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  1. Private:

    President Jake headdesk repeatedly

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    Public:

    Seems like whenever GNR is losing, it just has to fire off all of their WMDs. WMDs are for the weak.

    As a result of this, Great Lakes State has activated their emergency plans, in case if the radiation and the diseases spread into North America.

  2. TUO HQ:

    The GLS law authorities and the military finally fought their way in after two days of fighting. Some of the surviving TUO members fought on, but many others attempted to escape. What the law authorities and the military did not expect was a swarm of 50 cars bursting out of the building, including 3 tanks. The TUO tanks were blown up quickly and the cars were fired at, but the surviving 19 cars that made it out of the shooting continue to try to fled. 30 local, state, and federal police cars chased after the gang cars.

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    The car last in the line

    Driver (Kevien): "Do we have any weapons?"

    Passenger (Bob: "Yep, no need to worry."

    Police helicopter bull horn: "PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL FLATTEN YOUR TIRES!"

    Bob opens the window and dumps out the thumbtacks, resulting in several police cars' tires being blown, and sent 10 police cars skidding everywhere, causing the other police cars to crash into their buddies.

    Kevien: Ugh, more police cars.

    Bob: No problem.

    Bob digs around in the car, and finds a still smelly bag of dog poo

    Bob: Oh they are going to love this...

    Police car's bull horn: "Pull over or it will get messy for you!"

    Bob opens the bag of dog poo and throws at a police car, causing the driver to unable to see and panic and smash into several other police cars.

    Kevien: Heh, I doubt they are going to shoot at us. $100 says they aren't going to.

    Bob: 100 ham sandwiches say they are going to.

    Police officers open fire at them

    Bob: You lost.

    Kevien: Did not. You see, this car is still driving fine.

    Rear car tires get blown off by the police officer's machine gun fires and the car skids around out of control.

    Bob: Now is it?

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    Hello Kitty gang mission: Disease hostage

    Goal: Capture the Center of Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) and the Military Disease Engineering and Storage facility. Then threaten to release all of the hazardous diseases, such as the Great Lakes Killer Flu (a disease that lead to the destruction of the nation), Diberian Zombie Virus, and Rage Parasite (small outbreak occurred in the nation, but was stopped before it got worse). Then demand $100 million ransom to avoid having to release all of the diseases.

    Progress: Just started...

  3. Classified:

    Anti-aircraft and missile systems-15% completed

    Artillery gun placements-10% completed

    Border walls-0% completed

    "Natural" wall-18% completed

    No man land construction-11% completed

    Radar stations- 12% completed

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    Highly classified:

    (All major military bases)

    Main elevator shafts: 19% completed

    Emergency exit stations-0%

    Emergency exit elevator shafts: 0%

    Underground bases-0%

    Underground rail tunnels blue-0%

    Underground rail tunnels pink-0%

  4. Deadly anti-aircraft fireworks:

    Estimated completion: 25%

    Comments: The flash powder that was the strongest emitted most amount of light and sound, nearly 4x higher than some of those Class B display fireworks. However, we are not sure if it could actually disturb an aircraft's supersonic flows. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_wave

    OOC: Is it possible to endanger an supersonic aircraft with extremely high level of noise?

  5. you know several countries have taken to landing their aircraft on long strips of highway. Just make certain points of the roads reinforced for aircraft handling, and deploy the fighters and such out of barns.

    But then if your enemy finds out, then they will start bombing the highway system to pieces and any buildings that look like it could shelter an airplane.

  6. OOC: Just so you know, HHAYD, all of our pilots, soldiers, and military personnel are equipped with helmets which would shield their eyes from that.

    OOC: You are going to need some serious sunglasses if those fireworks are directed toward your soldiers.

  7. We are providing industrial support for any nations fighting against GNR. If you wish for us to produce certain products, please submit a production plan for it. If you are worried about submitting the production plan, you may sent in other people to build the production machines.

