Comrade Craig Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 (edited) From the desk of the General Secretary, overseer of the intelligence apparatus for the International: To all peace-loving nations, and to the workers of the world: The International brings you disturbing news. Recently gathered intelligence has revealed that the claims of peace spouting from the mouths of Nordreich's leaders are nothing more than a clever ruse designed to lull the Party into a false sense of security. Imagery from our vast and sophisticated surveillance network shows their paramilitary bands massing on our common border: Note the devious use of duct tape as a weapon (right, bottom). It appears that the cunning soldiers of Nordreich can fashion a weapon from even the most common of household items. The photograph below is of particular concern to our military hardware analysts. In it we see that our adversaries have mastered travel over land as well as sea, by use of an innovative vessel that we have dubbed the BOW (Boat On Wheels): Although the Party is rarely shocked by depths to which the forces of empire and reaction can sink, even we were not prepared to discover that Nordreich even employs the use of child soldiers: This evidence is incontrovertible. If the peaceful citizens of Planet Bob do not stand up and demand the immediate disarmament of the war-mongering nations of Nordreich, the world could soon be awash in the blood of innocents. Power to the people! "Comrade" Craig General Secretary, the International Edited May 9, 2009 by Comrade Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 "Good...everything is going accordingly to the paln." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 (edited) Interesting. We should call upon Nordreich's natural enemy... Norway. Edited May 9, 2009 by Justinian the Mighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 "We're less concerned for the Child Soldiers and More Concerned about their soldier's tailors atrocious sense of fashion. LOOK at those uniforms!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergerberger II Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 they shal trmpble at our feet als our ighty war drums soun d and our people marh unto victory! never shall we fall , comrades. Evern onwards to victory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Dranagg wonders "Is that popcorn ceiling safe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz 2K9 Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 OOC: I lol'd IC: This is very disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Begun the cold war has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.