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Schattenmann Trolls in Real Life

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Be warned: The links in this blog discuss nudity and have photos of a man in his underwear.

So, today I accidentally went into battle against a famous internet idiot when I didn't realize he was actually Facebook friends with the person whose status I was commenting on.

In case you're unfamiliar, Brian Zulberti emailed the entire Delaware Bar Association with a cocky, stupid email looking for a job. Attached to the email was a photo of himself showing off his arm muscles.

Delaware lawyers of course Googled him, and were met with nude and semi-nude photos that he had carelessly uploaded to social media websites. By this point, he was a laughing stock of Delaware, which a person could live down since who even knows where Delaware is, but then the internet discovered him and this idiot is forever unemployable regardless of how creepily smooth his armpits are or how big his arm muscles are.

Still unemployed (or self-employed, same difference) now he's running a website to advocate for employees who get fired over their own social media faux pas. What's the clincher? Fully nude photos of himself. How is he advertising his new initiative? e-mailing the entire Delaware Bar Association, again.

So, anyway, for your enjoyment: Schattenmann clashes with an honest-to-God internet phenomenon (I'm in blue).

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Full disclosure: I'm 5'11" and weigh 185. I do not work at Pizza Hut :P And if I had realized that Zulberti was going to see my comment, I probably wouldn't have made fun of his womanish armpits.

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jerdge

Quite obviously Pizza Hut and Dominos are not a thing around here (Italy): www.pizzahut.it and www.dominos.it are actually up for sale... :D

I tried Pizza Hut decades ago in Great Britain and maybe 4-5 years ago in France and in both cases it wasn't really that bad (although nothing comparable with a true pizzeria). A couple of years ago I tested it again in Ireland (there was nothing else still open at that hour, to be frank) and it was definitely the worst thing I ate in Ireland in the time I was there.

That stuff shouldn't be called "pizza" in the first place, and I doubt it should be classified as food either, actually. I guess it got worse with time, or I stumbled upon a very very bad sho- restau-... How are we supposed to call them, by the way?

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Quite obviously Pizza Hut and Dominos are not a thing around here (Italy): www.pizzahut.it and www.dominos.it are actually up for sale... :D

Your dreams of owning an American franchise are on the cusp of coming true!!! You could be the Silvio Berlusconi of mediocre American pizza. You'll make millions selling it to tourists who are ecstatic to see a brand they recognize!!!

I never eat Sbarro pizza, but when I was in Moscow, I ate it 4 times in a week.

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