    Also, we are designing something nasty for the GNR. Very useful...

    fireworks.jpg

    Now time the strength of those by five and use it against enemy aircrafts, soldiers, vehicles, and naval ships by delivering them through artillery shells, rockets, or missiles. Lots of blinded and stunned enemy pilots, soldiers, and naval sailors, not to mention nasty burns and painful death.

  8. OOC: OK. Thanks. :)

    OOC: Wait, am I allow to RP the development of special fireworks launched through rockets? Even though they don't exist in RL (never heard of a nation's military that uses fireworks against enemies), it is possible to build one. Take a powerful missile, load it with the upgraded Class A fireworks, and fire it using the Track-via-missile system: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Track-via-missile

    I think you would know what will happen if jet bomber/fighter pilots get blinded by the flashes and has several anti-aircraft missiles flying toward them.

  9. Classified to Xaristan and Hanseatic Commonwealth:

    We are willing to help, but our military nor defense system is ready. We can provide war supplies, equipments, weapons, food, medical aid, and money.

    We are also wanting to test out our new weapons on at least once during a battle...

    (OOC: Its Class A fireworks, most dangerous types. :P )

  10. Anti aircraft gel development:

    Current stats on the gel, classified document:

    Estimated completion: 60% stalled

    Can it glow in the dark?: Yes

    Black?: Yes

    Mess up radio waves?: Yes

    Sticky on all types of metal and glass?: Yes

    Comments: None, in progress of finding a more stable molecule.

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    Insect repellent:

    Estimated completion: 30%

    Comments: Found a new set of compounds that is stable and functions like ordinary insect repellent. It turned out it didn't repel insects, it killed them within 30 seconds. Currently waiting for the tested animals' reactions to the chemical.

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    Anti-biotic:

    Estimated completion: 16%

    Comments: Currently looking for a molecule that is more stable.

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    Deadly anti-aircraft fireworks:

    Estimated completion: 15%

    Comments: A new type of flash powder is being developed. The powder is designed to emit dangerous level of brightness and sound to stun and blind enemy pilots.

    OOC: Assume all researches on the first three topics to be stalled until my nation hits first world level.

  11. You could also use your Military Advisor tool to max out your military and see what your nation can support, without incurring extra upkeep expenses or breaking surrender terms. However, make sure you RP the expenses of having a full standing army.

    I like that suggestion. I do not want to harm my IG nation's growth just because I needed a navy, CMs, and aircrafts for CNRP.

  12. Classified:

    Anti-aircraft and missile systems-10% completed

    Artillery gun placements-9% completed

    Border walls-0% completed

    "Natural" wall-8% completed

    No man land construction-5% completed

    Radar stations- 5% completed

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    Highly classified:

    (All major military bases)

    Main elevator shafts: 19% completed

    Emergency exit stations-0% completed

    Emergency exit elevator shafts: 0%

    Underground bases-0% completed

    Underground rail tunnels blue-0%

    Underground rail tunnels pink-0%

    Another edit to the plans, for security, there will be an inner wall made up of mostly insulation to keep the vibration and noise level down. The concrete wall will also be furthered reinforced with steel arch beams inside, and the concrete wall will be thicken from 6 to 8 meters thick. Engineers will also constantly monitor the vibrations from the ground level and lower the depth of the tunnels until the vibrations are hardly noticed by the monitors or when it is impossible to drill the rock.

    EDIT: Fatal engineering and calculating error. It turns out that there needs to be more reinforcing for the tunnels, and the cost was way underestimated. Tunneling project will be delayed once the main elevator shafts are completed until future notice.

  13. Another question, what if you are a modern nation, but doesn't have an IG air force since there is no threat anytime soon (and I can instantly buy airplanes if I get attacked)? Would that mean you can't have an airforce in CNRP?

