Lolanae Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) From the desk of the Farkistan Brewery - Tournament Flavor: After a good ole roundy roundy in the Beer Valley of Planet Steve, The Phoenix Federation and Fark decided to sit down and have a chat. Some beer was shared. Stories were told. Beer pong was played. More beer was drank. Oh, and we discussed somethings. Let's share those before we pass out from too much beer, shall we? Discussing srs bsns over some beer. TPF agrees that they can not drink Fark under the table, and Fark grants them a chance to sober up under these following conditions: Article 1 - The Hangover Clause All attacks will cease within 36 hours. Any attackers after that will have their beer taken away! The Fark Zombie Beer delivery team arrives at TPF's front door. Article 2 - The "Wine sucks" TPF decides to give up wine in favor of Fark Zombie Beer. TPF will acknowledge that Farkistani Beer and Bacon is superior to TPF's wine and cheese. Article 3 - The Muchies Clause Who brought the snacks to this party? Article 4 - The "Get to Know You" Clause TPF and Fark will take a small vacation to tour the breweries of the local area. During this time they will be too drunk to fight with each other and yet just drunk enough to have some fun. A collection of bottles from the visited brew houses and other alcohol serving establishments. Article 5 - The After Party Clause These terms will expire 14 days from the posting of this agreement. Article 6 - "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" Clause We had another one, but I'm too drunk to remember. Another beer, anyone? Also - Any TPF nation that had changed to Fark POW may now change back. For Fark: Lolanae ~ Bacon of the Triumvirate Boz ~ Boobies/Moobies of the Triumvirate Ackbarican_Idol ~ Beer of the Triumvirate For The Phoenix Federation: Burning Glory ~ Overlord The Wizard of Oz ~ Phoenix of Flame Bionic Redhead ~ Phoenix of Amber King of DeathII ~ Phoenix of Foreign Affairs Jonboy16 ~ Phoenix of Internal Affaist Dolemite ~ Phoenix Field Marshal Gabryal ~ Phoenix of RaDR (On a personal note, a battle with TPF is always interesting. You gents have some great fighters. Thanks for the fun! While WOLF might have been something that ruffled some feathers, it did help put some war back into this war game. Good fight, gentlemen. Cheers! ~Lola) Edited September 4, 2009 by Lolanae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Good to see peace! o/ Fark o/ TPF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 From the desk of the Farkistan Brewery - Tournament Flavor: After a good ole roundy roundy in the Beer Valley of Planet Steve, The Phoenix Federation and Fark decided to sit down and have a chat. Some beer was shared. Stories were told. Beer pong was played. More beer was drank. Oh, and we discussed somethings. Let's share those before we pass out from too much beer, shall we? Discussing srs bsns over some beer. TPF agrees that they can not drink Fark under the table, and Fark grants them a chance to sober up under these following conditions: Article 1 - The Hangover Clause All attacks will cease within 36 hours. Any attackers after that will have their beer taken away! The Fark Zombie Beer delivery team arrives at TPF's front door. Article 2 - The "Wine sucks" TPF decides to give up wine in favor of Fark Zombie Beer. TPF will acknowledge that Farkistani Beer and Bacon is superior to TPF's wine and cheese. Article 3 - The Muchies Clause Who brought the snacks to this party? Article 4 - The "Get to Know You" Clause TPF and Fark will take a small vacation to tour the breweries of the local area. During this time they will be too drunk to fight with each other and yet just drunk enough to have some fun. A collection of bottles from the visited brew houses and other alcohol serving establishments. Article 5 - The After Party Clause These terms will expire 14 days from the posting of this agreement. Article 6 - "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" Clause We had another one, but I'm too drunk to remember. Another beer, anyone? Also - Any TPF nation that had changed to Fark POW may now change back. For Fark: Lolanae ~ Bacon of the Triumvirate Boz ~ Boobies/Moobies of the Triumvirate Ackbarican_Idol ~ Beer of the Triumvirate For The Phoenix Federation: Burning Glory ~ Overlord The Wizard of Oz ~ Phoenix of Flame Bionic Redhead ~ Phoenix of Amber King of DeathII ~ Phoenix of Foreign Affairs Jonboy16 ~ Phoenix of Internal Affaist Dolemite ~ Phoenix Field Marshal Gabryal ~ Phoenix of RaDR (On a personal note, a battle with TPF is always interesting. You gents have some great fighters. Thanks for the fun! While WOLF might have been something that ruffled some feathers, it did help put some war back into this war game. Good fight, gentlemen. Cheers! ~Lola) Gabryal: WHuz!? wadda you mean ya won giv mme bak mme keys .. you baitch! Boz: Gabe... that's a pay phone.. the bartender is over there... Great fighting all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Hey no wonder our Bar was short on Farkistan beer. Dammit man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard of Oz Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I knew I needed some more beer and I was going to get me some one way or the other.. Great fighters those Fark guys. They were so drunk they thought we were under the table, but we were swinging from the ceiling fans. Thanks fark for a good fight. Good luck in the rest of round 7. o/Fark o/TPF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 My only request is that I get to keep the kegs of farkistanian beer that have now become bountiful in my former wine cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 That is nice to hear/read guys. LE tends not to talk too much as we are either on suspension or are hesitant to press admin. Apparently we are barely welcome. Still, a great game and we enjoyed every minute. WTFG TPF! I bet this will hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozenz Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) TPF always be a strong opponent B) Great war every one!!! o/ TPF o/Fark ps: why i can't put Dolemite into anarchy? Edited September 4, 2009 by Prozenz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbite Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 because i am dolemite.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard of Oz Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 That is nice to hear/read guys. LE tends not to talk too much as we are either on suspension or are hesitant to press admin. Apparently we are barely welcome. Still, a great game and we enjoyed every minute. WTFG TPF!I bet this will hurt Well thanks Janitor !!! Ok now for your question Was The Fight Good Absolutely it was a great fight.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) (On a personal note, a battle with TPF is always interesting. You gents have some great fighters. Thanks for the fun! While WOLF might have been something that ruffled some feathers, it did help put some war back into this war game. Good fight, gentlemen. Cheers! ~Lola) If a session went by where we didn't drunkenly scuffle with Fark, neither of us wouldn't know what to do with ourselves. It's a long and rich tradition, involving beer, battles and bacon, that has stood the test of time and cruise missiles. Always fun, Fark. o/ Edited September 4, 2009 by ClashPoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrashersk Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Good fight tpf. o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Good fight folks. And now with peace on that front, I'd request an audience with TPF government to discuss a EPIC's withdrawal from the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooman33 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 A most creative announcement. Very well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 That is nice to hear/read guys. LE tends not to talk too much as we are either on suspension or are hesitant to press admin. Apparently we are barely welcome. Still, a great game and we enjoyed every minute. WTFG TPF!I bet this will hurt I lol'd!! Good fight folks.And now with peace on that front, I'd request an audience with TPF government to discuss a EPIC's withdrawal from the fight. PM me, i'll take care of it Thanks guys for a fun fight, much appreciated! I do have a major post that i think All TE'ers will want to read as its about WAR and also about some other things. Would have done it yesterday but RL issues came into effect, i might have time later tonight....if not soon. Thanks BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutKast Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 It was fun. But I could not put that dam logik in Anarchy even when he had less than 200 troops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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