Announcement from M*A*S*H's Commanding General's
In light of recent events The Mighty Armed States of Honor declares that we will support and defend our allies in the Coincidence Coalition from any attacks they may fall upon their members. Further more we see it as our right to defend our beautiful purple motherland from any attempts to disrupt her, hurt her, or change the status quo of purple. That is all.
Sincerely,
Col. Fitswilliam, Commanding General, M*A*S*H
Bedford Forrest, Commanding General, M*A*S*H
RPR Francheezi, Commanding General, M*A*S*H