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[center][size="5"][font="Arial Black"]Statement from the Office of the Jesus[/font][/size][/center]
[i][center]Five, four, three. "There is no way, I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day."[/center][/i]
[center]-Michael Scott[/center]
Hello friends!
I Mark Benford of MurderIncSucks have for a while now been the official Jesus of Murder Inc. Due to that rank I feel I have a special place to respond to this deceleration of war. I will do so in the same way Osama Bin Ladin issued his rational, in a list:
1) I condemn the attacks on Murder Inc by outside forces as unjust.
1.1) See 2
2) Murder Inc. may only be attacked by direction and with approval of MI's Jesus.
2.1) Murder Inc. has no government as far as I can tell.
2.2) Only I may order attacks on MI.
2.2.1) I had 3 government members attacked.
2.2.2) I had Elborrador attacked.
In the end however I must announce my overwhelming approval for Pork Shrimps operation against Murder Inc. On the night I had a few government members taken out I tried to get Elborrador to attack you as I thought it would entertain me, and clearly it would have.
Sadly however I cannot support you in this operation. Black Team senate evily reset before I could start a sanction war, although if your on black team you will know I was successful in annoying and pissing off most of the team, so much so that two people attacked me over it.
And let me leave you with a parting statement,
[i][center]You're all spineless cowards. MI is back to show you how to play the game. lets be clear from the start. We are going to recruit from your alliances, we're going to force membership as a condition of surrender and we're going to break some !@#$, get used to it.[/center][/i]
[center]-elborrador[/center]
Oh, and one more.
[center][i]Dear TPF,
your leader is a comlete and utter f-in moron. Until he is removed from that position of honor, we will burn your nations to the ground.[/i][/center]
[center]-elborrador[/center]
Were coming for you!
Note: That post went badly. Sorry. Confusion asked me to make a post and I tried, and it failed. But what do you expect?