[Announcement from the Global Order of Darkness]

seriously I just wanna kill something

Yes, we all know how the duck feels.

[Announcement from the Global Order of Darkness]

TORN's cool. TORN's moral. TORN are good people.

Sad that GOD are like... Blind to this.

I've added illustrations to your post.

[Announcement from the Global Order of Darkness]

Manufacture? TORN? Really?

It's a shame to be accused of such things, especially with a history like ours. I'm sure the facts will show us to be acting exactly as we have in the past.

I can't tell if this is intentionally ironic or not.

[You know you've overdosed on CN when...]

When you order a pair of dice that have threes on every side.

[An Official Announcement from Sparta]

OMG MY SIX IS SO HARD OMG OMG OMG OMG

[Announcement from the Global Order of Darkness]

We can work it out!

[A REASON.]

It's because something hungers, though I can't remember what.

[Poison Clan hereby]

Oh mushi, you never cease to amaze me.

[How Much time before the War starts?]

Oh please ocho. You're smart enough to know war tactics. Don't play stupid.

Anyways, I say within 0-2 days.

In what way was I playing stupid?

[How Much time before the War starts?]

Earlier at the super secret TORN - Valhalla meeting:

Val: Ready for war?

TORN: Hell ya!

Val: Time for a duckroll?

TORN: Hell ya!

Val: Well you know what that means...

Val and TORN: PEACE MODE!

*all roll to peace

Oh, my six is so hard.

[LoSS restructuring]

That hard enough?

[RAD Declaration of War]

This warrants a

[LoSS restructuring]

I've seen harder.

[The German Empire: Further Industrialization]

TORN could do it if they wanted.

Yes, yes of course. It makes sense, really. I could fly if I just hungered for wings.

[The German Empire: Further Industrialization]

congrats, onwards to 3 million.

Woah, woah, woah. Just because you reach 2m NS doesn't mean you'll eventually reach 3m.

[Joint TORN-Zenith Announcement]

My deepest condolences.

[The FEAR in the heart of NATO]

Wow that's quite the crafty thread title.

Oh yeah, they rolled a ha... oh, what's the turn of phrase I'm looking for?

Darn, lost it. Maybe next time.

[TORN Announcement]

I recall many times TORN had the cajones to fight. Nice one though.

Oh yeah, they've rolled some hard sixes. No doubt.

[Announcement from The Order of the Paradox]

I'm not even sure what I'd be couped from.

[Announcement from The Order of the Paradox]

hey guys i heard u didnt get invited to the tc meeting t/f?

Sometimes tC just has to roll a hard six. It happens.

[Nueva Vida Announcement]

New flags, no tech raiding, and no EZI/PZI.

Wow, NV, you've rolled three very hard sixes.

[TORN Announcement]

I am full of shack and awe.

Everyone is rolling hard sixes today!

[Announcement from The Order of the Paradox]

Way to roll a hard six, TOP.

[A Decree from Sparta]

[bagdad bob picture]

there is no new bloc being formed.

[bagdad bob picture]

"There is no new bloc being formed by my former alliance either." -Mogar

[EX-CIS Members]

OOOH, where's what's his name? The one who deleted and swore vengeance. Ah yes, itt was Xen. He was my favorite.