[OMQ YOU GUYS!]

OMQ!

[My World is upside-down]

You're still too young. You can hang out with us old timers after you hit 72 hours.

[Dear Diary: I am fat]

Your self image is more important than the opinions of your fellow ant.

Spread your wings and fly, my friend.

[HELLO HUMANS]

Just messing with ya. Nice to see someone else blogging.

[HELLO HUMANS]

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[New neighborhood]

Ah, the life of a ruffian. I should write a story for you.

I'll find some nice leaves to mark out a story for you.

[Day 1]

Welcome to our bitter, bitter world.

[It was a trap!]

Another tragic result of our relentless consumerism. NO BLOOD FOR PASTRY.

[Day 637]

Philistines.

Everyone wants to work and get drunk. Nobody appreciates the arts.

A stinger by any other name is still a stinger.

[Chaos Ensues]

The terror... the terror.