Shadow's Vault

I don't know how things work in the US, but no English law student is getting taken seriously without a clean shaven face and a suit and tie.

I would suggest he spent more time in the gym than he should when he should have been studying, but his muscles are really not that impressive so I'm guessing he just failed via stupidity.

This is great on so many levels. Well played, Schatt.

I don't know how things work in the US, but no English law student is getting taken seriously without a clean shaven face and a suit and tie.

I would suggest he spent more time in the gym than he should when he should have been studying, but his muscles are really not that impressive so I'm guessing he just failed via stupidity.

Beards are totally cool in North America! Suit and no tie can be made to work at meet and greets during the summer as well.

Also...there is no legal content on his website. If I were an unemeployed Lawyer (who are we kidding, I am one) and had spent months trying to redeem myself I would at least have made sure that I was showing I had at least some legal skill with a website that demonstrated even the basics of legal knowledge about the relevant area (in fact I could right now run out a rough version of it for my jurisdiction-speaks volumes about his legal ability).

I believe he has some extra strong punching pillow at home, or a really absorbent one.

He cant be bottling up all that coz that is not healthy for sure.

Also...there is no legal content on his website. If I were an unemeployed Lawyer (who are we kidding, I am one) and had spent months trying to redeem myself I would at least have made sure that I was showing I had at least some legal skill with a website that demonstrated even the basics of legal knowledge about the relevant area (in fact I could right now run out a rough version of it for my jurisdiction-speaks volumes about his legal ability).

Grow a respectable beard and I'll believe you.

have photos of a man in his underwear

It was a bit underwhelming to say the least.

The solution to his bad reputation is to worsen it. If it gets worse enough he may even make a living out of it!

What I seriously don't get is what's wrong with Pizza Hut. Any honest job has dignity and I'll never understand people that make fun of others because of the job these last have/they fancy these last have.

Rather than the pics stuff (~who-the-heck-cares-BTW~) his lack of respect for Pizza Hut workers is the most telling thing about his character. And it's not good.

Must agree with jerdge a job is a job, even if it's a damn job. Poor form.

I think his Pizza Hut jab was more about continuing on his fat theme than about insulting Pizza Hut, but I have no reason to believe he would respect Pzza Hut workers, either. What cracked me up about the fat joke is that he does not have a good body himself.

is your name &#$@ goblin?

He looks like shane from the walking dead, and even seems to be rubbing his head in the picture

He looks like shane from the walking dead, and even seems to be rubbing his head in the picture

That's what I thought initially.

A persistent bastard too.

As a Delawarean, I've never heard of this guy :v Thanks for the enlightenment!

Cool send me a FB request and I'l send you an underarm picture. Play your cards right and I might give you a shot with some hair too

Why are you taking the internet so seriously?

I am pretty sure he just tore you to shreds with that pizza hut comment. I also appreciate that you admitted to being an internet tough guy in your disclosure at the bottom.

Hahaha Does he like his own comments too?

Of course he likes One Direction...

I am pretty sure he just tore you to shreds with that pizza hut comment. I also appreciate that you admitted to being an internet tough guy in your disclosure at the bottom.

I tend to agree in a broad sense, but when it gets down to it, I'm not actually fat-fat nor do I work at Pizza Hut, but he is actually saddled with debt from a law degree, unemployed, and a laughing stock of the professional association of his chosen field regardless of his physical condition. So his comeback is good in the abstract, but it doesn't have the actual bite of mine

I wouldn't have made the comment if I knew he was actually going to see it because I'm perfectly content to have a big laugh at his expense, but I don't have a desire to make strangers feel bad.

Hahaha Does he like his own comments too?

Some Chilean guy hit like on all the comments.

Why are you taking the internet so seriously?

I'mmmmmm not?

As someone who works for Dominos, I can tell you /exactly/ what is wrong with Pizza Hut. They make !@#$%* pizzas.

As someone who works for Dominos, I can tell you /exactly/ what is wrong with Pizza Hut. They make !@#$%* pizzas.

Pizza Hut is indeed nasty. Dominos, on the other hand, is crazy expensive.

I actually prefer Pizza Hut to Dominos.

The taste is OK, but the amount of grease is mind boggling.

This is beyond hilarious to me. Dominos used to be the cheap place to get pizza (that was better than Little C's) for me in college, then they started making better pizza and now is more expensive. I've fallen out of favor w/ Pizza Hut, not sure why.

I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut wasn't a fat joke as much as a min wage worker joke. You already defused him by telling him you're okay w/ your fitness level regardless of what he thought and then threw your having a job in his face, so his only rebuttal is trying to tell you your job sucks.

As someone who works for Dominos, I can tell you /exactly/ what is wrong with Pizza Hut. They make !@#$%* pizzas.

Never worked for a pizza place, however Dominos is my second choice. The first one is the small family run italian joint next door.