Generalissimo Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Procinctia’s military is scheduled for an extended European deployment, a mission that will hopefully change the embattled continent for the better. Procinctia has traditionally distanced ourselves from European affairs, but the current war in Europe has changed everything, Procinctia can no longer stand and watch needless destruction as millions die for no reason. . . which is why Procinctia isn’t leaving Europe anytime soon. As many know Procinctia’s entire armed forces have already been deployed to Finland for a four-month paid vacation, but today that vacation has been extended an additional four months. The Government of Finland has already consented to this arrangement, probably because of revenue generated by Procinctian military tourists. That’s right, I was able to secure four more months in an awesome package deal through my travel agent, at less than half the price. From the office of Liska Atka, acting Generalissimo of Procinctia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Current Procinctia Military Schedules, by service branch, as made Public (Through November 23) Isara Gunther’s Procinctia Volunteer Militia Vacation Schedule August 16 Arrival August 17 Package Finland Bus Tour day 1 August 18 Package Finland Bus Tour day 2 August 19 Package Finland Bus Tour day 3 August 20 Militia Picnic August 21 free leave August 22 Paintball w/Republican Guard August 23 Laser Tag w/Republic of Finland Airforce August 24 Day Spa August 25 free leave August 26 Militia Nature Walk August 27 Militia Picnic August 28 Wine Tasting August 29 Militia Improv Night August 30 Militia Jenga Competition August 31 Militia Movie Night September 1 Militia Beach Volleyball September 2 free leave September 3 Cross Country Skiing September 4 free leave September 5 Fishing September 6 Militia Karaoke Challenge September 7 Militia Dance Night September 8 Interservice Dance-Off September 9 Hot Air Ballooning September 10 free leave September 11 Dog Sledding September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball September 13 Interservice Ping Pong September 14 Interservice Jenga September 15 Interservice Laser Tag September 16 Interservice Paintball September 17 free leave September 18 free leave September 19 Turku beach trip September 20 Turku beach trip September 21 Turku beach trip September 22 Turku beach trip September 23 Turku beach trip September 24 Turku beach trip September 25 Turku beach trip September 26 Turku beach trip September 27 Turku beach party September 28 free leave September 29 free leave September 30 Militia Movie Night October 1 Militia Book Club Meeting October 2 Helsinki Tour October 3 Helsinki free leave October 4 Helsinki free leave October 5 Establishment Day (Procinctia) October 6 free leave October 7 Oktoberfest preperations October 8 Oktoberfest October 9 Oktoberfest October 10 Oktoberfest October 11 Oktoberfest October 12 Oktoberfest October 13 Oktoberfest October 14 Oktoberfest October 15 free leave October 16 free leave October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament October 20 Tea With Uberstein October 21 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at a Clinic October 22 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at a Clinic October 23 free leave October 24 Day Spa October 25 free leave October 26 free leave October 27 Militia Picnic October 28 free leave October 29 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an Animal Shelter October 30 Militia Movie Night October 31 Militia Halloween Costume Masquerade November 1 Militia Book Club Meeting November 2 Finland Museums Tour November 3 Finland Museums Tour November 4 Finland Museums Tour November 5 Finland Museums Tour November 6 Finland Museums Tour November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations November 8 Highbuzzday November 9 free leave November 10 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage November 11 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage November 12 Militia Outreach: ‘Volunteering’ at an orphanage November 13 free leave November 14 free leave November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 19 free leave November 20 free leave November 21 A trip to the park November 22 free leave November 23 free leave Commodore Issorartuyok’s Procinctia Armed Forces Vacation Schedule August 17 Arrival August 18 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 1 August 19 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 2 August 20 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 3 August 21 Gulf of Finland Cruise day 4 August 22 Deep Sea Fishing August 23 North Lapland Helicopter Tour August 24 Laser Tag w/Republican Guard August 25 Paintball w/ Republic of Finland Airforce August 26 free leave August 27 Armed Forces Dodge Ball August 28 Dodge Ball w/Republican Guard August 29 free leave August 30 Finnish Sauna August 31 Sport Sambo Wrestling September 1 Down Hill Skiing day 1 September 2 Down Hill Skiing day 2 September 3 Reindeer Sledding September 4 Armed Forces Nature Hike day 1 September 5 Armed