Smacky

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 July 2010 - 08:02 PM' timestamp='1278039718' post='2357335'] It is my understanding that Smacky has made overtures to peace with LRA King. It is not the Cult's desire to stand in the way of our aim of peace for RED, so here are the terms under which our attacks on Smacky will end: 1. Declare peace with LRA King, and do not initiate aggression on any RED nation again. 2. Make restitution to LRA King in the amount of damages caused by your attacks. To date, LRA King has lost 32 tech, 269 infra, 241 land, and $4.2 million. Return all 32 tech, and send $6 million to LRA King (personally or by third party arrangement). 3. Refrain from attacks on Red sphere nations for the extent of your involvement in TDL. In observance of Admin's law, attacks will continue until such time as agreement has been made. [/quote] YOUR NUMBERS ARE OFF, BUT SUCH IS TO BE EXPECTED OF PSEUDO MORALISTS.

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 July 2010 - 08:50 AM' timestamp='1277999407' post='2356690'] I think it's pretty funny that GOONS was whining about aid being sent to raid victims like 2 days ago, but here they are [url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_aid.asp?search=281915&Extended=1"]aiding Smacky[/url] while he's [url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=281915&Extended=1"]at war[/url] with LRA King. [IMG]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/goonsaid2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/goonsaid.jpg[/IMG] So, is there an economist at GOONS who can calculate the amount of reps owed to LRA King due their aiding a nation who is aggressively attacking him? RED is well over the techraiding benchmark with 39 members. [/quote] TECH DEALING IS NOT BANNED FOR THE DARK LORDS. COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IS.

[quote name='Biff Webster' date='01 July 2010 - 08:17 AM' timestamp='1277997459' post='2356643'] Well since I caused millions of damage to myself I discussed it. With myself. I have decided not to. [/quote] YOU HAVE SEEN THE POWER OF THE DARK LORDS, YOU MUST SURRENDER. YOU HAVE SEEN THE MANY THOUSANDS OF DAMAGE DONE TO YOUR NATION WITHOUT A SHOT FIRED, NOW IMAGINE THE DEVASTATION WROUGHT BY OUR PARAMILITARIES. THE UNIFICATION OF THE BLACK SPHERE WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS. BOW BEFORE THE DARK LORDS AND REPENT FOR YOUR ILLEGAL ATTACK BEFORE THE CONSEQUENCES ARE BROUGHT.

On second thought, getting guidance on how to run an alliance from Octava Orden isn't as hilariously stupid as it first appears. If nothing else I'm reasonably sure even Ezequiel knows who his allies are. Mafia guys, it's over. Time to pack it in. You torched your last hope of turning this failboat around a long time ago, your only option at this point is to get the entire alliance to reroll then start it up again with a new name.

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='30 June 2010 - 07:38 PM' timestamp='1277951898' post='2356126'] Just stay away from our butts. [/quote] FOR INTERFERING WITH THE WORK OF THE DARK LORDS YOUR BUTTS WILL NOT BE STAYED AWAY FROM. IN FACT, THEY WILL BE VISITED OFTEN. ALL BODILY ORIFICES AND MUCUS MEMBRANES OF OUR ENEMIES ARE NOW PLACED UNDER ETERNAL ZI. SO SPEAKS TOLWYN, SO SPEAKS HIS PROPHET.

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='30 June 2010 - 07:32 PM' timestamp='1277951533' post='2356116'] More like wreck-tify. [/quote] YOUR CLEVER PUNS CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW.

ANYONE HAVING HONOR ASIDE FROM DARK LORDS IS BANNED. TOLWYN IS THE TRUE AND RIGHTEOUS HERO OF CN INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE BLACK SPHERE.

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='30 June 2010 - 05:04 PM' timestamp='1277942648' post='2355950'] *INSOLENCE* [/quote] ATTACKING THE DARK LORDS IS BANNED BY OFFICIAL DECREE. YOU WILL RECTIFY THIS ILLEGAL OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.

[quote name='steelrzs' date='30 June 2010 - 07:55 AM' timestamp='1277909694' post='2355172'] i'd never heard of it so lets say its a hybrid treaty lol its a Mutual Defence and Guidance pact the Guidance was added to help right our ship after the Immortal attacks [/quote] Wait, you're getting guidance from Octava Orden? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... HAHAHAHAHAHA.. heh HAHAHAHA..... HAHA heh Ahhhhh, I need to blow my nose

[quote name='LRA KING' date='30 June 2010 - 01:12 AM' timestamp='1277885517' post='2355021'] What a joke. I am honoured he picked me to attack, at least i can divert some anger on him. [/quote] Just please, I beg you, don't bite!

