Ubuntu the Great

ahh yes useless little alliances like those formed by the great NG when they were hiding from Equilibrium forces . Ubuntu agrees with you. I dispise them also most assuredly so veryuch.

I think the only master you be is master of baiting hooks on fishing boats. That why you known world wide as Master Baiter.

Royal Decrees, new laws, commands of Ubuntu the Great! Dog licenses I have most assuredly been most upset by the unfair treatment of the doggies of the Zulu alliance. Some Zulu chiefs say dogs need to have license. Is most silly thing I hear of. Doggies do not drive car. You can ride a horse but horse need no license. Person on horse need no license.You can ride a donkey or an elephant but person or animal not need license.You cannot ride dog and dog do not drive but it need license? This is most foolish indeed. Cat much like dog. Cat need no license and if person ride cat cat be squiahed most flat. This is not natural that dogs be treated unfairly. It is hereby decreed that no doggies in the Zulu alliance shall be required to have license. Only time doggies need license is qhwn thwy are the driver of the automobile. All chiefs must start policy now or Offending Chief be staked to ground in field filled with doggies driving cars. So it is written. So it shall be.

Mr Beets you are a poster child of the Goons alliance.

ahh mr Beets your skill at making apology is equal to your fighting skills. I truly understand. War records show you lost war with Milo and also war with Ubuntu. You mustered all your resources to make apology but you had precious few resources due to your defeat by Zulu.

These forum are very confusing. I do not understand why if I want to yell at Goonies you not want me to say so here. It is a most perplexing problem. I Ubuntu the Great in my infinite wisdom of thought believe I need a foreigner as a royal advisor. My present one was unavailable during this time. Perhaps I need 2? Probably so as Ubuntu has many thoughts throughout the day and it too much for 1 to handle. I believe this is a good thought. That is all. Enough for now. Ubuntu will not think again for a couple hours.

This has been most confusing. It is my belief that these diplomatic ways are most complicated. It is quite a puzzlement to me.

If Zulu member make unauthorized attack and does not listen to Ubuntu when I say stop. I kill the sumanabeech myself. Hit disobedient alliance member in head. He think better from then on. It also show others what the medicine is for bad behavior. You say equilibrium laugh at Zulu? Use Zulu? Maybe so. I shall look over situation and ponder. Who is friend who is not. What I see is nothing done, no one care until I post here. Then it got settled. If I not post here we still be fighting.

you ordered this a few days ago? we not receive any ipeace offer or communication. You have no control of this tribe member? Also I always stand grand. For I am Ubuntu the Great! King of kings the defender of innocents the lion of Africa chief of the Zulu alliance the sword of god teacher of the ignorant defender of the weak and helpless high priest of zulu land ruler of all creatures great and small faster sleeker smarter than any animal friend NATO and Templar cross people the scourge of the enemy bringer of fear to the evil ones enemy of the devil and all his minions savior of all good people's having been graced by god to carry out his word and allay his enemies

Zulu have no forums. Zulu have only 1 embassy. Zulu not on irc. We are protectorate and told it being taken care of and it not. I not know who Goon chief is or why he has no power over Goonies. Where else so I talk of such problems. Goons upset I post here. Goon attack a nation weaker than him for no reason. I had to build up NS just to help counterattack. Goon alliance 163. Zulu 13. Yet Goons upset I Post here. You should be more upset that your man starts such a war and is losing in both wars. We were part of equilibrium. Where is our back up?

Zulu stick Icklwa up buttocks of Beets. he very funny indeed with Icklwa in buttocks.

For several days now the Zulu have been defending itself against an unprovoked attack by the Goonie Beets nation of Canneda. This is a breaking of the document of surrender signed by GOONS and Zulu. We demand reparations from the GOONS and call on all signatories of the Equilibrium forces to come to our aid. If issue is not soon resolved Zulu shall declare war on GOON alliance.

ahh yes I am most learned indeed. This Keelology fellow. He have this deficiencies? I have once but go to doctor and had it removed.

Hilow it is I Ubuntu the Great! I shall be teacher of all these things to all people's. I shall learn you all the official kings English. You must follow my magnificent example and once you have mustered the English linguage we shall together learn Bemba. I shall be the professor and you my students . It shall be fun. You want gift of tact? I Ubuntu the magnificent one shall find such thing and give to you. You want maturity? We shall sit under big tree and talk to elders. You shall have grace also I Ubuntu shall grace you all with my presence. You lucky indeed I read this posting. So it is written. so it shall be.

At this time only medal that can be awarded to foreigner is the Zulu Benefactor medal. 3-4 donations of $3 mil to Zulu nations on need would deserve medal. Right now all 6 Zulu nations Are in need.

After a couple nukes. Nuked Zulu also naked. He not able to afford clothes.

I think 34 + 17 for 6 member Zulu alliance not too shabby.

Oh my. If we must apologize for confusion in posts I shall be in apology all the time.

Oh yes Zulu alliance now have blog. We most modern alliance. In blog we have Zulu national Anthem, Zulu nation chiefs song, medals awarded to foreigners, medals awarded to Zulu. Listing of Zulu wars. Listing of Zulu medals. More shall be added. You may see if you wish. http://cnzulualliance.blogspot.com/?m=0

Hilow it is I Ubuntu the Great. Zulu chant song of respect to enemy saluting the bravery of fellow warriors. Some say war good. Some say war bad. War neither. War just is. So it is written. So it will be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hxYOuTCCwE

you can't. You will not lose with Zulu on your side. Ubuntu the magnificent me shall put the final nail in their coffins. God is on your side and he has sent Ubuntu a message to kill all these bad peoples with his might and powerful sword. We shall sweep the evil enemy from the battlefields and save all the righteous allies. So it is written. So it will be.

Oh Ubuntu make boo boo. Such things here are most confusing. Too much thinking.I shall not think For rest of day.

ahhh but that not true. Milo was nuked 2 times. He has 21 soldiers NS is 375 he in peace mode now. There is no disgrace to have fought so much and manage to survive to get in pm. He Zulu hero. 1 other Zulu in Pm. Has been in PM whole time since starting CN. Other 4 Zulu still fight even if with missiles. 1 attack Zulu made sent his 1 plane against enemy. Zulu still in the fight and warriors do come out of PM when opportunity to cause damage happens. We will killen the enemy very dead very dead indeed.

these pan national people sound like they very bad. They also not respect official delegates. Polar people is good they not take such insults.

oh my goodness mr KenMorningstarypu are quite the brave talker. Not so brave though as warrior. I see from your war details screen how you pick your targets. I proudly say check mine. Also you say I dead ask you Goonies friend I beat today. You threaten to come down and fight me but then make excuse to not do so. Come I invite you. Do not talk do. you are a shame to your alliance and its allies to support Goons. Goons may become worthy enemy opponent you support you allies enemy is unworthy. i not reply again to you KenoCore. That end fun. You are no longer worthy of my conversation. You do not exist to my eyes. So it is written. So it will be. Bye bye ???? See I forget who you are. Already.