I'm going to try hypnosis, see if it works.
Join TAB today!
Because we want you.
Do it now.
Do it.
You know the powers compel you to do so.
Your mind is saying do it, and your body is responding. Your finger is compelled to highlight the following address:
www.cn-tab.net/forums
And then your left hand will C+P it into your browser.
Then you will slowly press enter, and find yourself on the website of the Aquatic Brotherhood.
You will register.
You will apply.
You will become a TAB member.
This is not in anyway like scientology... at all.
Cheers,
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