I love it when people who don't raid try to tell you the most effective ways to do it. Keep the tips coming !

[quote name='Fort Pitt' date='29 June 2010 - 10:59 PM' timestamp='1277877531' post='2354947'] I can't believe I forgot, but in a way, no one on Black is allowed to tech raid him, per the Dark Vows and Noir clearly stating no tech raiding Black, haha. You have been spared TOLYWN, you have been spared.... [/quote] NEITHER GOONS OR \M/ HAVE SIGNED EITHER.

[quote name='NorthernLights' date='29 June 2010 - 02:53 PM' timestamp='1277848389' post='2354392'] We made a mistake, sure, but that doesn't make me bitter about it. We $%&@ed up, learned things & are moving on. At any rate - my original point being that when MK's friends make a mistake they stick up for them & will follow treaties (good stuff, imo.) But when Legion follows their treaties to help a friend who made a mistake they are ridiculed. It just doesn't seem fair does it? [/quote] Nobody said anything about following treaties. All the comments are that they are a horrible alliance with rock bottom standards, is an embarrassment in war, and has never done anything notable except get repeatedly kicked then turn around and lick the feat kicking them.

[quote name='NorthernLights' date='29 June 2010 - 02:41 PM' timestamp='1277847648' post='2354378'] Why would I be bitter? [/quote] Maybe that your attempt to set yourself as world police left you flat on your $@! while the evil raiders are still out there doing their thing? I dunno, just a guess.

The pip should be a dripping lesion, it would be correct both phonetically and symbolically.

Congrats to the new gov and especially that wood1der guy, I hope Twisted doesn't get too scarce.

HE. IS. BEING. SERIOUS. YOU. CAN. TELL. BY. THE. CAPS. AND. SPACED. WORDS. Lol, keep on doing what you do Ragnarok, it suits you.

[quote name='Davian Thule' date='17 June 2010 - 05:46 AM' timestamp='1276778768' post='2340580'] No, it's what he posted below it. [/quote] Don't be ridiculous, it's neither premade, abusive, vulgar, or pornographic. Aside from the size Jack's flag fits the requirements perfectly. Rules Artwork must have been made in the past 14 Days Nothing premade (we have ways of finding artwork thiefs) No abusive/vulgar language No images of a pornographic nature

[url=http://www.cybernations.net/allNations_display_alliances.asp?Alliance=Un%20Of%20Cn]UN of CN[/url] The name has already been taken for at least 5 months.

[quote name='Methrage' date='16 June 2010 - 01:23 AM' timestamp='1276676572' post='2339279'] What I need now is recruitment. Finding enough single slot tech deals to fill a new members slots isn't hard, if they use it right a brand new nation could be sitting on over $10m cash from single slot tech deals within 2 days, paying almost nothing in bills with no infra. If they continue just paying bills until around 10 tax collections are saved they could spend it all and collect enough taxes to buy the tech for the tech deals when it needs to be sent. [/quote] While your in depth knowledge of backcollecting is impressive, I'll have to remind you that you are intruding on my department.

[quote name='Methrage' date='16 June 2010 - 12:54 AM' timestamp='1276674851' post='2339267'] I'm not going to make a member of another alliance hold a position of any authority, you could be a diplomat from the alliance you are a member of and bring the tech from there to me and those I need tech sent to. [/quote] You're not going to find the talent you need within your four member alliance so you need to bring in an outside consultant. That's me. My services are pro bono for the first month, you'll soon come to see them as an indispensable asset.

[quote name='Methrage' date='16 June 2010 - 12:36 AM' timestamp='1276673789' post='2339253'] You must first leave your current alliance and apply for membership at Kerberos Nexus. [/quote] Gov members don't need to apply for membership you silly goose, membership is implied with the office.

[quote name='Methrage' date='16 June 2010 - 12:29 AM' timestamp='1276673337' post='2339247'] I am looking to fill the position and could make you MoF if you join before I get someone else wanting to fill it. [/quote] Great, consider the position filled.

[quote name='Methrage' date='15 June 2010 - 10:00 PM' timestamp='1276664398' post='2339144'] Since I didn't do a separate Declaration of Existence, I'll go ahead and post the charter here. [/center] I have Government positions available for those interested and who feel they are capable of carrying out the job well. I'm willing to let those without much government experience possibly fill some, as doing it is the best way to learn and as King I can help out in all areas of the alliance and oversee progress. If your interested in joining but see something in the charter you think needs to be changed, if you're someone that's worth it the charter can still be modified more. So join today! Edit: Fixed some typos and minor mistakes. [/quote] Can I be your MoF? I'm really good at lining up highly lucrative tech exchanges.

Those dasterdly GOONS, seems like some steel balls to the face will teach 'em a lesson.