Sir Paul

Dear Ragashingo, Windsor, et al. Your comments have been duly noted and scribed in the Pacifican register. Agents of the Emperor will go over every word and thoughtfully reflect on the contents of your posts. The Order thanks you for your comments on Pacifican policy, and we hope that you continue to be a part of the process. It's people like you who make the system work. If you have any additional suggestions on how the Order should conduct its business, please feel free to make them below. Best Wishes, Sir Paul Imperial Clerk of the New Pacific Order

Hmm... I could either point out that the NPO did this to train young nations and recently raised the price the tech corps receives to help encourage growth in smaller nations, as well as talk at length about Pacifican foreign policy, but I think I'll go down a different road so effectively used against many of my productions: The original post includes images used without the creator’s permission. The New Pacific Order hereby request Schattenmann cease and desists in utilizing NPO images without permission.

Try this http://67.228.177.15:9034/listen.pls

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(OOC: Due to a complaint from an uninvolved party, Admin ruled that MK images would constitute OOC payment for an IC action and thus, un-Cybertutional. While the NPO still acknowledges the high quality of MK images, the Director of PNN was forbidden from requesting/demanding any images from MK.) And now we know the history of CN!

American Election Coverage! You can now view our LIVE American Election Coverage 2008 LIVE American Election Coverage : Sponsored by the Mostly Harmless Alliance

Shamshir is the sponsor of PNN's American Federal Election coverage with a winning bid of 450 tech. Also, PNN will now commence our Canadian Election coverage: Nothing happnened. That concludes PNN's Canadian Election coverage.

This is the business thread for the Pacific News Network and the archive thread for CyberNations Quarterly. To start a new thread would clutter the forums and be a repeat topic. tl:dr No. EDIT: *facepalm*

American Election Coverage! As some of you know, the Pacific News Network's Tabloid Tribune has a long and glorious history of covering the American Federal Election. We stepped into the absurdity of the 2004 election and are holding our nose to bring the world the American Election Coverage it truly deserves. The Tabloid Tribune provides in-depth coverage of the issues, candidates, positions, all culminating in live election coverage on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November in years divisible by four. This year, the Tabloid Tribune will be hitting the hard issues ignored by the Mainstream Media: A learned religious debate about whether Barak Obama is the Messiah, the Anti-Christ, or just a crypto-Muslim. When John McCain says “My Friends,” is he really talking about us or about his Vietnamese comrades who brain-washed him? Why Joe Biden supports a McCain presidency. Potential career options for Sarah Palin after she loses the election. Our team of correspondents will also be covering the balance of power in the United States Congress as the Democrat Party continues their march to a filibuster-proof sixty senate votes so they can finally give every American the three A’s that George McGovern was unable to provide: Amnesty, Abortion and Acid. Not to mention free* healthcare, free* retirement, free* prescription drugs, free* housing assistance, free* mass transit, and a free* pony. (*these things may actually cost someone money) The Republicans will be running hard on their triple G ticket: Guns, God and Greed, reminding you that homosexuals want to devalue your marriage and force your children to read Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, and Heather Has Two Mommies. We’ll also be following important propositions in the western states (eastern states tend not to believe in democracy and hence, no ballot propositions) such as the California Constitutional Amendment to over-turn the California Supreme Court’s over-turning of the proposition to define marriage as a contract between a man and a woman. As always, in order to ensure that we can bring you completely unbiased, fair and balanced news free of influence with the highest moral integrity, we will be soliciting sponsorships for PNN’s coverage of the American Federal Election. Due to the fast pace of November 4, PNN will not be showing videos and will be covering the event either through the use of text or audio. Your message will be incorporated into our coverage in which every format we use, and if you wish to prepare a video of any length, PNN will be happy to link to it several times during our coverage. All bidding must be done in units of technology. Bidder must have a minimum of five nations willing and able to send said technology in a reasonable timeframe (minimum five deliveries once every 15 days, preferably once every 10 days) or bidder and bidder’s associates will be turned over to an aggressive collections agency. Winning bid will be the one who meets the above qualifications and is the highest bid posted in this thread by Tuesday’s update (October 14, 2008 10:00 PM, Pacific Daylight Savings Time). ----- Written by Sir Paul The Tabloid Tribune: One step ahead of the Truth Proudly Part of PNN

I'd like to remind everyone that this thread is for the business of CNQ and not what is on the NPO forums. Back on topic: VE has won the bid and will sponsor the issue.

Help Wanted Hello Citizens! As you can see by the current bid, being on the CNQ staff is like an HOV for your national treasury. If you have an interest in writing the news or photoshopping, please send me a PM stating which you'd like to do. If we use your work, expect your aid slots to be filled.

PaulsLIST Returns Due to incredible demand, the Pacific News Network has decided to reinstate PaulsLIST starting with Tabloid Tribune #150. As many of you are aware, the New Pacific Order is responsible for all violence, pain, suffering, and destruction in the world, so each issue we will dedicate all receipts to a deserving alliance that the Order has wronged in the past as a way to make up for our sins. Issue 150's recipient will be the alliance California. A protectorate of The Phoenix Federation, this alliance that was uninvolved in the Karma Conflict was tech-raided by Poison Clan during the Karma War. After the right people objected to this invasion, Poison Clan agreed to pay reparations to this alliance. However, no payments have happened (they can free up war slots for a raid but not aid slots for reparations. Interesting.) This is, of course, the Order's fault because had we handled the war better and defeated the forces of Karma, we would have been able to help TPF grind Poison Clan into a paste and enforce a timely repayment schedule. While the forces of justice are busy counting their loot, we here at PNN believe that California deserves something to help kick-start their rebuilding efforts, especially when Poison Clan refuses. California, on behalf of the Order, I'm sorry, and offer you my sincere apologies. Standard rates for a PaulsLIST posting are $15 million. Ads written with the assistance of PNN staff are $30 million (and can go longer than the maximum). The first ad (which gets an associated picture and caption) is allocated by sealed bid (minimum $30 million). Make sure your ad is funny, fresh, witty, and about 6 lines or less. Send a PM to Sir Paul with your ad and any questions you may have.

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