Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) Yeah, it's a flag. What of it? It has come to our attention that the many vessels we're boarding wish to surrender the booty. For those ships wishing not to meet the deep end of the pond, here are a few tips: 1) Surrender 2) Give Up 3) Repeat steps 1 & 2 For those wanting to do any of the above, here are some terms which you might want to follow in order to escape alive. 1) Declare peace with the Pond Pirate nations you are at war with. 2) Change your alliance affiliation to 'I hereby surrender to the Pond Pirates because I was unable to defeat them in combat". 3) Send Pond Pirate nations you are at war with 20 tech. 4) Swear never to take up arms against the Pond Pirates again. 5) Give Franz a Gift Card to the Home Depot worth 50 Dongs. Failure to complete these terms will result in continued looting. Some violations of term 2 & 3 will be accepted, however we are adament about term 5. Signed for the Pond Pirates: Franz, Jack Swallows MagnumT, Minister of Parrot Affairs PS- Pond Pirate Theme Song Edited September 17, 2008 by Magnum T. Gundraw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCid Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) I recommend attacking all Pond Pirate nations. They are weakened and dying; easy targets. Edited September 17, 2008 by ElCid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 I recommend attacking all Pond Pirate nations.They are weakened and dying; easy targets. I'd recommend attacking El Cid, since he has a nation and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Either way works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Term 3 is impossible seeing as there is no Foreign Aid in TE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Term 3 is impossible seeing as there is no Foreign Aid in TE. Impossible is Nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Impossible is Nothing! Believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well in that case, why not just make it 1million tech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well in that case, why not just make it 1million tech? Because that's just ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 So is asking for any aid at all when its not possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 So is asking for any aid at all when its not possible Because we need aid for proper reperations. Jeez, you sure like to have circular arguements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 No, i like to make since and not demand impossible reps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 No, i like to make since and not demand impossible reps Impossible? I think each nation would willing spare some technology for the well being of their nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagrr Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) FFFFFFFFF This doesnt make since! Where do I send Home Depot Gift card???! I don't understand what all these buttons do!? HALP! I got the card in dollars is that ok?????? Edited September 18, 2008 by Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) Pond Pirates, I have a little puzzle for you. I still have a nation, and you are free to get it if you attack me before i delete after update. I'm a fan of coheed and cambria, and am a pirate. It shouldn't be hard, so if you find my nation before update I will stay and fight, otherwise I'll see you next round. 1 hour and 12 minutes. Edited September 18, 2008 by Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCid Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I am awesome, and my nation is awesomeland... You guys like it, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Half an hour PRIZEFIGHTERINFERNO You guys are bad at this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) And you're bad at music. Coheed and Cambria? Edited September 18, 2008 by Magnum T. Gundraw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatOnceWas Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm not at war with the Pond Pirates (that I know of), but I would never submit to these hideously demeaning terms. 19.99 tech is all that I will send! I demand that admin implement foreign aid in order for me to send you 19.99 tech. Just so you can see how ridiculous your demand are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolf Von Sippycup Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Do what you want Cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate! Yar har! Shiver me te. Being a pirate is alright to be. Do what you want Cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Impossible? I think each nation would willing spare some technology for the well being of their nation. Im sure they would. But i find it hard for them to do when there is no such thing as aid in TE. You can demand all you want, but you will never recieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) Im sure they would. But i find it hard for them to do when there is no such thing as aid in TE. You can demand all you want, but you will never recieve All I'm saying is that any ruler with 20 technology would willingly give it up instead of walking the plank. If they aren't willing to do so, they might as well keep fighting. Edited September 18, 2008 by Magnum T. Gundraw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyXero Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 O mother hell. I know what your saying! But do you understand what im saying? AID ON TE IS IMPOSSIBLE! THERE IS NO SUCH THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 But I mean, it's only 20 tech. I'd do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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