Kae Lee

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Three *whole* declarations DT? Try not to over extend yourselves, lol.

Might have your memory checked along with your hearing sweetie. ;) Thank you my good man. o7 Ruin? You misunderstand us - it was meant to be like Christmas all over again. :D

Ernesto, I think I love you, lol. :wub:

I'm sure you do. And we are. As for MK being our puppet masters, I'm glad you cleared that up for me, explains that tickling feeling I had in my... pants. :P We require no mercy - admin can keep it. ;)

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1324053403' post='2879944'] ... Y'see, in the old days alliances manipulated, isolated, and fabricated CBs on alliances. These days we declare if we have any semblance of an in and if we just don't like you. Much has changed, and for the better. [/quote] QFT. It is a beautiful thing to forgo all the pretenses. o/MK, glad as always to be by your side.

[quote name='TRON IX' timestamp='1324011716' post='2879581'] Or did they declare war on Haggis? [/quote] Haggis is definitely on the list, lol. [quote name='Atmosfear' timestamp='1324013651' post='2879629'] Marry us? [/quote] But our arrangement already works so well - why would you mess with it? When we need some fun we hook up, have a few passionate days/weeks together, and we're still both free to see whoever we want. It's kind of like having a permanent booty call.

[quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1323321215' post='2868450'] You known you guys are great? Right? [/quote] [quote name='Stormsend' timestamp='1323321505' post='2868470'] I love you, Alchemy. Let us ride into the chaos together, hand in hand like schoolgirls without a care. [/quote] [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1323321592' post='2868478'] Glad to have y'all fighting beside us Alchemy! [/quote] Thanks for the love, we wouldn't be anywhere else. [quote name='Thom98' timestamp='1323321681' post='2868485'] Go get em Kae and co [/quote] Thanks Thom.

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[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1298775334' post='2645775'] Oh Elfman. How is it that you manage to never change? [/quote] Probably the same way you manage it.

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297813717' post='2634838'] You are aware that our larger nations are under orders to stay in dove, right? Amonra is ... smaller than me. (Also he's in dove reloading, as Alchemy didn't want to stagger him; great strategy there.) [/quote] Oh I have no doubt you guys are under orders. Also, reading comprehension ftw Haf: [quote name='Archmage' timestamp='1297705953' post='2633073'] I don't tell you how to cower, don't try to tell me how to fight. [/quote] Besides, you don't want us to start posting loss ratios in actual numbers on here, because it will just embarrass Invicta further.

[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1297719377' post='2633353'] Uhm, not to nitpick, but isn't that what Alchemy has been saying to Invicta for the last few pages? Pot, meet kettle But I'll tell you what, give me 5 days to restock nukes and pick out a mask, and I'll wade back into the furball, mmk? Actually, if you don't agree I'm still going back in. I need to break 2 mil casualties! Nuke me! NOW! [/quote] No, lol - we just want a few targets we can actually hit to come out so we [i]can [/i]come at you. We heard you were into dancing, and we all piled in the van and showed up, and now you ladies are playing shy and hard to get. Regrettably our numbers don't afford us the luxury of attacking all of you who are not in hiding since you won't play over the 30k range (with 2 40k exceptions). But that's cool. We have time. And I would totally nuke you if I could Learz. The only goal I have left on Bob is to rack up casualties, and you guys are not cooperating.

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297715612' post='2633246'] From over here, that looks like "Amonra's nation is scary. Nobody engage him and maybe he'll go away and leave us alone!" [/quote] Hell I don't even like Amonra but I'll at least give him credit - from over here he's scarier than you are. [IMG]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh17/kaylee1975/Cybernations/HafPM.jpg[/IMG] At least he's available to back up his smack talk, even if the best he can muster is 'come at me bro'.

