Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oh hi, guys. I'll try not to waste too much of your time, but if your Internet is like mine, just loading this page took longer than it will to read this. Thus your time is already wasted. Sorry. My bad. Then again, if you didn't care to read about Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes' diplo stuff, I guess you wouldn't have clicked, thus you are wasting no time at all. That makes me feel better about typing this, so I'll ignore the obvious flaws in that logic like every other alliance leader would, and continue. First shenanigan: Some of the embassies on our forums look like this: Look at that dust. Look at how NOBODY HAS BEEN IN THERE FOR MONTHS. Somebody dropped off their charter, we chitchat for a little while, then everyone disappeared. It was sad, and we felt lonely. Thus, archives for all of you! Don't take this as cutting off diplomakation or something, just letting you know that if you want to continue your diplo shiznats, come on by the forums and let us know you still love us. We'll get your stuff redone, and have a maid or deck scrubber clean out your embassy so you won't have to. It is convenience in a box. Or something. The following alliances have five minutes to come into their embassies before we archive them. If you are late but you say "please", we'll unarchive it at no expense to you. If you don't say "please", we will be forced to laugh at you for a little while, and then promptly unarchive your embassy anyway. New Pacific Order Oceanic Alliance Nueva Vida FOK! Multi-Colored Cross-X Alliance Olympus Second shenanigan: A Soviet Attack! got bored today. Not wanting to listen to him rant and stuff about how nobody loves him and that the bottle is his only friend, I caved in and let him do this on the condition that he would do all of the work. From this day forth, embassies will be shared between two alliances. This way, only one of you have to be around to keep it clean and ACTIVE. You can even take turns. You could even be matched with the love of your life. We're going to be like the Liberian Matchmakers or something. We did it for the lulz.* Signed, General A Soviet Diarrhea! General Schrödinger General Jingoist * lulz: a corruption of the acronym, LOL, which stands for "Laugh Out Loud" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I approve of this announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 *obeys* Any work that this entails can be done by Ryan Noah Sr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 *obeys*Any work that this entails can be done by Ryan Noah Sr. we'll see about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 It could help if you put your gun down first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Look at that, our leaders can get first, second, and third, without editing their posts. I look up to these people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Look at that, our leaders can get first, second, and third, without editing their posts. I look up to these people. First post in an SLCB thread is a coveted prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Despot Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I, for one, welcome our cardboard overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rnegafan Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I can't stop looking at the "obey the box" photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Also, I forgot to advertise the chan and whatnot. If anyone wants to do the usual IRC thing, come by #slcb. Or stop by our forums and shoot some $h!t with us. http://forum.seaworthy-liberians.com/index.php? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alekhine Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I was reading this thread and thinking to myself: Wow, those SLCB guys are pretty cool to have this level of response to an admittedly mundane thread in the middle of the day! Then I realized that everyone who had posted here was a member of SLCB, and I realized that I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 It makes us doubly cool, Alekhine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Despot Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I was reading this thread and thinking to myself: Wow, those SLCB guys are pretty cool to have this level of response to an admittedly mundane thread in the middle of the day! Then I realized that everyone who had posted here was a member of SLCB, and I realized that I was wrong. That's exactly what makes us so cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alekhine Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Clearly, if I didn't think you guys were at least a little cool, I wouldn't let you sit in our IRC chan with half-ops... Even if you do sit there and de-voice and re-voice the same person over and over again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 10/10, I've bookmarked this thread so I can read it again and again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 10/10, I've bookmarked this thread so I can read it again and again! Do you have a picture to prove your statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Clearly, if I didn't think you guys were at least a little cool, I wouldn't let you sit in our IRC chan with half-ops... Even if you do sit there and de-voice and re-voice the same person over and over again... LOL Just trying to keep the channel movin' movin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 SLCB, always trying to get attention, pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Chad Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 What is your position on recycling, especially with boxes that you deem not seaworthy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) Matt Shovel, always looking to get attention. Also, a poopy pants. Trolled back. What now? EDIT: Chad, boxes that are not seaworthy are immediately sent to Japan and Taiwan. Everything over there is less than adequate and thus they honestly don't know the difference. We make a killing with the profits. Edited May 22, 2009 by E Schrodinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) Matt Shovel, always looking to get attention. Also, a poopy pants. Trolled back. What now? I got the attention of your mum last night! eh, what now, !@#$%*? Edited May 22, 2009 by Shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 You attention wh**es. A pox on you, and your kind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Hey, look, a FOKer who needs to come in and say hi sometime on our forums or chan! Hey, look, the first topic-related post of this thread. Awesome. Matt Shovel, No. You. Also, I must be going now. I'll counter troll when I get online next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Hey, look, a FOKer who needs to come in and say hi sometime on our forums or chan! Hey, look, the first topic-related post of this thread. Awesome.Matt Shovel, No. You. Also, I must be going now. I'll counter troll when I get online next time. SLCB, pathetic, just pathetic. You should disband now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) Attention whoring, pah. If you ask me, this is a perfectly acceptable topic. If we hadn't made it, no-one would know about our new embassy policies! Edited May 22, 2009 by A Soviet Attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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