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  1. I offer 100 tech for 3 million. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=348202
  2. Nation link:http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=348202 Alliance: Angelite Are you active? Yes Do you know how to tech deal properly? Yes How many slots are you donating? One How long do you plan on doing this? As long as it is mutually agreeable.
  3. I'm interested. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=348202
  4. Dear Pope Christianity is passe in Comasylvania. You don't need to visit. However we would very much like to see the Popemobile. What is it's top speed? How quickly can it go from 0 to 60 mph? How many cubic inches does the engine have? What is it's compression ratio? Have you ever run it on nitro? How many surfboards fit on the roof?
  5. Comasylvania today started its higher education program with the purchase of Huxley stadium. Future plans include the building of Darwin stadium. President Rufus T Firefly explained "We also plan to build the rest of the university buildings eventually, but we have to build elementary schools first. Right now we have intramural football and we'll have varsity games soon. First things first."
  6. This is very disturbing, I'm a pastafist.
  7. As a Marxist I am very much aware of this sort of problem. I remember when Harpo got kicked out of the Biltmore by a false House Dick.
  8. As President of Comasylvania I speak for all our people in saying we have many questions to ask the Pope. When will the Holy Father visit Comasylvania and allay our curiosity. Just Curious -Rufus T. Firefly
  9. During the reception the Ambassador from (Marxist) Comasylvania asked "Hey, whatta abouta the artista no longer known asa the artist formerly known as Prince? Itsa the wrong reception."
  10. Rufus T. Firefly was on hand for the ribbon cutting ceremony of the newest factory in Plopsburg, Comasylvania. This high tech marvel employs the latest advances in robotics to boos production to unheard of levels. "Comasylvania is no longer dependant upon foriegn manufactories for our supply of whoppee cushions." exclaimed a beaming Firefly. Rufus was pretty happy, too.
  11. The Pope will be visiting Comasylvania on his World Tour for Peace, Rufus T. Firefly announced in the Nations capitol of Plopsdorf today. The faithful will be able to attend a bingo game held in the Popes honor.
  12. Actually, we were hoping for Pope John Paul George Ringo. We are new to Christianity and have many questions.
  13. The Nation of Comasylvania has just converted to Christianity and extends an invitation to Pope John Paul George.
  14. Comasylvania today converted from Judaism to Christianity but vowed to keep all the kosher delis. Comasylvania president Rufus T. Firefly refused to comment on wether this was a permanent change or would only last until he had a complete collection of those little comic books.
  15. You German themed guys should sit on your pointy helmets.
  16. Of course it's better! How is anyone going to beat a burning fuel truck.
  17. Thats unique. Your national symbol is a head on collision with a fuel truck. I thought we were special in Comasylvania with a fossilised Gasosaurus on our banner.
  18. All dressed up and no place to go!
  19. President Rufus T. Firefly cut the cheese while cutting the ribbon on the Acme factory in Plopsdorf, Comasylvania earlier today. This marks Comasylvania's start as an industrial nation. Acme manufactures rocket powered rollerskates, do-it-yourself catapults, atomic mouse disintegrators, and paint. Acme management is especially proud of their paint line which includes colors like railroad tunnel and invisible. Acme products are available through mailorder and delivery time is never over 2 seconds.
  20. I think we should hold the Mayo, not the election. Who's idea was it to have a paypal election anyway. You're all a bunch of crooks.
  21. "pleezta meetcha, your Imperial Majesty" said Rufus T. Firefly who always bows, "I'm Rufus T. Firefly, president of Comasylvania. Would you like a cigar? Of course not! Then why did you mention it? Is that food kosher?"
  22. Comasylvania opened its Foreign Ministry and Pay Day Loan facility in the harbor town of Sweethaven, it was announced today. Comasylvania is an active tech seller and the foreign ministry will carry a complete line of Lotto scratch offs for the convenience of tech buyers.
  23. Rufus T Firefly announced today that Comasylvania will no longer have Voodoo as the National religion. Henceforth, we will all be Kosher Scandinavians, oy gevault.
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