense: Zaxon Secretary of Interior: Hawspiper1983 Secretary of Economics: NOMNOMNOM Secretary of State: OsRavan Senate LVII: Hobbies0310 masterofwind Nikolay PeachesIII stealthypenguin93

Once these numbers are also adjusted to take into consideration average nation size per alliance, then we'll talk.

I repeat. By declaring on one member of us, you declare on all of us. Thanks for listening/reading.

so glad you can ignore half of my post and focus on the half that suits your needs. It wasn't even a long post! Talk about ADD.

what I said is, when you declare on a member of US, you've technically declared war on the whole bloc. The rest of US is then free to declare on that alliance (or not declare) as the bloc sees fit.

I really hope that's a rhetorical question. Did you miss that thread?

semantics. Not the fault of US if you all failed to realize that by engaging NATO you were unofficially at war with the other members of US as well.

TBA :|

sure, RNR put it a bit more eloquently, but the point of the matter here is that, according to the text of plan b, an attack on one signatory means the rest of US is free to attack you at their leisure.

oh, so there really WAS a fifth alliance declaring on NATO! Shame it took you all two more days to declare than the rest of your blitz, though. I can't stand ODN boasting of the greatest DoW on them much longer. :|

There you have it, folks. NATO's one true weakness. :|

We said that? When? Pretty sure we'd been winning from day one.

No really, this. Make both sides happy!

Because we didn't see this coming 24 hours ago... :P Your members must have been real eager to get out of PM if they declared was 24 hours early.

Took you guys long enough, sheesh. You've only been threatening this for two weeks.

You DO realize Fark was already at war before this, right? Something to do about a DoW on NSO. :|