It's that time of the year again. You know, when I point out that I'm old and you're a bunch of nubs. This time I'm 5 years old! Damn, it's been a while.
So, a few days ago, I was editing my nation bio, and noticed that it mentioned an old friend, Kittyquel. So, I decided to stop by her nation and say hi. When I got to her nation, I decided that instead of a boring old PM, I would send her something nice and fun: A spy attack. Nothing malicious, just some friendly little religious propaganda that doesn't do anything because of her Great Monument. The odds of success were 50%, and surprise, surprise, I got caught. Whatever, I thought, it's just a
Dear CN,
If a nation attempts to incite Religious Propaganda against another nation that has a GT, odds are it's a joke. Especially if it is between two people who know each other. In fact, the odds are so high that it isn't a chance, it's a fact. And if you think otherwise, you probably shouldn't be here.
Sincerely,
Ghux
My nation is 4 years old today! So now I get to write a long nostalgic post on how good the old days were, and pretend people care!
CN was much better in the good old days.
Yesterday, I asked my boss (a crazy right-wing Republican) a question about Obama. He said "you mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama?" and I replied "Yeah. Like Franklin DELANO Roosevelt. And John QUINCY Adams. And George WALKER Bush. And William HOWARD Taft. And John FITZGERALD Kennedy. And Lyndon BAINES Johnson. And Richard MILHOUS Nixon."
All day today (Memorial Day) The History Channel had a Pawn Shop marathon. It surprises me that they didn't do some sort of history special.
Also, Chumlee is ridiculous.
PS Check out this post, where I waste Penkala's time because Penkala is a hater.