An Official Announcement from the North Atlantic Defense Coalition.
Lord Damien: You're talking about Republic Of Allied Defenses, sir.
TankKiller: Of course I'm talking about Republic Of Allied Defenses, you TWERP!
Citizens of the world,
The North Atlantic Defense Coalition, in recognition of our ties of friendship with our allies, and in recognition of the courage demonstrated in fighting a difficult war, hereby announces the activation of Article III of The Northern Zenith Accords. As such, the North Atlantic Defense Coalition declares war on Republic Of Allied Defenses, for it is past time for us to demonstrate our convictions and devotion to those we are privileged to call friends. We march to the aid of our friends in Zenith
We hold nothing against RAD (aside from them hitting on our treaty partners, of course), and we realize they are simply answering their treaty calls. We respect you for this, RAD, and wish that this war can be held in a, perhaps mildly irradiated, atmosphere of friendly competition.
Despite the hostilities we now engage in, we recognize the honor and dignity of our opponents, and respect their convictions, for they fight with courage for a cause in which they believe. In all things, we will act with honor, and we would expect no less of our opponents. On a side note, we request that every nuke sent our way be sent with hot sauce.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over till we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Bluto
Signed,
TankKiller, Secretary General
Da Supe, Military Operations Commander
Spaero2011, Deputy Military Commander
Lord Damien, Foreign Affairs Minister
Heroica, Deputy Foreign Affairs Minister
Freddie Mercury, Deputy Foreign Affairs Minister
Emperor of Babanga, Deputy Internal Affairs Minister
And now, a public service announcement: Don't feed the Yao Guai. That is all.