Today, I learned that I have been the true target of the Carlos Accords. I learned this early this morning when I was starring at the sunrise. It was that Eureka moment that so many have talked about. To make this concise let me just break it down like this. I'm Latino, so that obviously explains the Carlos part. "Accord" sounds like, 'a chord'. Now this wouldn't mean anything if it wasn't for my sad, sad attempt to try to play the guitar. They're obviously teasing me because I never learned how to play more than a chord. Finally, I used to be tiny then I hit puberty and got taller. So that just explains the whole midget thing.
Carlos, I'm coming for ya!