Let it be known to all of Planet Carl that the Crimson Empire is thoroughly, unashamedly, and completely EVIL. We have very recently perfected our Carl famous Babe-B-Q sauce recipe, grilled up several hundred infants, and are currently in the process of throwing a good old-fashioned hoedown at our headquarters in the Ninth Layer. Let me tell ya, baby long pig is some of the sweetest and most tender meat you'll ever taste, especially when basted generously in Babe-B-Q sauce and slow roasted to perfection.
Drop by our IRC at #crimsonempire, have a baby, share some blood from a skull chalice, establish relations. We'll throw one on the fire for ya.
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Cthulhu, He Who Reigns in Blood, Unholy Presence in the Gibbering Darkness, Purveyor Of Infinite Horror, Roaster of Piteously Screaming Infants, and Slayer of the Righteous and Pure.