lenard124578 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) [19:17] <PattonsDog> While we spent quite a bit of time working on this treaty, the most time was actually spent deciding what to write for the intro. We came up with some hilarious one-liners... most of which we can't post here. 01[19:17] <Lenard|TOH> lol [19:17] <PattonsDog> But trust me, they were funny. PreambleThe Order of Halsa (TOH) and The Ascended Republic of Elite States (ARES) as the signatory alliances of this treaty, in the hopes of future friendship and cooperation, do hereby sign this treaty in good faith. Article One: Respect Section One: Both signatory alliances will respect the other, whether it be in public or in private. Article Two: Sovereignty Section One: The signatory alliances agree that they will, in no way, attempt to compromise the other's sovereignty. Article Three: Non Aggression Section One: The signatory alliances agree that no sanctioned agression will occur between them. Aggression includes, but is not limited to, declarations of war, spying, and other actions intended to inflict harm upon the other signatory alliance. Section Two: In the event of unsanctioned conflict occuring between the signatory alliances, they agree to promptly handle all issues in private channels. Section Three: If the offender of Section Two does not cease agression within 72 hours of the meeting in private channels, the offender will be deemed a rouge and delt with accordingly. Article Four: Intelligence and Aid Section One: In the event that either signatory alliance requests aid from the other, be it military or financially, the other is encouraged to promptly furfill said request. Section Two: Both signatory alliances are encouraged to share useful information with each other. Article Five: Mutual Defense Section One: In the event that one of the signatory alliances is the victim of unprovoked aggression from an outside force, be it nation or alliance, the other is bound to help to the full extent possible. Article Six: Optional Aggression Section One: If either signatory chooses to wage a war where they are the aggressor, they are encouraged to request assistance from the other signatory if necessary. The assistance can be political, financial, or military, but may also include aid in any other form. Section Two: Should either party choose to engage in an offensive war, they are obligated to give the other party at least 48 hours notice. Article Seven: Termination Section One: Both signatories agree it would be totally uncool to terminate this treaty. Section Two: In the event that either signatory sees it fit to terminate this treaty, they will notify the other within 72 hours of the termination. Section Three: Articles One, Three, and Five will remain in effect during the 72 hour termination period. Signed for ARES, Joe Stupid-President Pattonsdog- Director of Internal Affairs Barix- Director of Foreign Affairs Kresden- Director of Defense NoName- Director of Recruitment v0.0v- Director of Finance Signed for TOH, High Magistrate: Lenard Vice Magistrate: General Sonlar Minister of External Affairs: Cosmo777 Minister of Defense: Legend Minister of Finance: Rarunner Minister of Admissions: Assyra [19:19] <PattonsDog> I will just end on saying how much of a pleasure it has been to work with Halsa on this treaty, and we look forward to a long and fruitful friendship. We feel the same way, ARES Edited February 26, 2009 by lenard124578 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 It's been a pleasure working on this. Here's to continued friendship and more hilarious jokes we can't post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hey Halsa. I like your salsa. o/ HALSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 lol this is very interesting o/ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 But I thought you guys just merged? Congratuations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatOnceWas Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 [19:17] <PattonsDog> While we spent quite a bit of time working on this treaty, the most time was actually spent deciding what to write for the intro. We came up with some hilarious one-liners... most of which we can't post here. I refuse to believe this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 But I thought you guys just merged?Congratuations! Who merged who?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Who merged who?? That was one of the jokes we can't repeat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 How will Joe's departure effect this treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 How will Joe's departure effect this treaty? Pork wernt you in ARES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenard124578 Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 How will Joe's departure effect this treaty? I dont think it will. Joe is a cool guy, but we still love all of ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white majik Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 okay................i guess...... O/ Halsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen Lee Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 congrats guys, I do love when our friends become even better friends XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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