Forces Nature Hike day 2 September 6 free leave September 7 Armed Forces Dance Party September 8 Interservice Dance-Off September 9 free leave September 10 free leave September 11 Finland Dirigible Tour September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball September 13 Interservice Ping Pong September 14 Interservice Jenga September 15 Interservice Laser Tag September 16 Interservice Paintball September 17 free leave September 17 Military Drills September 18 Military Drills September 19 Military Drills September 20 Unit Inspection September 21 Military Drills September 22 Military Drills September 23 Military Drills September 24 Snowmobile Training September 25 Snowmobile Racing September 26 Snowmobile Tactile Lessons September 27 Snowmobile Racing September 28 Snowmobile Racing September 29 Snowmobile Racing September 30 Dodgeball Training October 1 Dodgeball Drills October 2 Dodgeball Drills October 3 Dodgeball Drills October 4 Dodgeball Practice October 5 Establishment Day(Procinctia) October 6 Dodgeball Practice October 7 Dodgeball Practice October 8 Oktoberfest October 9 Oktoberfest October 10 Oktoberfest October 11 Oktoberfest October 12 Oktoberfest October 13 Oktoberfest October 14 Oktoberfest October 15 Oktoberfest KP-Duty October 16 free leave October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament October 20 free leave October 21 Officer Strategic Review October 22 NCO Tactical Review October 23 Snowmobile Refresher October 24 Snowmobile Racing October 25 Snowmobile Racing October 26 Dodgeball Practice October 27 free leave October 28 free leave October 29 free leave October 30 free leave October 31 Armed Forces Halloween Party November 1 free leave November 2 Dodgeball Practice November 3 Dodgeball Practice November 4 Snowmobile Racing November 5 Dodgeball Practice November 6 free leave November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations November 8 Highbuzzday November 9 Highbuzzday Hangover November 10 Sambo Lessons November 11 Hand-To-Hand Combat Training November 12 Hand-To-Hand Combat Drills November 13 Hand-To-Hand Combat Review November 14 Hand-To-Hand Combat Practice November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 19 Dodgeball Drills November 20 Dodgeball-Snowmobile Tactics Analysis November 21 Dodgeball-Snowmobile Drills November 22 Dodgeball Practice November 23 Dodgeball, Procinctia Armed Forces against Finland’s 12th Airborne Division Edy Nelson’s Edy Detachment Vacation Schedule August 19 Taking the Stage ! August 20 Taking the Stage ! August 21 Taking the Stage ! August 22 Taking the Stage ! August 23 But I’m Supposed to be the Main Character ! August 24 Operation Not Letting Emilio Martinez Get All the Glory Phase 1 August 25 Edy Detachment unauthorized deployment to Netherlands August 26 Edy Detachment Liberates the Hague from Dranagg forces August 27 Dutch-Dranagg War the battle continues, Edy ignores unilateral EU proclamation demanding foreign forces leave the Netherlands August 28 Edy Detachment looks for Emilio Martinez August 29 Didn’t find Martinez, Edy Detachment withdraws from the Netherlands August 30 It’s a long walk back to Finland August 31 It’s a long walk back to Finland September 1 It’s a long walk back to Finland September 2 Edy Detachment reaches Austria, detained by Austria authorities September 3 Are we Going to Jail? September 4 Edy Detachment released, flies commercial back to Finland September 5 Commodore Court-Martial Trail tries to Court-Martial Edy Nelson, Court-Martial Trail September 6 Court-Martial Trail day 2; Generalissimo acquits Edy, Edy promoted over Commodore Issorartuyok September 7 Taunting Commodore Issorartuyok September 8 Interservice Dance-Off September 9 Edy Detachment Beach Volleyball Practice September 10 Edy Detachment Taining September 11 Crashing Finland Dirigible Tour September 12 Interservice Beach Volleyball September 13 Interservice Ping Pong September 14 Interservice Jenga September 15 Interservice Laser Tag September 16 Interservice Paintball September 17 Bother Rosie September 18 Bother Rosie September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day September 20 Crash Armed Forces Unit Inspection September 21 Join Militia’s Turku beach trip September 22 Turku beach trip September 23 Turku beach trip September 24 Turku beach trip September 25 Turku beach trip September 26 Turku beach trip September 27 Turku beach trip September 28 Random Adventure September 29 Spontaneous Fun September 30 No free leave for Edy Detachment October 1 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?) October 2 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?) October 3 Finland Nature Tour (why should we enjoy seeing dirt?) October 4 free leave October 5 Establishment Day (Procinctia) October 6 No free leave for Edy Detachment October 7 Not Preparing for Oktoberfest October 8 Oktoberfest October 9 Oktoberfest October 10 Oktoberfest October 11 Oktoberfest October 12 Oktoberfest October 13 Oktoberfest October 14 Oktoberfest October 15 Not Doing KP-Duty For Oktoberfest October 16 World Food Day October 17 Inter-Service Chess Tournament