THE RIA! HOORAY!
Welcome to the recruitment topic for the RIA. Before continuing onward, I must issue a brief disclaimer. This recruitment topic is prone to sporadic bouts of nonsense. If you suffer from a medical condition concerning sporadic bouts of nonsense, please continue no further. Consider yourself warned.
Who are we? That's simple: we are the RIA, also known as the
RANDOM
INSANITY
ALLIANCE
I'm sure you're wondering just why you would want to join an organization such as ours. Well, we offer many useful tools for you new people, such as:
-$3,000,000 just for joining!
-A free harbor once you get your first 1,000 citizens!
-Lots of random insanity!
-Mysterious, secret rewards for staying with us!
-A sexy administration/cabinet/whatever-they-call-it-these-days who'll tend to your every need!
-Free potty training!
-The opportunity to get power and stuff like that!
-Lots of lulz! =D
-Our impressive military force, the bRIgades, is always here to protect our members!
How do you go about joining such an amazingly awesome alliance of sexy? Simple: go to our forum and sign up!
Now, our constRItution is right here, so get to know it!
RIA Forums#RIA on Coldfront
RIA Stats
Government (June):
Triumvir ~ Azural
Triumvir ~ Moth
Triumvir ~ Delta1212
Head of Economics ~ Arsenal10
Head of Foreign Affars ~ Psychotic Dictator
Head of Internal Affairs ~ Invincible13Matt
Head of Military Organization ~ Lord Doom
Head of Recruitment ~ Vintus
*Azural throws a cupcake