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Best of luck to our allies in Polar! Not that you really need luck with this one...
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This has been updated to the best of my ability. If it's still behind on anything let me know.
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Shellebrate
Genius. Pure Genius. I'll be sure to give my turtle an extra treat in your honor.
o/
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Feels like it's time to show the commies a real bull market.
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1 hour ago, AL Bundy said:
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11 minutes ago, firingline said:
Could CLAWS please provide a comprehensive list of the alliances they are not treatied to at this point? That would make everything simpler.
FTW and NG.
As a former Knight of the Roundtable, I'm doubly happy to see this signed.
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18 hours ago, Smitty256 said:
Gross, this is the reason that CN has become so stagnantOkay everyone says this while making it worse.
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1 hour ago, HeroofTime55 said:
CLAWS objectively has the dumbest flag. It isn't even cropped correctly.
We don't even use the same version between announcements, the crop is the least of our issues.
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On 11/9/2021 at 9:20 AM, tehol said:
It's true! Come join today
I've heard this alliance is the best in CN, is that true?
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On 9/26/2021 at 10:49 PM, Suyash Adhikari said:
A Nice Display of the webby web, appreciate it, though I would recommend adding pictures like the PnW one does @Jazzy95:
On 10/18/2021 at 5:21 PM, LunaHD said:Agreed.
With @Jason8 providing all of the links, this is now implemented! https://treatyweb.claws.rocks/
On 10/18/2021 at 10:51 PM, Walshington said:Sigh. I remember a time when SRA would appear on these, probably halfway due to courtesy (although we did have 1M NS at one time).
Would it kill you to put us in, with a big, fat M line to Argent, so Lowsten could look into his icy heart and see a visual representation of his true desire?
It's nothing personal, but due to how terribly tangled the web is, even with less alliances listed than the PnW version, it's far less readable and so cuts had to be made.
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22 minutes ago, Tevron said:
I will not change my pip, the CLAWS pip sucks I'm sorry Jazzy.
Best I can do is make it worse
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What a cool topic!
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54 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:
Most of you probably weren't expecting a long rant about NPO and Oc, well Dooms turn is coming. Credit where credit is due; the membership spread out between, DBDC, CLAWS, and Doom Squad, represent some of the greatest most successful villains we've ever known.
I humbly accept my portion of this award. It's not well-earned, but I'll take what little recognition I can get during these waning days Bob.
You stuck to your guns, so I'll give you that. Bye 👋
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1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
Dark Templar do absolutely nothing of note for at least a decade, then turn up at the behest of Hershey from Doom Squad and White Chocolate of CLAWS
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Wait a minute...
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4 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:
Pink team mob
Good name for a Pink-sphere cooperation treaty.
4 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:unchecked Pink Imperialist aggression
An even better option.
Even in retirement you continue to inspire ♥️
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1 hour ago, Suyash Adhikari said:
A Nice Display of the webby web, appreciate it, though I would recommend adding pictures like the PnW one does @Jazzy95:
I've thought about it. It mostly came down to me not wanting to manually go and grab URLs for all of the AA flags. If someone (anyone :D) is up to build that list of image URLs I'd be happy to connect and talk more about it.
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12 minutes ago, Krihelion said:
You have made my day, thank you for addressing this customer service problem promptly.
You may receive a brief survey on your experience today.
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53 minutes ago, Krihelion said:
But why is NG, a sanctioned alliance, the same size as Kashmir?
Whoops, this was started before NG was sanctioned so I just hadn't added that in yet. Updated, sorry VE 💚
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Today I'm excited to announce an up-to-date AND interactive treaty web, https://treatyweb.claws.rocks/ ! It's still a work in progress (have fun mobile users) but it's at a point where I think most people will find it helpful.
I'll add a legend to the site soon, but for now:
- Solid lines -> M-level defense
- Dotted Lines -> O-level defense
- Colored Line -> Blocs
- Arrow Lines -> Protectorates
If you notice issues with the data or the site itself, please let me know!
Edit: 12/26- Updated the web with images
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Introduction
In the future, there is only war...
Peace
CLAWS and Ordo Cyberneticus previously considered each other heretical. We no longer believe that and agree not to fight each other.
Optional Defence
If a heretic attacks one of us, the other may come to the defence of the one attacked and vice versa. This is not required. It’s a dark world - Master of Planet Bob, grant us strength.
Optional Aid
In case of attack upon one of us, the other may choose to send aid to the one attacked and vice versa. This is not required.
Senate Coordination
We agree to coordinate our senate votes for black team senators chosen by CLAWS, and the leader of Ordo Cyberneticus will be invited to black team senate discussions.
Cancellation
If either of us finds the other corrupted by Chaos, our agreement may be ended after having given 48 hours notice, or as otherwise agreed.Signed for CLAWS,
Co-Leaders:
Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts
White Chocolate, GATO Dictator ElectGrand Inquisitor: Randalla
Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Magical MuslimSigned for Ordo Cyberneticus,
Martialis - Lord High Admiral
Caesar III - High Cybernetic Consilium
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10 hours ago, Smitty256 said:
- Velocity, Dude in charge of Foreign Affairs and Regent (who has no power)
- Smitty, Dude in charge of Internal Affairs and man with too many titles
- Lord Draculea, Dude in charge of the Treasury, also possibly (most definitely) a robot
- CodArk, Dude in charge of War, and a swell dude
Was FTW always a Big Lebowski fan club?
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2 hours ago, nishiyoshi_mha said:
I think it'd just be nice to have it written down somewhere more easy to find and to be more accurate. e.g. from update to +3 mins we want people to take a chill pill. nukes and quadding was always a fun part of the game that has been removed for far to long in my opinion.
Iirc "peak traffic" also refers to all of automatic processes the game servers run at update (handling expiring wars/aid, inactive nations, etc).
The Terrible "Terrible Peace War" War
in World Affairs (IC)
Posted · Edited by Jazzy95
Hickory, dickory, dock,
The wolf ran up the clock;
The clock struck one,
The wolf fell down,
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Tick Toc Tick Toc Tick Toc
tl;don't like nursery rhymes: CLAWS is back in its rightful #3 alliance rank