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Any good news for NPO brings out the haters in force. We do probably need more WRC's though...

Heh I remember that!

That would be OK by me, I'm not in the NPO just because it's #1.

No can do I'm afraid, authorized and assigned targets only.

ChairmanHal, your analysis is spot on. NPO isn't for everyone, but too many people just want to stay for the benefits of NPO and hate the culture and the duties. They just want to be part of the #1 alliance. Personally I wish the people who hate being in the NPO would just leave. I'm just a foot-soldier though, leadership knows better than I what's best for the alliance.

Well, to be honest I've done a lot more than anyone else in my NS for them to hate me. Plus, I've got superfuntimes Jarheads down there too.

Neither do I, I just want him in my anarchy tally. It'll look real nice up against my Jofna and Black Rifle 223 anarchies.

The endless low-intensity warfare is our war academy graduate degree program. :jihad: You're the involuntary professors.

There's a FAN with a manhattan project near my NS that will probably nuke me down to Electron Sponge's level in a couple weeks for revenge and lulz, we'll settle things like men then. :jihad: We'll see who the coward is then.

No of course he didn't, Sponge never says anything out and out, that would require courage.

I shall do precisely that, good sir. If you'd prefer the cans, would you like your aluminum cans with a tasty Hegemonist burger, or the MegaAros-babies cobb salad? You should be able to find our top secret brunch specials in The Tattler!

Sounds tasty, does it come with a side salad? Will the full menu be available in the next TWiP?

No u

I knew he could never resist. Electron Sponge would rather poke out his eyeballs than admit to being grammatically incorrect. It is delightfully pathetic.

Indeed it's not a word, it's an adjective, you've fallen into my trap. Do continue proving my point.

Congratulations NSO

I'd rather be a hegemonic (hegemonist is not a word, by the way) killer robot from outer space than a vacuous, supercilious wet-blanket.

Pathetic. We endure easily because we can, but we still endure. Tech scams are still tech scams, and a thief is still a thief. Liars, con-men and thieves, those are your heroes. The funny thing is, every time I get tired of the endless combat with the thieves, the liars, the spies and the saboteurs, of which your next week's installment will likely feature someone who was all four at once, it only takes one issue of your glorification of such a scumbag that revitalizes my will to fight on, if only to spit in your face. The NPO will never be a victim, certainly not of you.

In a large measure you are succeeding in humanizing us and exposing our flaws, but isn't your whole argument that we're evil robot monsters from outer space, bent on destroying CN and all the lulz within? Your greatest successes have been to show how we are an open and welcoming alliance that gives far too many privileges to nations that joined only yesterday or aren't even in the alliance yet, or how we have to endure more tech trading scams than any other alliance simply because we are NPO, and it's worth lulz to screw us over. You guys should just get over yourselves and go join NSO, and make something productive of your CN nations. If you're PZI or EZI or whatever reroll and don't say it's you. Let's all just MOVE ON.

No u.

Man, there's enough sour grapes in this thread to make a vintage 1100 of that tech is from me alone

They don't eh? Too bad they weren't that smart a week ago.

How can it be This Week in Pacifica if you don't even have any info on what's going on... this week in Pacifica? You know, other than party invites we sent outside our alliance anyways.

Well, today there are 8 pages of wars involving the NPO, and it's a relatively calm time right now.

I don't really care, it wasn't me who kept bringing it up.