KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) At the border between Mascurian Pakistan and Rebel Army, a great mass of people were assembled. It was a glorious day, as Rebel Army was graciously gifting Marscurian Pakistan with land located in the historic boundaries of Pakistan. In exchange, Rebel Army only wanted to receive a single goat. The goat was no ordinary goat. It was a magnificent goat, who's milk made some of the finest cheese in the world. When the exchange was finally completed, there was a great celebration and ice cream sundaes. The 121st Army Division was ordered to make a detailed survey of the new region, which will take several months. The land gifted towards Marscurian Pakistan (dark purple). The goat gifted to Rebel Army (white) Land-Goat ExchangeThe glorious nations of Rebel Army and Marscurian Pakistan agree to this exchange of gifts. 1. Rebel Army shall relinquish from its protectorate, the North-West Frontier Province and the Federally Administered Tribal Areas to Marscurian Pakistan. 2. Marscurian Pakistan shall relinquish the care of 1 goat to Rebel Army shepherds. May this transaction serve as a bridge to friendship for all times! Signed for Marscurian Pakistan, Mikhail Stein, Sultan of Marscurian Pakistan Edited July 5, 2009 by KaiserMelech Mikhail I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Signed for Rebel Army, Lavo Shalam, Prime Minister Mohamed Hazzan, Minister of Foreign Affairs RA police and army units have begun to pull out of the region and to another part of the Protectorate. The goat has found it's way to the RA's finest dairy company, where it is expected to bare many years of wonderful milk. OOC: You sure you don't want that bit to the left of Cochin's port? I'd throw in a small land path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Signed for Rebel Army,Lavo Shalam, Prime Minister Mohamed Hazzan, Minister of Foreign Affairs RA police and army units have begun to pull out of the region and to another part of the Protectorate. The goat has found it's way to the RA's finest dairy company, where it is expected to bare many years of wonderful milk. OOC: You sure you don't want that bit to the left of Cochin's port? I'd throw in a small land path. OOC: Nah, I'll let you keep it. That part has the port of Gwadar. You can use it to lessen your need for the Straits of Hormuz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 OOC: Oho, you gifted Molly's Goat to the RA? IC: We congratulate both nations on this generous deal. We must say, that is one fine goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 We congratulate both nations on the peaceful transaction of land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 We hope that the goat is not to be used as a Scape goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 The Kingdom of Cochin congratulates both signatories for this landmark deal. May Molly's Goat bring you the best cheese ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 We are, of course, always glad to see such a peaceful echange where both parties benefit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 "It is incredible to see a historic Pakistan also being restored. I knew you could do it Kaiser. Congratulations on your hard work. I knew this would work out well." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladboot Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 The Glorious Nation of New Andromeda and our alien overlords smile on this transaction, but you better protect that goat from chupacabras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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