Dear ?,
IDIOT declares war on MERCS for attacking our ally the Crimson Empire. Time for some waffles.
AirMe
Bus Driver
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Surrender terms are as follows:
Individual
Declare Peace with your current targets.
Join IDIOT and have fun.
Alliance Wide
Pledge your military allegiance to IDIOT in 2 future alliance wide conflicts.
Admit you were defeated by a bunch of IDIOTS.
Bonus Term but only if you want it:
Switch to Brown.
AirMe
Bus Driver