  14. OOC: You can't go too much deeper, maybe an hundred meters or so more before it becomes unplausible.

    OOC: And how come? There are mines that drilled much deeper than 300 meters:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining

    As of 2008, the deepest mine in the world is TauTona in Carletonville, South Africa at 3.9 kilometers[29], replacing Savuka Mine in the North West Province of South Africa at 3,774 meters[30]. East Rand Mine in Boksburg, South Africa briefly held the record at 3,585 meters, and the first mine declared the deepest in the world was also TauTona when it was at 3,581 meters. The deepest mine in Europe is Pyhäsalmi Mine in Pyhäjärvi, Finland at 1,444 meters. The second deepest mine in Europe is Boulby Mine England at 1,400 meters (shaft depth 1,100 meters)

    The deepest open pit mine in the world is Bingham Canyon Mine in Bingham Canyon, Utah, United States at over 1,200 meters. The largest and second deepest open pit copper mine in the world is Chuquicamata in Chuquicamata, Chile at 900 meters, 940,600 tons of copper and 17,700 tons of molybdenum produced annually.[citation needed]

    The largest underground mine: El Teniente, in Rancagua, Chile, 2,400 kilometers of underground drifts, 418,000 tons of copper yearly. The deepest borehole in the world is Kola Superdeep Borehole at 12,262 meters. This, however, is not a matter of mining but rather related to scientific drilling.

  15. OOC:

    Good penetration is also achieved in dry sandy soils or massive dry materials such as granite, limestone, and concrete where the depth of penetration could be up to 15 m. In moist and/or clay-laden soils and soils with high electrical conductivity, penetration is sometimes only a few centimetres.

    And my underground train tunnel is about 200 meters deep... :P

    And of course, my nation's engineers are going to test if they can detect any movement from the train tunnel. If they do, then the depth will be increased until their monitors hardly detect it.

    OOC: Yep, I'm going to dig down. I think. Perhaps. :awesome:

    OOC: The drilling is going to take quite a while, and by the time you are finished and hit the correct spot, I would have already clogged up the train tunnels connecting my nation to your nation and make look like it was abandoned a long time ago and part of it have caved in. :awesome:

    Or, it I was really evil, I would have filled the train tunnels with explosives, and set to ignite the moment they get compressed. Flying body pieces anyone? :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

  16. OOC: Ok then... But be very quiet.

    OOC: Which is why I am going to tunnel under other people's nations, and build the underground stations. However, I am going to leave them incomplete (emergency exit elevator shafts, emergency exit stations, underground airfield, and underground airfield elevator shafts won't be finished) to avoid detection. In times of war, I think you get what happens next to the enemy nation that I already tunneled underneath.

  17. OOC: Interesting... I think almost every nation around me (including me) is setting up a defense system... kinda scary....

    OOC: Compared to all of the CNRP nations around my nation, it seems like my nation's defense system seems more geared toward counter-attacking, anti-aircraft defense, and rapid reinforcement/supplying.

    And indeed it is scary, my IC government thought all of the neighbors were up to something, so you get the result.

  18. Anti aircraft gel development:

    Current stats on the gel, classified document:

    Estimated completion: 60% stalled

    Can it glow in the dark?: Yes

    Black?: Yes

    Mess up radio waves?: Yes

    Sticky on all types of metal and glass?: Yes

    Comments: Turns out that the trans fat made the chemical flammable, not what we wanted.

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    Insect repellent:

    Estimated completion: 30%

    Comments: Found a new set of compounds that is stable and functions like ordinary insect repellent. It turned out it didn't repel insects, it killed them within 30 seconds. Currently waiting for the tested animals' reactions to the chemical.

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    Anti-biotic:

    Estimated completion: 15%

    Comments: Currently looking for a molecule that is more stable.

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    Deadly anti-aircraft fireworks:

    Estimated completion: 5%

    Comments: Currently testing all of the known explosive chemicals to see which one generates the brightest amount of light. Blinded pilots+any aircrafts=bad.

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