Look KJ, Haf thinks he knows something. [quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297656271' post='2632190'] Beep! Wrong answer. You left when you didn't get the Vice President job, as the most junior minister at the time. However your ego was sufficient that you thought you needed a bigger title or you weren't going to stay. [/quote] Not that I care what you think - because believe me, I don't (if I didn't care what you thought when we were in the same alliance together, you can imagine how incredibly important your opinion must be to me now), but you seem to have pulled some assumptions out of your ass... I know the truth is a highly malleable thing in your little world, but since you seem determined to soothe your butt hurt by making a display here, allow me to enlighten you. Ryiis and I had been discussing leaving Invicta for almost 2 months by the time the whole VP debacle happened. Was I hurt that I wasn't considered? Of course I was. I was not the most junior minister, but I won't argue that point now because... well, because I don't care, lol. But Ryiis was considered, and offered the position - and since we were a pretty inseparable team at that point, we toyed with the idea of staying and molding Invicta into an alliance with a backbone. After some brief discussion we both agreed that even though there were a handful of good people there, it was entirely too broken to ever be fixed. I'm so happy to see time has proven that we were wise in that regard. [quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297656271' post='2632190'] So that's why you stormed out of there when there was drama about a few posts from you and Ryiis? [/quote] No, I'm sorry to throw another wrench into your carefully constructed fantasy world, but that had nothing to do with why we left. (You're really not good at this guessing game...) There was in fact some drama while we were there - the culture was a tad prudish, something we weren't aware of until after the 'few posts from Ryiis and I' were posted. The mention of panties sent one of them reeling. While it was a disappointment we couldn't banter like we had previously enjoyed doing at Invicta, it certainly had no bearing on our stay at Meri - since it was a temporary stop from the beginning. [quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297656271' post='2632190'] You were a good Minister of Finance. Everybody knows that. This does not also mean that you were not a self-obsessed drama queen, a state which you do not seem to have recovered from. [/quote] How could I be anything but self-obsessed? Look Haf, you can believe whatever makes your little heart beat faster, because in the end what you think is completely irrelevant. I do thank you for that trip down the rabbit hole though, it was truly amusing. [quote name='King John Philos Vi' timestamp='1297664148' post='2632554'] [b]WE left for multiple reasons. One of the most prominent, was that there were some incompetent leaders, elitist pigs, such as yourself that didn't deserve my loyalty or respect[/b]. I could say that I regret my time in Invicta,(as brief as it was) but then I would never have met the best damn Minister of Finance and friend in all of Bob. The reason she is the best is well beyond her abilities, but that she actually cares about people. She is the measure of what a true friend really is. It is rather sad that Invicta and yourselves take this war in such a context, that you must attempt to belittle and degrade Kae and my comrades in order to build yourselves up. I at least had some faith when Jorost was in charge. While we didn't share the same political views, we could at least manage to maintain a level of level-headed civility, which is better than any of you thus far have managed to show. When Invicta is ready to put down a pen and pick up a sword to finish this, I'll be waiting. However, I won't hold my breath. [/quote] I couldn't have said it better. Thank you KJ. Your friendship is by far the best thing to have ever emerged from Invicta. By the by, can we find me a bigger title? This one isn't nearly big enough to wrap around my ego.

[quote name='Haflinger' timestamp='1297428093' post='2629276'] You appear to be unaware of Kae's history. She's had a habit of quitting and running away when her alliance doesn't give her whatever her little heart desires; first she did it with us, and later on with Meritokrati. [/quote] Oh look, Haf speaking out of his ass - what a surprise. I assure you, he is *very* aware of my history - I knew him before I knew you. I took a lot of crap from him for even joining Invicta, and I staunchly defended you guys as not being a 'lame purple alliance' for about a year. That crow tasted awful btw. Now, since we're going to bring up history again, because some of you are [i][b]still[/b][/i] whining (2 years later) and just can't let it go, let's at least get it straight. I know truth and reason are difficult for you Haf, but hang in there. 1. I left Invicta when I realized that as an alliance, it was fail. Yes, it had a handful of good people in it, and almost 300 "members", but in reality it was about 250 ghosts and an alliance with no discipline or organization. Despite that, I tried to tackle the problem, even when many of you argued that cleaning house would reduce our 'membership' and stats - GOD FORBID our numbers be an actual representation of our capabilities, right? In the end, it was obvious that the things which were important to me (standards and all) were obviously not important to my alliance. You guys were just mad because a few ministers followed me when I left. Which should have been a signal to you, if you had been capable of actual reason, that maybe you had a problem. I understand though, it's much easier to blame someone else rather than take responsibility for your part in Invicta's decline. Whatever helps you sleep at night. 2. Meritokrati was merely a pit stop - somewhere to stay while we worked on Advent. They (Timitz & Sir Glen) knew [i]before we joined[/i] that we were going to be working on making an alliance of our own, and that we were only there temporarily - and they agreed to let us stay there for a while. So how you can conclude I did 'the same thing to Meritokrati' is beyond me. 3. I did, in fact, have an almost exact repeat of events at UPN however. For some reason I thought the fail was contained to Invicta - despite being warned by others. Ironically enough, UPN had the same problem with ghosts and inactivity (birds of a feather and all), which like Invicta, was only disguised [i]slightly[/i] because they were lucky enough to have a small handful of good people at the top who did their best to work with what they had. It was like stepping into a time warp. They had additional problems as well - I didn't think anyone could top you guys - but that's another story in itself. (On a side note: Dear MK - I am so sorry I was stupid enough to go back to purple after what you did for Advent & I. Thank you for not holding it against me! ) 4. If I was such a tantrum-throwing, backstabbing, cut and run woman who couldn't be trusted, that doesn't say much for who's left over there, since Invicta spent the next year and a half trying to poach me back. Repeatedly. Even while I was a minister in your MADP ally's alliance. So you can cut the demonizing crap and just admit that you're butt hurt. Actually - scratch that, don't stop. You're incessant whining and convolution of facts amuses me greatly. Never change.

[quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1297399784' post='2628918'] Now activate your shiny new treaty. [/quote] Yes. This. Please.

[quote name='m3g4tr0n' timestamp='1297382199' post='2628472'] You are correct on the actual definition of the word. Fortunately for us, our alliance isn't an actual definition of the word "invicta." Much like your alliance isn't actually composed of alchemists, since we all know alchemy to be a scam. [/quote] There is more than one definition for Alchemy then 'changing base metals into gold', but I won't waste my time arguing that point with you. Obviously most alliances are not true reflections of their name - Mushroom Kingdom is not in fact a land of mushrooms, and Umbrella is not in fact an umbrella... I never made the implication that Invicta (the alliance) was supposed to be the actual definition of the word, I merely pointed out that Invicta does actually mean undefeated... unless you're Shotgun Willy, who has his own definition. Now if you were smart, you'd still be using Dawny's explanation for the name, which would have made you sound much better then trying to take a shot at Alchemy's name because of a perceived slight. And we are a total scam. [quote name='ShotgunWilly' timestamp='1297384447' post='2628519'] eh, I know what the charter says. Maybe it's right by some translation, but the translation I use says differently (and I'm always right. Always. ). [/quote] And what translation is that Willy?

[quote name='ShotgunWilly' timestamp='1297362801' post='2628133'] "Invicta" doesn't really mean "undefeated." Your argument is invalid. [/quote] "Invicta, meaning undefeated or unconquered." [quote name='President Gunn' timestamp='1297367723' post='2628204'] Now, now didn't we talk and agree that we Recognized MK's hostilities on us and that we didn't declare? I think we did. Therefore as people on quote unquote "yourside" said. You sir are bandwagoning. [/quote] I believe KJ expressed our feelings succinctly when you came over and said you would "let us accept white peace" and tried to argue about our reasons for joining MK in the hostilities. [quote name='Archmage' timestamp='1297372345' post='2628283'] You are at war with an alliance that we have a MDoAP with (I know it's a big deal to you if we came in on our MD or oA part, to us it doesn't matter)... [/quote] There it is again - I hope that clears up any confusion you were experiencing.

[quote name='KingTopherXXIII' timestamp='1297127352' post='2624815'] Think we have done the counter bit before, you aren't the first to attack us and won't be the last. Don't see it as whining myself, think it is more like laughter that the disgruntled formers have finally come home! Sad part is they couldn't come by themselves, had to have big brother Sloth with them for protection! LoL [/quote] Says the alliance hiding in NPOs shadow. [quote name='We Are Not Alone' timestamp='1297131887' post='2624959'] I figured you would be hitting CoJ or 64D. I was dissapointed. Come at me bro. [/quote] You look like you have all you can handle with the one GOONS guy on you. [quote name='Bones Malone' timestamp='1297155055' post='2625511'] The lyric is clearly "Everyone look at your pants"... Jeez [/quote] Yeah but Bones, everyone is already looking at our pants.

[quote name='Amonra' timestamp='1297108075' post='2624372'] I got your gratitude right here... have a couple of your guys swing by and pick it up when you get a chance! [/quote] Charming. I'd come and get it myself if you were within my range, but I'm afraid you're a bit too small for my tastes. [quote name='Lord Bludd' timestamp='1297112938' post='2624460'] this smells like patricide good hunting Alchemy. Invicta, you pick your sides you face the consequences . [/quote] Hey LB [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297115702' post='2624511'] Don't forget xR1; then we'll have a party! Scythe can come too, I guess. [/quote] Aww, look, all our haters in one place.

