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Stormsend Bored At Work, Reads Too Much News

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(1) David Hasselhoff has landed a role in "Sons of Anarchy" as a porn producer named "Dondo." The show will be big in Europe.

(2) Oprah Winfrey will be teaching a high school class. I'd say she's just going to give away free high school diplomas, but most schools do that anyway.

(3) Eliot Spitzer's show on CNN has been cancelled. They're giving his slot to Anthony Weiner.

(4) Casey Anthony has been sentenced to four years in prison. Good news is that she still gets to visit bars.

(5) LaToya Jackson says her ex-husband tried to get Mike Tyson to sleep with her for $100,000. She turned him down because he's a biter.

(6) The Situation may have quit "Jersey Shore," reportedly storming off the set screaming, "Say goodbye to the bad guy." Now what the hell am I going to watch it for?

(7) Atlanta teachers and principals are in trouble for essentially cheating on their students' standardized tests. They should've asked their students for advice on how to get away with it.

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Alterego

In real non celebrity/important news.

1. The "humanitarian work" of the NATO continues in Libya

2. Boat sinks off Africa killing 197 people

3. America continues to use secret prisons. A Somali man who was held on a secret prison ship for months has appeared before a court in New York

4. 7.8 magnitude earthquake hits off New Zealand

4. Aung San Suu Kyi leaves Rangoon for the first time since being released from house arrest despite the threat of being locked up again.

5. 8 children are among the 14 civilians killed by NATO air strike in Afghanistan

6. Bomb in Pakistan kills 10 and wounds 20

7. 4 civilians were killed and 2 wounded by another air strike by NATO air strike in Afghanistan

8. The slaughter of Syrians by their own government continues (shame they dont have oil they might get some help)

9. At least 35 killed in bomb blast in Iraq

10. Israeli jets bomb Gaza

also in the news. 300 million Americans are fed celebrity gossip by their news networks as important news.

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HalfEmpty

MK is causing global smarming and is shooting the polar bars when they flee the ever shrinking ice foes.

Bottom line: It's worse (WAAAAAY TF worse) than we thought.

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