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Procinctia’s military is scheduled for an extended European deployment, a mission that will hopefully change the embattled continent for the better. Procinctia has traditionally distanced ourselves from European affairs, but the current war in Europe has changed everything, Procinctia can no longer stand and watch needless destruction as millions die for no reason. . . which is why Procinctia isn’t leaving Europe anytime soon.

As many know Procinctia’s entire armed forces have already been deployed to Finland for a four-month paid vacation, but today that vacation has been extended an additional four months. The Government of Finland has already consented to this arrangement, probably because of revenue generated by Procinctian military tourists.

That’s right, I was able to secure four more months in an awesome package deal through my travel agent, at less than half the price.

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From the office of Liska Atka, acting Generalissimo of Procinctia

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Current Procinctia Military Schedules, by service branch, as made Public (Through November 23)

Isara Gunther’s Procinctia Volunteer Militia Vacation Schedule

August 16 Arrival

August 17 Package Finland Bus Tour day 1

August 18 Package Finland Bus Tour day 2

August 19 Package Finland Bus Tour day 3

August 20 Militia Picnic

August 21 free leave

August 22 Paintball w/Republican Guard

August 23 Laser Tag w/Republic of Finland Airforce

August 24 Day Spa

August 25 free leave

August 26 Militia Nature Walk

August 27 Militia Picnic

August 28 Wine Tasting

August 29 Militia Improv Night

August 30 Militia Jenga Competition

August 31 Militia Movie Night

September 1 Militia Beach Volleyball

September 2 free leave

September 3 Cross Country Skiing

September 4 free leave

September 5 Fishing

September 6 Militia Karaoke Challenge

September 7 Militia Dance Night

September 8 Interservice Dance-Off

September 9 Hot Air Ballooning

September 10 free leave

September 11 Dog Sledding

September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball

September 13 Interservice Ping Pong

September 14 Interservice Jenga

September 15 Interservice Laser Tag

September 16 Interservice Paintball

September 17 free leave

September 18 free leave

September 19 Turku beach trip

September 20 Turku beach trip

September 21 Turku beach trip

September 22 Turku beach trip

September 23 Turku beach trip

September 24 Turku beach trip

September 25 Turku beach trip

September 26 Turku beach trip

September 27 Turku beach party

September 28 free leave

September 29 free leave

September 30 Militia Movie Night

October 1 Militia Book Club Meeting

October 2 Helsinki Tour

October 3 Helsinki free leave

October 4 Helsinki free leave

October 5 Establishment Day (Procinctia)

October 6 free leave

October 7 Oktoberfest preperations

October 8 Oktoberfest

October 9 Oktoberfest

October 10 Oktoberfest

October 11 Oktoberfest

October 12 Oktoberfest

October 13 Oktoberfest

October 14 Oktoberfest

October 15 free leave

October 16 free leave

October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament

October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery

October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament

October 20 Tea With Uberstein

October 21 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at a Clinic

October 22 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at a Clinic

October 23 free leave

October 24 Day Spa

October 25 free leave

October 26 free leave

October 27 Militia Picnic

October 28 free leave

October 29 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an Animal Shelter

