[Highlights from WCE: Director's Cut]

Wow what a suprise people plotting on GOONS. I am new back to Bob and that seems to pretty much be what half of Planet Bob spends its time doing anymore. Not sure that giving the other groups a list of more alliances that they can recruit from is such a good idea though.

Everyone plots against the big bad GOONS nowadays because they're bored. I know we're horrible people etc, etc, etc bawww they kicked my dog, etc (I'd like to know what we do that is so "evil" beyond tech raiding, really. Do tell).

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Lam was in CE GOONS, and I was allied to him there. He's a griefer.

So by default, GOONS are greifers due to him being there. I GET IT!

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

I know of at least one person who's IP and email was used from his use of the Mercy Board and him harrassed outside of the game.

And that would be?

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Thanks for demonstrating my point for me. Couldn't have asked for a better reply.

Quite.

Obviously, IC we're evil evil (I'm not an !@#$%^&, I just roleplay one on CN).

OOC We're people who would us people's IPs against them (I've yet to see this happen, but obviously it's completely common).

I don't even know anymore :|

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

GOONS

Oh no. I have to draw a picture to save my nation. WAIT

CYBERNATIONS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Nice, so you confirm this is just a PR piece of crap, so answer my question please: Is GOONS worried with something to waste so many time and put so much effort in Blog entries trying to make them look like nice people?

lol

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

GOONS PR machine is working a lot lately, are you worried about something Sardonic?

It's cool for everyone else to do it but not GOONS.

I finally get how the forums work!

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Some how I don't see a political world where the Barack Obama would tell Osama Bin Laden to write a poem and were all good.

Because this game is exactly like reality, yes?

Also, you have it backwards. Obama would have to write the letter to Osama for peace.

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

So what's a valid raid target? I assume from experience that it's an alliance of over 10 members with a legitimate protectorate.

You're trying too hard.

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

So why make the raiding nation go through the mercy board? Since they are not being attacked by their own allies, I presume it is some form of embarrasing, punitive measure?

Once again, it is one of the ways that the nation can achieve peace (see the pretty pretty flowchart that Sardonic made). And it takes 5 minutes.

BUT FIVE MINUTES IS A WASTE OF TIME you say, yes? IT'S EMBARRASSING you say, yes?

I personally would take a mercy board post to paying any reps at all.

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Most people don't bother to go through that. They just delete. 20,958 Nations - also thanks to GOONS

You're right. We drive every last player from the game because no other alliance raids.

Wait.....

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Like, do you have a list of nations that go through the mercy board, that are on none, that are on a do-not raid list? Because that would be the only way you could claim that a nation is permanently protected. Most people in any AA (GOONS or otherwise) that allow raiding won't even go look at a list, they'll just see "NONE" and raid ASAP.

Actually, we have a list exactly like that, and if a GOON were to raid one of those people, they have to give reps to the nation and probably go through mercy as well.

Also I really don't get the difference between EoG and PZI. Even Brookbank was let of PZI. PZI is PZI insofar as it is maintained. Back when the first surrender terms for Vox were released, you could get out of PZI by registering on a certain set of forums. It wasn't PZI in that sense, but if you didn't comply it was. Same deal. PZI and EoG are the exact same thing. The only possible exception that is some PZIs had no possible appeal while (according to you) all EoGs do. Even then, I can't think of a single example where a person was on PZI and didn't eventually get out of it.

He explained the difference.

[The mercy board and the EoG list: Myth vs Reality]

Insert replies below of people pretending that they know better than our pilot.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 20]

I can't speak for everyone, but in my eyes the reason we haven't attacked you is because it's more fun to watch you squirm and scream every time we spill ice cream on someone's shirt.

You. Ruined. My. Shirt.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 3]

Now thats spin right there, once again. It starts off...Well interestingly enough, but it gets significantly better in the latter portion of the conversation, when anything of relevance is discussed.

I just finished reading over the logs in their entirety. The entire thing is in a bad light.

Hurr let's roll gons over nuffin durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Please <redacted> harder.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 3]

Do we seriously need a third post?

Or are you flipping out right now?

Says the person who leaked what everyone knew.

Sardonic is just adding commentary.

[Highlights from WCE; the Worst Coalition Ever: Part 1]

Priceless logs of peggy.

Peggy for GOONS Pilot '10

[Pubbie Tears Volume 4: Return of the whine]

Pretty much, he is.

Seriously, MY PIXELS