Archmage Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) Hello everyone, Sorry, no funny statement this time. This time it is just serious business. As a small, but very tight knit, alliance we understand that raiders see us as an easy target. Although those who have raided us have found that we will commit the most evil sin that we can. We will fight back...hard. Most of the time it goes well. A raider attacks, we hit back, and the raider recoils. We hold no alliance responsible for the actions of one person. In fact here in Beavis and Butthead we value individuality. We have no leader, we don't need one. We have no government, we don't need it. We just like each other and will defend each other if necessary. We don't raid, but any raider who attacks us looking for profit will find that the losses that they take are much greater then any gains that a little raid will give. In the last couple of days though, all of the raiders that have attacked us have been in one alliance, Black. Fine then. The alliance of Beavis and Butthead recognizes a state of war with the alliance of Black As stated before though we view nations as individuals. We only have a beef with the nations attacking us. Cheese Puff of Cheedle Land BlackWulfe of Wulvesden Zulqarnain of Zyphorious* rtellez06 of US of T KaiserMilch of Rheinoland* Katskip of Bird Nest marcus the great of The New Italy (I will expand this list as other fronts open up) * Some of the raiders are wearing the Roman Empire AA. Now I don't know if they are ghosts, gov. members, or just war happy yahoos...and I don't care. As one has put Black in their war declaration I’m going to lump you in with them. Another thing though if you need to call in help to deal with our little four man (well, three man, one lady) alliance, well that's just sad. Leave us alone and we will leave you alone. Attack us and pay. Signed, Archmage Kae Lee King John Philos VI Becks For Dinner Edited September 20, 2009 by Archmage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks For Dinner Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I support this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) I support this as well. Oh wait. We do need help, so we are calling on Roman Empire, Frostbite, MHA, TPF, Fark, PU, LE, UJA, and Swat. Please save us! Edited September 20, 2009 by rtellez06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iistugodfoaru Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 You will be destroyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kae Lee Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Becks, KJ, Archmage - I love you guys. Tech raiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinzent Zeppelin Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) Well, as I understand it Dochartaigh was the one who raided; everyone else just attacked in his defense. Did you consider simply asking for peace? Also, you declared war on our entire alliance, but you only "have beef with" the five listed above? What does that mean? Edited September 20, 2009 by Vinzent Zeppelin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King John Philos Vi Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Leaders of all alliances, You are responsible for your men's actions. We will not waver, or falter in our resolve. We are only four men, but let it be known that if we go down were taking as many with you as we can. Tech raiders, we will show you no mercy. We play to win this fight and all fights to come. Run and hide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Hum...it seems this could have been resolved with simple discourse. However, what's done is done. Best of luck to the both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Well, as I understand it Dochartaigh was the one who raided; everyone else just attacked in his defense. Did you consider simply asking for peace? "Hello, I know that you just raided me but would you please give me peace?" Uh no. We attack raiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Sounds fun. Let us know when you're done. To war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Also, you declared war on our entire alliance, but you only "have beef with" the five listed above? What does that mean? The alliance of Beavis and Butthead recognizes a state of war with the alliance of Black You guys are the ones who attacked us, we are just responding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks For Dinner Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 You will be destroyed Probably, but it's all in good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Probably, but it's all in good fun. Indeed. Best of luck Beavis and Butthead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kae Lee Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Well, as I understand it Dochartaigh was the one who raided; everyone else just attacked in his defense. New Reverie was the first of Black to tech raid us. He was honorable, understood the counter attack and peaced out. Cheedle Land then attacked KJ for attacking New Reverie, apparently without speaking to New Reverie or checking into the situation, to which we also responded. Then Wulvesden tech raided Becks. We responded again. That was followed by US of T attacking in defense of the raiders, joined by some Roman Empire members. I've never even heard of Dochartaigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) You guys are fun, you guys should merge into Black Just wanted to let everyone know these guys are very honorable and we are willing to give peace whenever they want, even if they just want to destroy us Edited September 20, 2009 by rtellez06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I've never even heard of Dochartaigh. He is the head of our Sexy Model department. You should really keep up to date with these kinds of things. Jeebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kae Lee Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 You guys are fun, you guys should merge into Black We are fun, you should come to B&B to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 You guys are fun, you guys should merge into Black With all respect, we do not merge into alliances WHO RAID US. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 We are fun, you should come to B&B to play. I am playing with B&B, just getting my $@! handed to me BTW my song is better With all respect, we do not merge into alliances WHO RAID US.Thank you. It was a joke, you don't have to be mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 With all respect, we do not merge into alliances WHO RAID US.Thank you. Well then you should make your nations look less appetizing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinzent Zeppelin Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 "Hello, I know that you just raided me but would you please give me peace?"Uh no. We attack raiders. Duly noted, but that basically results in an entire chain of wars of your members defending against our members defending against your members defending against our member, which results in wholesale destruction on your part, more or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kae Lee Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I am playing with B&B, just getting my $@! handed to me BTW my song is better I'm sorry rtellez, but that's what we pass out as party favors when we're raided. And not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Well then you should make your nations look less appetizing. I believe that is what we are doing now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becks For Dinner Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Well then you should make your nations look less appetizing. But I likez the tasty treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kae Lee Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) Duly noted, but that basically results in an entire chain of wars of your members defending against our members defending against your members defending against our member, which results in wholesale destruction on your part, more or less. So we're just supposed to roll over and let you raid us? Edited September 20, 2009 by Kae Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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