Nutty Carrot Cakes

But he makes me laugh so much

First of all pay no attention to Shovel, he doesn't speak for SLCB We only started to allow raiding on a limited scale recently on a trial-like basis. However, following a prior incident we made stricter our raiding policy to avoid another such situation, so that people who wanted to raid would have to check 1) the nation bio of ALL nations in the alliance, 2) the wiki, 3) the forums, for a protectorate agreement. This change was implemented after the raid to which this thread refers started. For those in micro-alliances who want to avoid being raided, I would recommend you make clear your protection in nation bios. We don't seek to make you all hate us so as a further precaution, no further SLCB raids are going to be allowed on nations of ANY alliance affiliation (except "none").

Congratulations hopefully the first of many such announcements etc. Nice flag B T W

Nonsense, we can't really put up with him much longer. It's ok though, iFok have offered to take him back he'll get a job working for ikMark.

But one of more annoying members is there riding a tractor whilst being an emo

You could just disagree with SLCB instead of making this thread in a rubbish attempt at mocking us. It's threads like this that make me want to ZI you all. Please try and be classy

I didn't realise our behind was so picturesque

This needs no comment. You should all be ashamed of yourself for this thread.

Well it isn't me suckling you

The rest of the bloc has been actively working together on a number of things, including the move to purple. It is unfortunate that Iunctus did not involve itself so much, and that this is the result. Good luck for the future

Don't be ridiculous, I can't be diplomatic. That's why we have Koel I'd say some insults about your anatomy or family but mods will be watching

Who let you out your cage

Good evening Planet Bob. Just a quick announcement to let you all know of some recent changes to the government of SLCB. Jingoist (aka tiznoast) has stepped down as General after many months of service in order to pay more attention to his latest hobby, "being a Father". We expect him to get bored of it and come crawling back very soon. To replace Jingoist and to fill our equal-opportunities quota, I have been selected to become a General. imbored24470 has moved from her former Council post as Director of Diplomacy, and has become a Laureate. Koel has moved from Director of Defence to Director of Diplomacy, to fill the void. Last but not least we have a newcomer to the Council, replacing Koel as Director of Defence; Jackalope. A handsome man of average intelligence, we are certain he will serve SLCB in exemplary fashion. Good day, sirs.

Haflinger, I am nearly never not in the channel. If you have a really burning issue with us you can tell me and I'll either sort it or pass it on to someone else. Or we could just air dirty washing publicly, that's my preferred method B)

ogodai/shovel

I will attack any SLCB members I like, they are all !@#$%^.

Seriously why are we allied with this people? Babynoast is capable of better photoshop skills than this! I am outraged!

The box would never tell you to destroy another box, so it is an impossible scenario.

So this is all very much like the army.

no u

i wanna thank my mom and dad for all the support and i wanna thank all the fans that made it all possible GOD BLESS YOU ALL o/ us

He likes to think he is, far from the reality though. But sure, let's swap

Gov needs moar J-O-R-A-C-Y

How on Earth is this going to take a year? http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/New_Pac...he_Pacific_Bank Now I assume nobody else is writing that stuff... As for them being the biggest/harshest terms ever, NPO is the biggest alliance to ever be defeated. Get a sense of proportion. Furthermore, they are without a doubt the most deserving of harsh terms - I have no idea how many communities they destroyed. Edit: I forgot the bit about the reps being altered depending on ability to pay. You chose this path NPO

This was a possibility, and almost happened - but SLCB wanted a go