Well it appears you can't read English so I'll put it into Scots for you.
"We didnae want tae hive a nuclear war. We jist wannted tae hive it oot the good auld waie, ye know, tae to tae? Bit after a few days ken, TGE chainged the rooles in hive went to nuke war. Ye git whit a mean? So we wid ken like to keep it non nuclear, git whit a mean?
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