[Winter is Here]

Non-existent Sekrit treaties ftw?

[""How soft your fields so green"]

[ooc]That graphic is beautiful though[/ooc]

[Non Grata Declaration of War]

Welcome to the party, NG.

[Legion Declaration of War]

Hey Legion, I thought you were gonna have at least 30 guys on this evening to hit us? I just did a quick count and I'm not sure you made that...

[Legion Declaration of War]

Oh, Legion. Never change.

[NPO Declaration of War and Sing-Along War Report]

Disappointing and anti-Francoist, old comrades.

I'm sorry, who are you? 
 

You flatter me. Onward Palmettia. Onward Paradoxia. Destroy them.

We're both going to enjoy this, Ardus. 
 

Wait, you mean the last war was supposed to take out OUR top tiers? ahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
 
Sorry, couldn't help myself. But otherwise very classy war declaration, one of the best I've seen in recent memory. Best of luck, combatants.

I believe this is where I throw in a COME AT ME BRO. Did I do that right? 
 

Fixed that for you two. Also, don't make yourselves strangers. It's been too long.

:wub: Staggie 
 

He's certainly emperor of something, given the CB is based entirely around him.

Emperor of our hearts, I believe is his current title.

[There's Always Something Formal about the Point of a Pistol]

You're cute. Welcome to the party.

To the point, straight forward, and short.

Three things you cannot say about Pacifica's long-winded DoW.

I may be late to the party but this should be lots of fun. My people were getting a little restless. ;)

o/ MI6

Et tu, Brute? :P

[Order on Order - The new OoO]

Well met, Polaris. Fratricide will never again be quite as fun and, hopefully, useful. o/

[A Kaskus Announcement.]

That was funny. Do you do stand up comedy by any chance?
Actually now that I think about it, it would've been a lot funnier if you got someone from NPO or NG to slave their way out here to the OWF and say that for you. Then the lulz may had truly commenced.

Kindly don't drag us into this cesspit of stupidity, kthnxbai.

[WAR!!!!!!]

Attacking a nation of the CIN, attacking several non-affiliated nations, treating their small members with no respect, having an evil dictator, starting so many wars, and having so many enemies.

I've never been called an evil dictator before. You just made my day, child.

[The return of TIO (Yes we were gone for a bit)]

Congrats, DDL. I look forward to working with you.

Edit: Yes, late congrats is late. Sorry :)

[DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE Terms of Service]

I for one am glad DBDC is finally giving in to cultural norms and announcing their existence. About damned time.

Let me help you out there.
 
If your alliance and Fark and TPF, etc. consider DBDC to be nothing more than a high end pirate haven, therefore a collection of rogues, have at it and have fun.  Hell bring in more friends if you want and spread the hurt you're going to suffer around a bit.
 
If you consider DBDC to be a legitimate alliance that is engaging in wars against other alliances, then stop arguing here with people who have every reason to deny they are engaged in alliance warfare, start up a coalition channel, and plan a much larger war to include DBDC and its allies.
 
It's simple, really.

Spread the hurt? More like spread the fun, amirite?

[MI6 Election Results]

Congrats, Stagger. Never forget the NIO :)

[Old Habits Die Hard]

Very happy for this treaty. Grats, guys o/

[Announcement from the Mushroom Kingdom]

o/ to a forever worthy opponent. Adminspeed to your next destination, ladies and gents (let's be real, there are no real ladies in MK).

[When Platysphere won't take you, you go to Plan B.]

Congrats to my two allies and one friend for joining together. I'm not sure what to buy for a wedding gift, where are y'all registered?

[GOONS Treaty Announcement]

If GOONS be with us, who be against us?

Gonna go out on a limb here and say you already know the answer to that question...

[Maestro’s Sing-Along Decennial Report for the New Pacific Order]

Now you two, go take your petty bickering elsewhere. This thread is about how awesome Pacifica is. :P

[Peter's Gotta Find More Pickled Peppers To Pick: A Joint Announcement from the Viridian Entente and the Independent Republic of Orange Nations]

Congrats, gents. o/

[Disaster Hits Bob]

If you're looking for your daily ration of bacon, it's up in the air at this point.

[xodaraP eht fo redrO ehT morf tnemecnuonnA nA]

Good to see Ardus back in a quasi-not-over-Arduous-yet-meaningful role.  Awesome TOP!    :ehm:   <---this eyebrow pumping exhausts me.  Try it.
 
 
 
EDIT: [sp]

That was terrible and you should feel terrible.

[IRON announcement]

Congrats and good luck to your new government.

o/

[From the Kashmiri Consular Office of Bear Force One]

I like the cut of your jib, Kashmir.

o/ to ONAPs.

[From the War Office of Bear Force One]

There was an IQ to drop?  :huh:

Not much of one after all the Colombian marching powder I've bought from you, but some. :P

[De Holer Overeenkomst]

The spawn of Tronix is just as talented at graphics as the man himself is? I'll be damned.

Congrats to both parties.