October 30 Militia Movie Night

October 31 Militia Halloween Costume Masquerade

November 1 Militia Book Club Meeting

November 2 Finland Museums Tour

November 3 Finland Museums Tour

November 4 Finland Museums Tour

November 5 Finland Museums Tour

November 6 Finland Museums Tour

November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations

November 8 Highbuzzday

November 9 free leave

November 10 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage

November 11 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage

November 12 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage

November 13 free leave

November 14 free leave

November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 19 free leave

November 20 free leave

November 21 A trip to the park

November 22 free leave

November 23 free leave

Commodore Issorartuyok’s Procinctia Armed Forces Vacation Schedule

August 17 Arrival

August 18 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 1

August 19 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 2

August 20 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 3

August 21 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 4

August 22 Deep Sea Fishing

August 23 North Lapland Helicopter Tour

August 24 Laser Tag w/Republican Guard

August 25 Paintball w/ Republic of Finland Airforce

August 26 free leave

August 27 Armed Forces Dodge Ball

August 28 Dodge Ball w/Republican Guard

August 29 free leave

August 30 Finnish Sauna

August 31 Sport Sambo Wrestling

September 1 Down Hill Skiing day 1

September 2 Down Hill Skiing day 2

September 3 Reindeer Sledding

September 4 Armed Forces Nature Hike day 1

September 5 Armed Forces Nature Hike day 2

September 6 free leave

September 7 Armed Forces Dance Party

September 8 Interservice Dance-Off

September 9 free leave

September 10 free leave

September 11 Finland Dirigible Tour

September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball

September 13 Interservice Ping Pong

September 14 Interservice Jenga

September 15 Interservice Laser Tag

September 16 Interservice Paintball

September 17 free leave

September 17 Military Drills

September 18 Military Drills

September 19 Military Drills

September 20 Unit Inspection

September 21 Military Drills

September 22 Military Drills

September 23 Military Drills

September 24 Snowmobile Training

September 25 Snowmobile Racing

September 26 Snowmobile Tactile Lessons

September 27 Snowmobile Racing

September 28 Snowmobile Racing

September 29 Snowmobile Racing

September 30 Dodgeball Training

October 1 Dodgeball Drills

October 2 Dodgeball Drills

October 3 Dodgeball Drills

October 4 Dodgeball Practice

October 5 Establishment Day(Procinctia)

October 6 Dodgeball Practice

October 7 Dodgeball Practice

October 8 Oktoberfest

October 9 Oktoberfest

October 10 Oktoberfest

October 11 Oktoberfest

October 12 Oktoberfest

October 13 Oktoberfest

October 14 Oktoberfest

October 15 Oktoberfest KP-Duty

October 16 free leave

October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament

October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery

October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament

October 20 free leave

October 21 Officer Strategic Review

October 22 NCO Tactical Review

October 23 Snowmobile Refresher

October 24 Snowmobile Racing

October 25 Snowmobile Racing

October 26 Dodgeball Practice

October 27 free leave

October 28 free leave

October 29 free leave

October 30 free leave

October 31 Armed Forces Halloween Party

November 1 free leave

November 2 Dodgeball Practice

November 3 Dodgeball Practice

November 4 Snowmobile Racing

November 5 Dodgeball Practice

November 6 free leave

November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations

November 8 Highbuzzday

November 9 Highbuzzday Hangover

November 10 Sambo Lessons

November 11 Hand-To-Hand Combat Training

November 12 Hand-To-Hand Combat Drills

November 13 Hand-To-Hand Combat Review

November 14 Hand-To-Hand Combat Practice

November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 19 Dodgeball Drills

November 20 Dodgeball-Snowmobile Tactics Analysis

November 21 Dodgeball-Snowmobile Drills

November 22 Dodgeball Practice

November 23 Dodgeball, Procinctia Armed Forces against Finland’s 12th Airborne Division

Edy Nelson’s Edy Detachment Vacation Schedule

August 19 Taking the Stage !

August 20 Taking the Stage !

August 21 Taking the Stage !

August 22 Taking the Stage !

August 23 But I’m Supposed to be the Main Character !

August 24 Operation Not Letting Emilio Martinez Get All the Glory Phase 1

August 25 Edy Detachment unauthorized deployment to Netherlands

August 26 Edy Detachment Liberates the Hague from Dranagg forces

August 27 Dutch-Dranagg War the battle continues, Edy ignores unilateral EU proclamation demanding foreign forces leave the Netherlands

August 28 Edy Detachment looks for Emilio Martinez

August 29 Didn’t find Martinez, Edy Detachment withdraws from the Netherlands

August 30 It’s a long walk back to Finland

August 31 It’s a long walk back to Finland

September 1 It’s a long walk back to Finland

September 2 Edy Detachment reaches Austria, detained by Austria authorities

September 3 Are we Going to Jail?

