astronaut jones

You sure about that? Oh, yeah you are.. nevermind. ANYWAY, did you hear the latest rumour? Now, this one's a little crazy and it takes a bit to follow, but it also involves some more pants off, dance off moves, this time with nick cannon (he's hilarious), so you know this is all official. So, the rumour now is that MK has accepted the pants off, dance off offer from TBB, except they've flipped the script on him! (say what?) See, apparently TBB just wanted an excuse to drink, and really had no interest in a dance off, or war (word), but someone in MK is actually Nick Cannon! So upon hearing this, he called TBB's bluff (damn!) and now it's officially on like donkey kong! So, where's TBB in all of this? He's not trying out the freshest dance moves this side of the atlantic, he's trying to bribe lebubu (fred astair jr.) to take his place. Will it work? Will there be a dance off? Will there be war once MK realizes that TBB's dance moves aren't as fresh as their own? Wait and see, my friends... wait and see. !!NEW INFORMATION!! <babyjesus[MK]> someone in MK is actually Nick Cannon! <babyjesus[MK]> it's lebubu Will lebubu accept the bribe and turn his back on his MK friends? Will TBB be left to fend for himself?

I hope they're using my spying guide. Also, I hear that FARK is considering a massive forum raid of the something awful forums, in an attempt to draw out a new war with GOONS, that or another pants off, dance off. I bought a mermaid.

I just heard this from a friend of a friend of an aquaintance of a janitor who cleaned up after some party that may or may not have been attended by rihanna, chris brown, and TBB. Apparently, it's not chris brown that attacked rihanna, but TBB, in one of his drunken rages, but all is not what it appears. You see, according to my source, it's all a ruse, rihanna is fine, but TBB is trying to draw out MK for a pants off, dance off. And if that doesn't work, war.

Greenacres was a son of a !@#$%*. I also hear he was 8 feet tall and used tree trunks as toothpicks. wait, that was bill brasky, nevermind.

I hear greenacres is coming back with an invincible army of the undead to take out Slayer99 and Wingwhiper and anyone else who still remains from the old TF! days. But that's just the rumour I'm hearing, I don't know if it's true or not.

say word?

Generally speaking, if you and your treaty partner get to that stage, chances are the treaty shouldn't have been signed to begin with. Treaties should be signed between close friends whose bonds were strong and whose communication was fruitful and pleasant BEFORE any idea of a treaty popped up. Most alliances out there have more than one treaty that I would call empty, and that isn't worth the paper it's written on, and those treaties should be dropped, you're absolutely right. If the treaty is pointless, if it was signed merely to add bodies to your side, any time is a good time to rethink it.

who's doing what now? Also, how do you like my new signature?