[Incontrovertible proof that our Triumvirate has a terrible secret...]

I wish I was that skinny.

[Bring one back..]

I'd bring back Lennon or Freddie Mercury.

Or possibly Mozart and ask him how he likes modern music.

[TOP's Counteroffer: lol what]

NUTS!

[I'm done]

OH NOES!

[The Evil of Stumpy]

Stumpy is more evil than Hannibal Lector because I once saw him strangle Jodie Foster and eat her career.