^^ This
Moreover, I am going to openly point out that while the entire point of the OP was to obscure the truth whether by intention or accident, it is not a crime to pimp oneself out for attention in the OWF. If I were in the mood, ModusOperandi, I'd give you a proper trolling, but you're the kind of person whom that frankly doesn't work on.
Im not sure whether its due to some kind of blind optimism or whatever, but for the sake of politness, ill assume it is. You keep doing what you're doing, Im sure in a month or so from now, you'll be laughed at by the NPO the same way as "lol Andaras" was referenced so, so often back in the day.