Arch, you'll have to forgive Amonra - he has a problem distinguishing many things, including the difference between me and an entire alliance. He's still whining about me leaving Invicta 2 years ago. [quote name='Amonra' timestamp='1297106271' post='2624328'] I wouldn't say bitter, you did us a favor. I am glad you showed us who you are, and I wouldn't call it leaving as much as storming off in a huff becuase you didnt get your way. But leaving/tantrum.. two sides of the same coin right? [/quote] I'll overlook the fact that you have no idea what you are talking about, since that's not exactly earth shattering news. However I will point out that if I did you such a favor, then instead of the incessant bawwing about me 'storming off in a huff', you might show a little gratitude.

[quote name='Amonra' timestamp='1297100975' post='2624192'] This fish is waiting for one of your cronies Kae. Please send them my way. Oh and PS. You cant just quit and run away this time. Its gonna take everything your puppet masters have to pull our hands from your throats. Win, lose or draw we are going to smother you with our burning embers. [/quote] Ooo, another original line. Still bitter about my leaving after all these years Amonra? How sweet. Now you have two whole insults in your repertoire, how [i]will [/i]I defend myself? [i]Maybe [/i]if the rest of you come out and play you [i]might [/i]have a shot at the whole strangulation/smothering you've threatened (you are 3 times our size - I'd still put my money on my guys ), but I think we can handle the eight of you we were even able to tag on our own without our puppet masters involvement... your concern is touching though.

[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297062785' post='2623757'] With all this hatred, you'd think I killed your firstborn child or something. Quite the different Kae from the one I knew in Meritokrati, heh. Oh well, it's not like this is news to me by now; do you wish you never knew me too? [/quote] Don't flatter yourself sweetie, you don't know me and you're not important enough to warrant hate. You're more like one of those annoying little chihuahuas that constantly yips - you want to kick it, but it's not really a nice thing to do because they just don't have the capacity to understand what they're doing wrong. [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297064394' post='2623778'] No, I actually liked you bunch before you literally and figuratively declared war on friends of mine for such petty reasons. Apparently this marked me for special treatment. That or MK. If I really cared I would do something about it, certainly more than a pithy comment here and there, and who knows, one day I might. But you presuming to know me, my thoughts, or my motives is hilarious at best considering how little or how rarely I speak of you. Pretty much only when you declare war on people I like. Apparently that means I have a obsessive grudge now; I'm fairly certain I've never even wished a bad thing upon you. [/quote] I know I always felt like you liked us. And speaking of presumption, for you to think you know me because we were in the same alliance for 6-8 whole weeks over 2 years ago when you first began ruling your nation - during which time I don't ever recall even having a conversation with you, either on or off the forums - is priceless. As is the idea that you know the reasons for our actions in any way shape or form whatsoever. The reality is you just ate what you were spoon fed and ran with it like gospel, because it would be too hard to actually do any investigating to discover the truth. Independent thought - I know that's a leap, but you should try it some time. You might be surprised. [quote name='Amonra' timestamp='1297091389' post='2624007'] Or stabbed in the back... smae thing really. 0/ Invicta just die Alchemy ps... I got 3 open slots just waiting for you cowards! Come enjoy my nuclear embrace. [/quote] Awww, look. It's another one of those tired old butt hurt lines that has nothing to do with reality. Did you just copy/paste that from all the other declarations we've done, or do you actually have to re-type it every time? [quote name='MagicalTrevor' timestamp='1297095113' post='2624060'] A DoW that ends in locke sperging all over the thread. This is why i love you guys. [/quote] It's like shooting fish in a barrel MT.

[quote name='ShotgunWilly' timestamp='1297059983' post='2623638'] *yawn* hmm... I just felt something tickle me... oh, that's just alchemy. meh alliance is meh. huh... I could've sworn I saw peggy in there-- oh wait, nope, that's just King John [/quote] I hope that made you feel better, because it was an impressive display. You always were quick on your feet. [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1297060011' post='2623639'] So you're asking me to !@#$ up the topic with irrelevant !@#$ no one cares about but you? No, you're really not worth the effort; enjoy your war and may your masters be pleased with your performance. [/quote] I wouldn't dream of expecting [i]anything[/i] out of you Locke. I learned a long time ago that would just end in frustration for me. I am shocked it took five whole posts before you jumped in to spout your standard, tired, 'everything you do revolves around a grudge you hold' statement. Believe me, I wish I really wasn't worth the effort, because then I wouldn't have to hear your narrow-minded, ill-informed opinion on everything I do - but that is apparently not the case. If I'm not worth it, you can stop posting any time. I'll try to find a way to press on despite the disappointment.