September 4 Edy Detachment released, flies commercial back to Finland

September 5 Commodore Court-Martial Trail tries to Court-Martial Edy Nelson, Court-Martial Trail

September 6 Court-Martial Trail day 2; Generalissimo acquits Edy, Edy promoted over Commodore Issorartuyok

September 7 Taunting Commodore Issorartuyok

September 8 Interservice Dance-Off

September 9 Edy Detachment Beach Volleyball Practice

September 10 Edy Detachment Taining

September 11 Crashing Finland Dirigible Tour

September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball

September 13 Interservice Ping Pong

September 14 Interservice Jenga

September 15 Interservice Laser Tag

September 16 Interservice Paintball

September 17 Bother Rosie

September 18 Bother Rosie

September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day

September 20 Crash Armed Forces Unit Inspection

September 21 Join Militia’s Turku beach trip

September 22 Turku beach trip

September 23 Turku beach trip

September 24 Turku beach trip

September 25 Turku beach trip

September 26 Turku beach trip

September 27 Turku beach trip

September 28 Random Adventure

September 29 Spontaneous Fun

September 30 No free leave for Edy Detachment

October 1 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?)

October 2 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?)

October 3 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?)

October 4 free leave

October 5 Establishment Day (Procinctia)

October 6 No free leave for Edy Detachment

October 7 Not Preparing for Oktoberfest

October 8 Oktoberfest

October 9 Oktoberfest

October 10 Oktoberfest

October 11 Oktoberfest

October 12 Oktoberfest

October 13 Oktoberfest

October 14 Oktoberfest

October 15 Not Doing KP-Duty For Oktoberfest

October 16 World Food Day

October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament

October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery

October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament

October 20 Tea With Isara and some old guy

October 21 Vacation from Vacation

October 22 Vacation from Vacation

October 23 Vacation from Vacation

October 24 Vacation from Vacation

October 25 Vacation from Vacation

October 26 Vacation from Vacation

October 27 Vacation from Vacation

October 28 Vacation from Vacation

October 29 Vacation from Vacation

October 30 Vacation from Vacation

October 31 Walk Around Finland

November 1 All Saints' Day

November 2 All Souls Day

November 3*Classified*

November 4 *Classified*

November 5 Guy Fawkes Night

November 6*Classified*

November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations

November 8 Highbuzzday

November 9 Add an Extra Day of Highbuzzday

November 10 Take a day off before fighting

November 11 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 12 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 13 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 14 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament

November 19 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery

November 20 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery

November 21 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery

November 22 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery

November 23 Watching the Armed Forces Dodgeball

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"I would kick them out, but they challenged my army to a game of dodgeball, and it would be cowardice to back down now. And so far they're the only people who like my tea." -President Uberstein
November 23 will mark the beginning of a long-awaited Dodgeball game between Procinctia Armed Forces and Finland’s 12th Airborne Division.

It’s expected to be lighthearted fun between two militaries.

Out of Character: The Dodgeball game will get it’s own thread. . .

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***Office of the President in Vauleo-Buryatia***

"Their entire Armed Forces are on vacation? That would be an excellent time for someone to invade them. We have the missiles....and they're located just off the coast. Hmmm"-????

The man thought to himself for a minute before he snapped out of it and resumed mopping the floor in the President's Office, grumbling under his breath about the cursed life of being a Janitor.

OOC: Sorry, couldnt resist :lol1:

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In Taeunas, bookies and casinos have been inundated with bets on the upcoming game. Even the president has admitted to catching the bug.

"Yes, it's true. I did place a small bet on the Finns at two to one. It would have been more, but the point spread hasnt come out yet."- President DeSchaine

Bets may be placed with any casino via telephone or online.

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The Procintan "Military" is a disgrace to the armed forces of World. We honestly hope that they leave the continent soon.

-Unknown Molakian General

I would like to rebuke my rather...older general in his statements. We put $500 on Procinta!

-Joint statement from The Tsarina and the Vice Royal.

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Original Procinctia deployment to Finland

Procinctia Volunteer Militia: 583

Procinctia Armed Forces: 167

Edy Detachment: 6

ClearWater International private military company force protection for Procinctia’s vacationing armed forces

5,000 mercenary soldiers

5 Centurion Tanks

10 MiG-15

500 Transport Trucks

50 Jeeps

Maliburton corporation hired for additional logistical assistance

Procinctia Finland Deployment Update

Procinctia Volunteer Militia: 687

Procinctia Armed Forces: 365

Edy Detachment: 6

ClearWater International Finland Deployment Update

6,000 mercenary soldiers

5 Centurion Tanks

10 MiG-15

500 Transport Trucks

50 Jeeps

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