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Announcement from National Alliance of Arctic Countries


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With this post. The National Alliance of Arctic Countries announces itself to Planet Steve/Bob2 or whatever you want to call it. We could say alot about our past but it is better to look to the future and just tell you why we are here. We are a blue team alliance that will play CN:TE by what I am going to call the four F's.

Fun- our alliance has traditionally been about fun, we like sporks, spam and all sorts of nonsense. We aren't in this strictly for lulz but if the game stops being fun, we'll be gone before the next server reset. We did it in the other game and saved ourselves a year plus of BS, so we have no problem doing it here.

Friendship- our alliance is so tight, that we had over fifty of us ready to play even though haven't existed as an alliance for 18 months. How many alliances do you think could even stay in touch after 18 months of not playing? So don't come ask us to drop a member because you have forged irc logs or photoshopped screenshots. Save us all some time and just declare war.

Fighting- we have traditionally fought wars against the odds. Lopsided conflicts and losing doesn't scare us. We have been there before and found it to be more fun that any of the "sell your soul for realpolitik" crap that other alliances seem to care so much about.

Fair play- after years of watching and receiving curbstomps, we are on a mission to balance the equation. If you are in a lopsided war over some lame casus belli pay us a visit, if we aren't already busy in some other fight, we'd be happy to take a week out of our busy schedule and help even up the odds a bit. And if you happen to be on the losing end of a war with us, don't sweat it, we offer a white peace and a clean slate at the end of each week.

So there you have it. If you like what you see and don't have an alliance, come see us. We accept all applicants, even spies, because we don't have anything worth spying on.

If you already have an alliance and are working the foreign relations angle, then let us save you some time. If you want something on e-paper, go find somebody else. If you want a real friend, read the part on friendship again and if you really understand it then come see us, we don't need a treaty to fight together.

See you in the game,

Arctic of Mackinac - Minister of Mischief, NAAC

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Hai.

BLUE WILL BE OURS. :v:

My old friend, allow me to suggest a correction to your post.

WE ARE HOME. :v:

The NAAC has no desire to own a team color, we are blue, but blue isn't ours. With that said, any alliance who seeks to own blue had better reconsider or they will find us falling on them like a pallet of ice blocks out of a 30-story window.

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Well, your blitz was better than anyone else's that declared on us (lazy asses) but we're still not in enough wars.

It was ok. There is obviously a large rogue problem in this game so that does take up quite a few war slots. Add that to the fact that our IRC activity was low last night means we did not get all the members on we wanted. But oh well, its a trial run before the first "real" round starts. We just wanted to get a general test going. :P

NAAC would like to thank you all for your cooperation.

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War is a strong word Stefan. We didn't declare anything or claim a CB so I would call it a police action between friends for the purpose of training.

We are accepting any offers of peace without conditions, so anybody who wants out of a war with an NAAC member can get it with no questions asked.

By the way, the NAAC-Europe/day shift absolutely rocks.

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War is a strong word Stefan. We didn't declare anything or claim a CB so I would call it a police action between friends for the purpose of training.

War is an :awesome: word :P

We are accepting any offers of peace without conditions, so anybody who wants out of a war with an NAAC member can get it with no questions asked.

o/ NAAC The Merciful

By the way, the NAAC-Europe/day shift absolutely rocks.

Yes, we do

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