This Charming Man

Oh gee... someone needs to get some outside air... I mean your officers of course!

Charmed, really I am.

o/ Delta & RIA B)

The man in your avatar looks scary!

Thank you very much Eric.

Thank you very much for that link! If at anytime I or my colleagues believe that we are being misunderstood then we will surely use your template. Unfortunately some seem to think that our intent is to clearly post what we mean to be saying, however could it be that our intent was to leave you confused? Then by your questions we have proven our intent quite clearly... at least by our viewpoint.

No, you are quite mistaken. Posting joke threads in Alliance Announcements would be pretty foolish. This my dear is 100% official. RAD declared war on the OWF, please watch yourselves...

It's simple... kill the OWF.

No qtpie I'm not saying that! And I certaintly hope he doesn't take it that way! I know some fine gentlemen and ladies are in that alliance, NSO. They're some cool cats! B) I was simply trying to make our intent clear.

No. But it doesn't sound right either...

Answer what?

That is all. Please let this thread act as a Q&A, I would love to answer any of your questions.

WAR! In a Cyberverse very, very, very, very, close to where you are located there lived a ruthless alliance known as... RAD. The evil leaders of RAD, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Bob. Today is RAD's targets' wedding day. Unbeknownst to their enemies by knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above... By Rad Alliance Decree, of Retarded Arse Dorks that are, Ridin' on A Dolphin('s), whilst Robots Attack Dragons, as Rock climbers Advance up Davis, Really that has to be annoying you As much as it's annoying our Demographics. RAD hereby declares war on the following: 2) The Entirety of the Open World Forum, watch yourself. 1) The Band Rush. 5) A certain female player of CN. 7) The American Auto Industry. 3) The Housing Market. 3) Cancer. "THE WAR ON CANCER WILL BE WON WITH MONEY!" 5) Nicaragua, because we know we can take them. RAD Understands the severity of this action, we accept all responsibility of attacking members of your alliance. However, my fellow alliance leaders, perhaps you should have kept certain individuals on tighter leashes if you did not want the panther set upon you. This being said, if you find your alliance at war with RAD... you full well deserved it. Signed, This Charming Man, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen this means you really love me, Vox Rad ty649608, Brainchild of This Charming Man, Baron Badass of RAD

Hey guys, why haven't you joined yet?

Can I join FAN? Epic post.

I don't get it? Seems to me this was posted so you can bandwagon without being called band wagoners?

Well, I did approve...

I was considering leaving RAD to join Abortion Disco. Abortion Disco was RAD.

Very enlightening. Loved the bad poetry.

Who are you? Me? I'm pretending to be MooCows.

This Charming Man approaches the microphone... There is a rustling in the front rows of the audience as Nubhotness attempts to speak out about what is about to be said, Good Master Hakai sighs as he says, "Calm down Nubhotness, being out of your cage is a privilege, not a right." The speaker adjusts his tie, a brilliantly Pink tie upon a black alligator skin suit. A gift from TPF's general membership for This Charming Man having the courage to say what they are unable to say. He smiles as he glances down at the "Save TPF's Children" button on his chest. After much deliberation, RAD has decided too bestow upon the following nation the great distinction as an Honorary Member of RAD. You may know him for his wit, you may know him for his good looks, but then again you may know him for the lack of intelligence found wherever he goes. Nubhotness cringes Some say shoot him, others hug him... Ladies and Gentlemen of Planet Bob, I give you... Sileath of Sileath. The crowd goes wild at this point. It is with great honor that I present to him this signature for him to wear proudly wherever he goes. Good night and God Bless. Hail Satan! This Charming Man, RAD Wallpaper halfTard

What is this I don't even... Muttered This Charming Man under his breath. Best of luck in these trying times.

Two terrible alliances sign a terrible treaty. Burn in hell RAD. o/

1) Stop flaming me. It's unbecoming of officers to act in such a way in front of the general membership. 2) What's honorableabababaabaababalablea 3) You missed three. 4) Try to stay on topic here boy. Atlas just warned us. 5) A deer a female deer. 6) If you are so inclined to boast that your membership would stand by you in your suicide mission then why not have a vote? Let's say... for the hell of it. Or are you not so sure? You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

I'm going to be brutally honest here. 1) I didn't read any of the 41 pages of this. 2) I don't understand why you would not accept peace, you've been handed your butts to yourselves in a war, and now you have been offered peace. Why would you not accept peace? Because you are too Honorable to accept these terms which you deem unfair? Or because you wish more suffering put upon your nations? I suggest this TPF, you allow for a vote for surrender to your entire membership. This way your alliance's nations will not suffer for your pride. 3) ??? 4) Join RAD we're RAD.