Ernesto Che Guevara

Private channels FTW. The whole "GOONS ARE TERRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD KILL THEM ALL LOL" move never works. Dragging that into the international community's front yard is the political equivalent of punching a bodybuilder- You don't accomplish anything, and just end up pissing the larger party off.

[quote name='ktarthan' date='17 June 2010 - 05:03 PM' timestamp='1276819373' post='2341194'] Incredibly. Sorry Che, you're not invited to my birthday any more. [/quote] [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif[/img] But...but...but what about the kids?

Just wait for the next GW. That'll reduce everybody to 1 NS.

GOONS is terrible and they're ruining...the...game... \m/'s goin' be pissed.

[center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100429225508/cybernations/images/thumb/3/31/Europaflag1.png/250px-Europaflag1.png[/img] [/center][center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070913144115/cybernations/images/thumb/5/52/Fearflag.jpg/250px-Fearflag.jpg[/img] [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center]The Treaty of Val Kilmer[/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center]Preamble[/center][center]In June of 2010, the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP GUN. The following treaty, signed between FEAR and Europa, henceforth known as Maverick and Iceman, declares our interests in rapport and mutual defense. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article I - Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full[/center][center]While the two have had a long-standing "unzip and compare" rivalry, both Maverick and Iceman agree never to declare war on one-another. This would violate this treaty, and would result in both pilots being terminated from the Navy. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article II – No, boys. There's two "O"s in Goose. [/center][center]Maverick and Goose agree to share intel regarding the other in the case of a target rich environment. If either sees a MiG lining up for a shot on the other's six, the non-threatened agrees to shout a "Break left!" warning. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article III - Eject, Goose! Eject! Eject! Eject! Watch the canopy! [/center][center]Direct Defense - If Maverick or Iceman come under attack, the other shall come to the aid of the first. [/center][center]Chaining Defense - If either alliance's wingman comes under attack and one is drawn in due to an outside treaty, and then finds itself under attack, the uninvolved alliance shall come to the aid of it's ally, except in the case of outstanding outside treaties. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article IV – The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid. [/center][center]Aggression - If either pilot engages a target, the other has the option of taking a shot at the same target. [/center][center]Aggressive Defense - If either pilot fires a shot in anger and is retaliated against, the other pilot has the option of defending. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article V - Great balls of fire! [/center][center]Both pilots agree to work together to fill the other's pocketbook. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article VI - I hate it when she does that.[/center][center]If either side loses that lovin' feelin', they may choose to cancel the above treaty. Doing so requires 72 hours notice to the other signatory, in private, after which article one remains in place for an additional seven days. [/center][center] [/center][center]Article VII - Signatures[/center][center]The signatures below immediately enter this document as alliance law and materialize the good relations that exists between the alliances that have signed below. Once entered into law, it shall remain there until it is dissolved through the process detailed in Article VI. [/center][center] [/center][center]Signed for FEAR:[/center][center]ClashCityRocker - External Chancellor[/center][center]Mad Larkin - Internal Chancellor[/center][center]CodArk2 - Grand Chancellor[/center][center] [/center][center]Signed for Europa:[/center][center]Minister of Silly Walks – Grand Ayatollah[/center][center]Ernesto Che Guevara (Chax) – Strawberry Ayatolalh[/center][center]Vielwerth – Vanilla Ayatollah [/center][center]Kongo Jack (Deebo) – Mint Ayatollah [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center]tl;dr FEAR/Europa signed an MDoAP. You mad, brah? [/center]

Congrats GATO. I love the pip. Welcome back.

[quote name='Peggy_Sue' date='10 June 2010 - 08:36 PM' timestamp='1276227365' post='2332743'] Sometimes I wonder if there are more than a dozen people with actual reading comprehension here. [/quote] There are eight, to be exact.

I've got a better idea. UPN and BAPS just declare war on themselves, and whichever side has more winners in the end wins the conflict. The remainder are then tech raided by GOONS.

And with that, Valhalla and the New Polar Order officially declared war in what some would later call the most ridiculous war in over three weeks.

You see, this is why these wars are always so bad. So many mistakes are made. Mistake One [quote='Mistake One'] my wife [/quote] Mistake Two [quote='Mistake Two'] my kids [/quote] (I'm kidding.)

I think it's still too early for a major war on the scale of the last one. We'd essentially be a mob of amputees fighting with our stubs. It'd be entertaining, but then somebody with arms would step in and make it an inhumane slaughter.

I don't think I can ever express how happy I am to see Peggy staying in charge over at UPN. I look forward to many more great things from our Purple friends. o/ UPN o/ Peggy

[quote name='Torito' date='05 June 2010 - 02:46 PM' timestamp='1275774346' post='2325040'] I wasn't on the outside, I was inside, I joined DRAGON only a few days go. Not that you're wrong. [/quote] I wasn't referring to you in particular, just citizens of Bob as a whole.

[quote name='Torito' date='05 June 2010 - 02:38 PM' timestamp='1275773889' post='2325024'] I recently left UPN as well, and its incredibly funny how ignorant people like you... [/quote] People on the outside always claim to know everything about an internal situation.

[quote name='Haflinger' date='02 June 2010 - 05:03 PM' timestamp='1275523389' post='2321237'] No, UCN was there as well. [/quote] UCN, the reformation of TCW (Which was the reformation of CNE), is the only remaining original signatory in CDT. Just saying.

Okay, this has gone too far. It's clearly a lost cause. Europa members, please withhold your tongues. Thank you.

[quote name='nato12' date='02 June 2010 - 05:10 PM' timestamp='1275523786' post='2321255'] lol well at least your not insulting me unless your being sarcastic [/quote] Take some advice from me; If you truly are 13 years old, stick to learning instead of citizenship on Planet Bob, please. Second, just stop talking. Seriously.

[quote name='nato12' date='02 June 2010 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1275516221' post='2320980'] i need to join a alliance please someone offer me a chance [/quote] This thread...it makes everything worth it. It makes the great wars worth fighting, the treaties worth signing, the injustices of alliances far and wide worth dealing with, simply for the literary, historical and educational gold contained within. Gold, nay. Platinum. To the hall of fame this thread shall go. GOONS should be awarded a medal for doing the world a justice. I had to read this whole thing twice, it was so enjoyable. I laughed, I cried, I lost 40 pounds. That being said, you would be accepted into Europa. Not. Even the alliance that signed an MDAP with itself wouldn't accept a joker like yourself. Hey, I think GOONS is recruiting, though. In order to be accepted into their alliance, please change your AA to "GOONS Target". Thank you.

United Commonwealth of Nations should hit for illegal use of acronym. Europa supports.

Congrats, UCN. Glad to see the cynics were wrong, you're still going. <3

[quote name='The Reccesion' date='26 May 2010 - 07:40 PM' timestamp='1274927986' post='2312936'] Is it just me or is Europa signing treaty's everywhere? Congrats nonetheless. [/quote] Yeah, we are. We're making up for lost time and signing treaties with our old allies, and making new friends at the same time. We just love everybody. <3 o/ PnL o/ Europa Edit: Who drew on the Europa flag?!

Europa has a plan for that. Should they find our stash of cookies, we'll enact our scorched earth policy. [img]http://photos.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/100524hubble--127471221723713900.jpg[/img]

So glad to see this posted. And Deebo didn't screw it up this time! Congrats! o/ Wolfpack o/ Europa o. Amputees

Color: White [url="http://s1.zetaboards.com/CN_Europa/index/"]Europa[/url] (Europa)- #CNEuropa

Also, the title of this should read "We're at it again". DEEEBOOOOO!!!!!