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  5. Ninth-Tenth War Stats

    in TE OWF Archive

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    [quote name='Fisher X' date='16 March 2010 - 08:25 PM' timestamp='1268785874' post='2227800']
    LOL

    Nobody responded, so I didn't take that to know if it was a good thing or bad. We've always used stats (since they were launched of course) to track progress. The stats rarely lie.

    I thought I would share with all of the combatants, rather than just our forum. I'll post one more round with updates.


    Are there any other key measures that would be useful?

    Fish
    [/quote]

    I agree you should do this for every war. I was going to respond but I didn't want to ruin it :P

  7. Imperial Decree - New Purple Order

    in TE OWF Archive

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    [center][img]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/NAscar8fanga/48435636-1.png[/img]
    [b][size="5"]Imperial Decree of Imperial Decrees[/size][/b][/center]

    This Imperial Decree is to Decree the change of title for Purple Unity TE announcements to Imperial Decrees cause I like Imperial Decrees :D


    That is all.

    owai... There was something about that we decided to change our official flag to the one above instead of the one without the barb wire and holes in it. Hmmm I guess that's what I was supposed to announce......


    Imperial Decree signed by
    [i]Nascar8Fanga of Acturea, Imperial Decree'er of Purple Unity
    Warmongrel, Assistant Imperial Decree'er of Purple Unity
    Stackz P, Director of War Imperial Decrees[/i]

  13. Announcement from Purple Jungle Accords

    in TE OWF Archive

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    [center][img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6613/uja2.jpg[/img][IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/NAscar8fanga/48435636-1-2.png[/IMG]
    [size="7"][b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords Amendment and Changes [/b][/size]
    [/center]

    Because of our increasingly loving of each other we have decided to add an Amendment to the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b].

    [b]Amendment 1[/b]
    [quote] In the event that any treaties interfere with the Defense or if need be Aggression of the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b] the other treaty will be considered null for this instance. This treaty may supercede any other treaty that Purple Unity or UJA has.[/quote]

    Also the Termination Clause will be changed from
    [quote]Article VIII - Termination
    If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other 72 hours in advance where the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of the aforementioned period.[/quote]

    to

    [quote]Article VIII - Termination
    If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other in advance of there intent to withdraw and then the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of the current round.[/quote]

    Making the full [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b] as follows

    [spoiler][center][b][size="6"]The[color="#800080"] Purple[/color] [color="#008000"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/size][/b][/center]
    [quote]The Purple Jungle Accords
    PU-UJA MDAP

    Article I - Sovereignty
    Both signatories shall retain their sovereignty and shall not take any action, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory.

    Article II - Non-aggression
    Both signatories pledge to refrain from any attacks upon the other, be it directly or indirectly. Both signatories shall not condone any acts of aggression toward the other nor use sanctions upon the other. Both signatories also pledge that diplomacy shall be the first action taken in any incident.

    Article III - Mutual Defense
    An act of war upon one signatory is to be considered an act of war upon the other and will be responded to with all available force.

    Article IV - Mutual Aggression
    If a signatory wishes to pursue a offensive war and a request for assistance has been sent to the other signatory, then the respective signatory is required to provide assistance in any way they can, be it militarily or otherwise.

    Article V - Civility
    Both signatories and its respective members shall remain civil to the other in any public area and any disagreements shall be solved through private channels.

    Article VI - Communication
    Both signatories shall remain in constant communication, either through forums or other forms of contact.

    Article VII - Espionage
    Neither signatory shall engage in any acts of espionage or conduct any acts malicious in nature toward the other signatory, including but not limited to condoning acts of aggression upon the other and aiding an enemy. If any information is found that concerns either signatory, the other shall provide said information immediately and without delays.

    Article VIII - Termination
    If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other in advance of there intent to withdraw and then the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of the current round.

    Amendment I
    In the event that any treaties interfere with the Defense or if need be Aggression of the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b] the other treaty will be considered null for this instance. This treaty may supercede any other treaty that Purple Unity or UJA has.

    /s/

    For UJA:

    [i]CodyHaner, Speaker of the [color="#008000"][b]UJA[/b][/color][/i]

    For Purple Unity TE:

    [i]Thom98 (The Old Guy Down the Road) President [color="#800080"][b]Purple Unity[/b][/color]
    Nascar8fanga of Acturea, Director of Foreign Affairs of [color="#800080"][b]Purple Unity[/b][/color] [color="#FF0000"][b]TE[/b][/color][/i][/quote] [/spoiler]

    [center][b][size="6"] Declaration of War by UJA
    Recognition of War by Purple Unity[/size][/b][/center]

    UJA recognizes the attack on itself by The Society per Article III of the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b].
    [quote]Article III - Mutual Defense
    An act of war upon one signatory is to be considered an act of war upon the other and will be responded to with all available force.[/quote]

    And therefore declares war upon The Society.

