Next week, we will bring you the most scandalous news ever to come out of Pacifica. It will thrill you, shock you, make you question your own existence. Be prepared for the horror of......
Dilber's laundry list!
That's right folks, we will expose the full story of this. Is it true Dilber mixes whites and colours? Does he starch his underwear? Our diligent spy is working hard to uncover the answers to these questions and more. Make sure to watch for next weeks issue of...whatever the hell this thing is called.[/sarcasm]
My only response to the OP is yawn. Maybe next time your spy will manage to find some real news.