October 18 Inter-Service Murder Mystery October 19 Inter-Service HALO: Combat Evolved Tournament October 20 Tea With Isara and some old guy October 21 Vacation from Vacation October 22 Vacation from Vacation October 23 Vacation from Vacation October 24 Vacation from Vacation October 25 Vacation from Vacation October 26 Vacation from Vacation October 27 Vacation from Vacation October 28 Vacation from Vacation October 29 Vacation from Vacation October 30 Vacation from Vacation October 31 Walk Around Finland November 1 All Saints' Day November 2 All Souls Day November 3*Classified* November 4 *Classified* November 5 Guy Fawkes Night November 6*Classified* November 7 Highbuzzday Preparations November 8 Highbuzzday November 9 Add an Extra Day of Highbuzzday November 10 Take a day off before fighting November 11 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 12 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 13 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 14 Preparing for Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 15 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 16 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 17 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 18 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament November 19 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery November 20 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery November 21 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery November 22 Inter-Service Martial Arts Tournament Recovery November 23 Watching the Armed Forces Dodgeball Edited November 23, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) "I would kick them out, but they challenged my army to a game of dodgeball, and it would be cowardice to back down now. And so far they're the only people who like my tea." -President Uberstein Edited November 23, 2009 by BaronUberstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybil de Blanc Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "The Northanic government has only one thing to say about this: We call dibs on making a giant banner to hang over Northanholde's ports for whoever wins the dodgeball games. That is all." - The Grand Council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) "I would kick them out, but they challenged my army to a game of dodgeball, and it would be cowardice to back down now. And so far they're the only people who like my tea." -President UbersteinNovember 23 will mark the beginning of a long-awaited Dodgeball game between Procinctia Armed Forces and Finland’s 12th Airborne Division.It’s expected to be lighthearted fun between two militaries. Out of Character: The Dodgeball game will get it’s own thread. . . Edited November 23, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Azenquor Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) ***Office of the President in Vauleo-Buryatia*** "Their entire Armed Forces are on vacation? That would be an excellent time for someone to invade them. We have the missiles....and they're located just off the coast. Hmmm"-???? The man thought to himself for a minute before he snapped out of it and resumed mopping the floor in the President's Office, grumbling under his breath about the cursed life of being a Janitor. OOC: Sorry, couldnt resist Edited November 23, 2009 by Imperator Azenquor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "It's a shame we can't send anyone up to participate in these games...wait, could someone invite us?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSchaine Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 In Taeunas, bookies and casinos have been inundated with bets on the upcoming game. Even the president has admitted to catching the bug. "Yes, it's true. I did place a small bet on the Finns at two to one. It would have been more, but the point spread hasnt come out yet."- President DeSchaine Bets may be placed with any casino via telephone or online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 The Procintan "Military" is a disgrace to the armed forces of World. We honestly hope that they leave the continent soon.-Unknown Molakian General I would like to rebuke my rather...older general in his statements. We put $500 on Procinta!-Joint statement from The Tsarina and the Vice Royal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) Original Procinctia deployment to FinlandProcinctia Volunteer Militia: 583 Procinctia Armed Forces: 167 Edy Detachment: 6 ClearWater International private military company force protection for Procinctia’s vacationing armed forces 5,000 mercenary soldiers 5 Centurion Tanks 10 MiG-15 500 Transport Trucks 50 Jeeps Maliburton corporation hired for additional logistical assistance Procinctia Finland Deployment UpdateProcinctia Volunteer Militia: 687 Procinctia Armed Forces: 365 Edy Detachment: 6 ClearWater International Finland Deployment Update 6,000 mercenary soldiers 5 Centurion Tanks 10 MiG-15 500 Transport Trucks 50 Jeeps Edited December 1, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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