Lord Hitchcock

I sincerely hope you don't rely on government :wacko:

look at all of those juicy wars :popcorn:

Shouldn't you be winning your current war before talking crap? I mean, your opponent is fighting 3 other nations and is still dealing you more damage. Also, with the size of your wc, I'm sure you can build up and find friends.

This is great stuff. Congrats

coming from a former mi6 member. Wouldn't surprise me if you were still serving her majesty (pee wee)

I remember my first comeback. and still an ape in lipstick

Says the ape in lipstick..

Great way to make your lower teir nations feel even more useless. That's the problem with CN these days, lower teir nations have no reason to play when stuck up old nations beat their chests at stats. No wonder why they are leaving or asking for peace. Here is a new poach message that you can send to new nations "Do you want to feel negligible and be ripped off by 6millio /200tech deals? Then join us, we don't care about you or your nation, you are irrelevant to us, just log in enough so that we can have your tech. Don't worry about war, you don't need to learn to fight, just enter peace mode and umbrella will protect us."

MI6 complains more about being attacked in one week than the alliance The Future has in one year. Even sadder, The Future didn't live in pm.

I am not very computer savy, but if you organized this, I would be happy to help donation-wise or offer some of my time to help with busy work.

I regret to inform you that dark septor has left your alliance. He has kindly surrendered

I believe beardvania's MI6 opponent just sold off all of his troops to avoid GAs. Nice work MI6 lower teir

Kaskus / MI6 Summary- so you don't have to read 33 pages 1. MI6 thought they were sneaky trying instigate a war between GOONS and Kaskus. KASKUS found out and slapped MI6. 2. Rey is ranting and raving about this not being about him to methrage- yet he post arrogant comments about protecting peewees playhouse and tried to organize a coalition against SRA who is now clubbing LPHs 5 sorry members. 3. MI6 is ranting that they are the victim and are trying everything they can to discredit unknown Smurf, which is a challenge because everyone knows MI6 instigates trouble. 4. MI6 took immediate defensive actions and posted an announcement to their members to enter peace mode (more time to photo art war propaganda) and rely on sugar daddy TOP for aid and have Umbrella fight their war. I think that sums it up. Oh, and Non Grata is pointing and laughing at MI6.

gold please.

please send cash to MI6

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Nafu. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 9/4/2014 1:45:57 AM Last Bill Payment: 9/22/2014 8:56:29 AM Desired Religion: Mixed Desired Government: Transitional Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 7/31/2014 Total Money: $127,144,353 Technology: 0.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 9/22/2014 8:56:29 AM Trade Partners: Nothing SPecial, Nadlerville, Artagia, New Dawn, Krashnaia Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 12, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 30, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: flash forward 3 days later and 18 million cash and 8k troops recieved... TO: Dark Specter | FROM: Lord Hitchcock TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 9/28/2014 12:01:36 AM You have been attacked by Lord Hitchcock. You lost 3,391 soldiers and 1,384 tanks. You killed 1,507 soldiers and 147 tanks. Their forces razed 46.853 miles of your land, stole 5.625 technology, and destroyed 22.500 infrastructure. Their forces looted $492,215.57 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

from a lower teir perspective- in my range there are 10 nations- 8 are in peace mode because they have crappy WCs, the other two- one quit fighting back and the other one spent 140 million dollars in 3 days (at 11k NS) and is still losing battles and was on IRC last night trying to get king issaac not to nuke him. that akward moment when an alliance 3x the size of kaskus calls in ghost while their crappy nations live in PM....

And MI6 have ghost now, it's probably a good thing, as they couldn't handle Kaskus

Club those seals..

I recall a thread where GOONs acts all tough about hitting a much smaller nation- and then they back peddled and coward...

Its better than MI6 whining about ghosts

If I recall a 1x raid on evil uncle Tom " 750k declaring in a 150k nation"... When you are Cuba, sitting on a 30 billion wc, you can pick any target you want and still sit as numero uno

MI6 war guide: step one: jump into PM and attempt to discredit Unknown Smurf

No escalation, simply joined Kaskus, they hold better chess tournaments.

Since LPH is backing PeeWee, who delcared on me and forced me to activate my pact with King Issaac, Here is my unofficial Lavendertown response: You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Last Hope Army. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Last Hope Army military general. In the attack Dangelo Bartlett of the Army branch with an XP level of 31 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.