    UJA also recognizes the attacks of espionage of Légalement Coupable on Purple Unity and there for declares war on LC per Article III of the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b].


    Purple Unity recognizes the Declaration of War by The Society against Purple Unity and offers this quote of a song to help them understand how we feel.
    [i]
    [center][quote]Now The dark begins to rise, save your breath it's far from over
    Leave the lost and dead behind, nows your chance to run for cover
    I don't want to change the world, I just want to leave it colder
    Light the fuse and burn it up, take the path that leads to nowhere
    All is lost again, but I'm not giving in

    I Will Not Bow, I Will Not Break
    I Will shut the world away
    I will not fall, I will not fade
    I will take your breath away

    Fall!

    Watch the end from dying eyes, now the dark is taking over
    Show me where forever dies
    Take the fall and run to heaven
    All is lost again but I'm not giving in

    I will not bow, I will not break
    I will shut the world away
    I will not fall, I will not fade
    I will take your breath away[/quote][/center][/i]*


    Signed for the [b][color="#9932CC"]Purple[/color] [color="#00FF00"]Jungle[/color] Accords[/b]
    /s/

    For UJA:

    [i]CodyHaner, Speaker of [color="#008000"][b]UJA[/b][/color][/i]

    For Purple Unity TE:

    [i]Thom98 (The Old Guy Down the Road) President [color="#800080"][b]Purple Unity[/b][/color]
    Nascar8fanga of Acturea, Director of Foreign Affairs of [color="#800080"][b]Purple Unity[/b][/color] [color="#FF0000"][b]TE[/b][/color][/i]



    *I will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin

  19. Announcement from Purple Unity

    in TE OWF Archive

    Posted

    [quote name='marcus the great' date='15 February 2010 - 09:07 PM' timestamp='1266282453' post='2183802']
    you sir are highly mistaken, don't worry. PU will lose this war.
    [/quote]

    Oh please you make me laugh. Ask SOS I don't give up, they basically ZIed me but I rerolled and came back. We will surrender over my dead body. SO basically I'm waiting for you mean ole' friends :)

  24. Announcement from Purple Unity

    in TE OWF Archive

    Posted · Edited by President Gunn

    [center][IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/NAscar8fanga/48435636-1.png[/IMG]

    Declaration of Love brought to you by [s]Nascar[/s] Purple Unity TE[/center]

    So over in PU's big nifty war planning room we were trying to figure out who to declare on when all of a sudden it poped into our heads. So we went to work trying to make our big nifty target lists and plan out the maximum way to cause pain to this special AA for a week. Mean while over in PU's nifty Military Intelligence Unit they got wind of our AA going to war with The Vault but we didn't care we decided this AA must burn to the ground! So after we contacted Mr. ShadyBob of The Vault he sent us something.

    [img]http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/upload/2009/04/ham_and_cheese/ham-sandwich.jpg[/img]

    Except this is just a random photo because they were so good we ate them all up. I mean seriously best sandwich ever... period. So we then decided not only should we let LC have a chance to end PU since Marcus has always wanted to, that we also better go protect The Vault's amazing sandwich making plant so we immediately finished drawing up the plans to not only finish our infiltration of Marcus's horrible little palace but to also defend the sandwich plant. All in all we had a bunch of fat soldiers running around with their stomachs filled with Ham and Cheese sandwiches :D

    tl;dr Purple Unity TE declares war on LC oh and there is something to do with Marcus having a spy in our alliance. That is frowned upon :(

    Oh we do need these sigs to make sure this is official...

    [i]Signed for the immediate destruction of LC
    Thom98 - President of Purple Unity TE
    Nascar8FanGA of Acturea, Director of Foreign Affairs for Purple Unity TE
    Rudekker of MIlwaukee, Director of Defense for Purple Unity TE
    Stackz P of UN6000 (Buddyboyrollin), Assistant Director of Defense for Purple Unity TE
    Rotty of Giggles, Destroyer of Worlds for Purple Unity TE
    Infopowerbroker, Director of Idiosyncratic Idioms for Purple Unity TE
    HisK OwNs YoU, Harmful Executive Director and Nascar lover :wub:
    Warmongrel of Sunshine Nation, Founder of Purple Unity TE
    Psych21 of Imperial Sparta
    Armen of Hortzonion, Embassador Deadly for Purple Unity TE[/i]

  25. It's the end of the world

    in TE OWF Archive

    Posted

    [quote name='marcus the great' date='14 February 2010 - 03:56 PM' timestamp='1266177417' post='2181098']
    Why the harsh reaction. I'll tell you what just go make me my damn Sammich.
    [/quote]

    I told you yesterday, I ate it! It was the best ham and cheese sandwhich ever.

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